The road to the top cross guards and hard knocks Copper penny and endless city blocks Thieves straight as they never crooked rent-a-cops Shooting craps in the back of vacant lots
Free-range circus acts and facts Dancing in my solar soggy bowl of dick and Fist-fucking at the White on gym mats run the wire while I'm looking for a match
I go back and forth just like a song Honeys wanna me but the line is too long I make 'em take a number, wake 'em from slumber What you know about Mickey? a bad motherfucker
get my digits off the stalls of rest stops I'm on the microphone like smallpox Wild-eyed go crazy when I rock Blind old ladies diabetic shock
'Cause it's all the when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of ain't no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a platinum
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden smile and a frown
I flow like an acrobat, go tell your Mickey Avalon ain't no motherfuckin' amateur I fly flicks with my dick at your I rip the stick out my girl's Carrera
I brought whole formula, just warmin' up Storm the front line and then I find a for lunch Toxic-proof when the loot comes Rocket with my boots on
the tundra reach out for the Thundercats Holds no better than this act I ripped the rubber mats out your pad And kicked your mother's ass in front of your dad
Last night, a brass pipe and a Smashed my crown and left me with a black eye The bad guy, walking over Who can't die but cried?
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden smile and a platinum
'Cause it's all the same when call my name Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to me down I got a smile and a platinum frown
your gods and your politics back at home 'Cause I just wanna drink and be left I gotta girl who likes to my ear off, see So I'm at the bar stay away from me
Don't ask for a smoke or to make some I don't care about your kid or menstrual pains You can me rude but I like my solitude And we need to chat while we're playing pool
So stay cool, mister, I wasn't lookin' at sister That snuggle toothed sea hag, all blistered Now rack the balls while I'm in the Pissin' out vodka and up the walls
I turn off the ringer my lady calls Don't point your finger unless you want a I up my cue and sink the eight ball reach into my pocket and light a Pall Mall
'Cause all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden smile and a frown
'Cause it's all the same when they call my Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to hold me I got a golden smile and a platinum