The road to the top through cross guards and hard Copper penny times and endless blocks Thieves straight as they never crooked rent-a-cops Shooting craps in the back of vacant lots
Free-range circus acts and facts Dancing in my solar bowl of dick and smack fagots at the White on gym mats Rats run the wire while I'm for a match
I go back and forth just a cameo song Honeys wanna love me but the is too long I make 'em take a number, 'em from their slumber What you know about Mickey? a bad motherfucker
Truckers get my digits off the stalls of rest I'm sick on the microphone like Wild-eyed babies go when I rock old ladies into diabetic shock
'Cause it's all the same when they my name Avalon, hustler hall of fame There no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden and a platinum frown
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
I flow like an acrobat, go tell your That Mickey Avalon ain't no amateur I fly flicks with my dick at camera I rip the stick out my girl's Porsche
I brought your whole formula, warmin' up Storm the front line and then I find a spot for Toxic-proof when the loot comes Rocket boosters with my on
the tundra reach out for the Thundercats Holds no better this brother act I the rubber mats out your lover's pad And your mother's ass right in front of your dad
Last night, a brass pipe and a Smashed my and left me down with a black eye The bad guy, walking landmines Who die but still cried?
'Cause it's all the same when call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to me down I got a golden smile and a platinum
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler of fame There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum
Leave your gods and your politics back at 'Cause I wanna drink and be left alone I gotta girl who to talk my ear off, see So when I'm at the bar stay from me
Don't ask for a smoke or to some change I don't care about your kid or menstrual pains You can me rude but I like my solitude And we don't need to chat while we're playing
So stay cool, mister, I lookin' at your sister snuggle toothed sea hag, lips all blistered Now rack the while I'm in the stall Pissin' out vodka and walkin' up the
I turn off the ringer when my calls Don't point finger unless you want a brawl I chalk up my cue and the eight ball Then into my pocket and light a Pall Mall
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden and a platinum frown
'Cause it's all the when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a smile and a platinum frown