The to the top through cross guards and hard knocks Copper penny and endless city blocks Thieves straight as they never been crooked Shooting craps in the back of vacant lots
Free-range acts and worthless facts Dancing in my solar bowl of dick and smack Fist-fucking fagots at the White on gym Rats run the wire I'm looking for a match
I go back and forth just like a cameo wanna love me but the line is too long I make 'em take a number, wake 'em from their What you know Mickey? He's a bad motherfucker
Truckers get my digits off the stalls of stops I'm sick on the microphone smallpox Wild-eyed babies go when I rock old ladies into diabetic shock
'Cause it's all the same when they my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a smile and a platinum frown
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden and a platinum frown
I flow like an acrobat, go your manager Mickey Avalon ain't no motherfuckin' amateur I fly flicks with my dick at camera I rip the out my girl's Porsche Carrera
I your whole formula, just warmin' up Storm the front line and I find a spot for lunch Toxic-proof punch the loot comes boosters with my boots on
Underneath the reach out for the Thundercats Holds no better than this act I ripped the rubber mats out lover's pad And kicked your mother's ass in front of your dad
night, a brass pipe and a flashlight Smashed my and left me down with a black eye The bad guy, walking over Who can't die but still
'Cause it's all the same when they call my Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
'Cause it's all the same they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden and a platinum frown
your gods and your politics back at home 'Cause I wanna drink and be left alone I gotta girl who to talk my ear off, see So when I'm at the bar stay from me
Don't ask for a smoke or to some change I don't care your kid or your menstrual pains You can me rude but I like my solitude And we don't need to chat while we're playing
So stay cool, mister, I lookin' at your sister snuggle toothed sea hag, lips all blistered Now rack the while I'm in the stall out vodka and walkin' up the walls
I turn off the ringer my lady calls point your finger unless you want a brawl I up my cue and sink the eight ball Then reach into my pocket and light a Pall
'Cause it's all the same when they my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
'Cause it's all the same when call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler of fame ain't no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown