The road to the top cross guards and hard knocks Copper penny times and endless city Thieves straight as they been crooked rent-a-cops craps in the back of vacant city lots
Free-range acts and worthless facts Dancing in my solar bowl of dick and smack fagots at the White on gym mats Rats run the while I'm looking for a match
I go back and forth just like a cameo Honeys wanna me but the line is too long I 'em take a number, wake 'em from their slumber What you know about Mickey? a bad motherfucker
Truckers get my digits off the stalls of rest I'm on the microphone like smallpox Wild-eyed babies go crazy when I Blind old into diabetic shock
'Cause it's all the same when they my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
'Cause all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There no ball and chain to hold me down I got a smile and a platinum frown
I flow like an acrobat, go your manager That Mickey ain't no motherfuckin' amateur I fly flicks with my dick at your I rip the stick out my girl's Carrera
I brought your whole formula, just up Storm the front line and then I find a for lunch Toxic-proof punch the loot comes Rocket boosters my boots on
Underneath the tundra out for the Thundercats Holds no better than this act I ripped the rubber out your lover's pad And kicked your mother's ass right in of your dad
Last night, a pipe and a flashlight Smashed my crown and left me down with a eye The bad guy, walking over Who die but still cried?
'Cause it's all the same they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a smile and a platinum frown
Leave your gods and politics back at home 'Cause I just wanna and be left alone I gotta girl who likes to my ear off, see So when I'm at the bar stay from me
Don't ask for a or to make some change I don't care about your kid or your pains You can call me rude but I like my And we don't need to chat we're playing pool
So stay cool, mister, I wasn't lookin' at your That snuggle toothed sea hag, all blistered Now rack the while I'm in the stall Pissin' out vodka and walkin' up the
I turn off the ringer when my calls Don't your finger unless you want a brawl I chalk up my cue and sink the ball Then reach into my pocket and light a Pall
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler of fame There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum
'Cause it's all the same when they call my Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden smile and a platinum