The road to the top through guards and hard knocks penny times and endless city blocks Thieves as they never been crooked rent-a-cops Shooting craps in the back of vacant lots
Free-range acts and worthless facts Dancing in my solar soggy of dick and smack fagots at the White on gym mats Rats run the wire I'm looking for a match
I go and forth just like a cameo song Honeys love me but the line is too long I make 'em a number, wake 'em from their slumber What you know about Mickey? a bad motherfucker
Truckers get my digits off the stalls of stops I'm sick on the microphone smallpox Wild-eyed babies go crazy when I old ladies into diabetic shock
'Cause it's all the same when they call my Mickey Avalon, hustler of fame ain't no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
'Cause it's all the same when they my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to me down I got a smile and a platinum frown
I flow like an acrobat, go your manager Mickey Avalon ain't no motherfuckin' amateur I fly flicks with my dick at camera I rip the stick out my girl's Porsche
I brought your formula, just warmin' up Storm the front and then I find a spot for lunch Toxic-proof punch the loot comes Rocket boosters my boots on
Underneath the reach out for the Thundercats Holds no better this brother act I ripped the rubber out your lover's pad And kicked your mother's ass right in of your dad
Last night, a pipe and a flashlight Smashed my crown and me down with a black eye The bad guy, walking landmines Who die but still cried?
'Cause all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
'Cause it's all the same when they my name Mickey Avalon, hustler of fame There no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden and a platinum frown
Leave your gods and politics back at home I just wanna drink and be left alone I girl who likes to talk my ear off, see So when I'm at the bar stay from me
ask for a smoke or to make some change I don't care about kid or your menstrual pains You can me rude but I like my solitude And we don't to chat while we're playing pool
So stay cool, mister, I lookin' at your sister snuggle toothed sea hag, lips all blistered Now rack the balls while I'm in the Pissin' out vodka and walkin' up the
I turn off the ringer when my lady Don't point finger unless you want a brawl I up my cue and sink the eight ball Then reach into my pocket and light a Mall
'Cause all the same when they call my name Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden and a platinum frown
'Cause it's all the same when call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler of fame ain't no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum