The road to the top through cross guards and knocks Copper penny times and endless city Thieves straight as never been crooked rent-a-cops Shooting craps in the back of vacant city
Free-range circus acts and worthless Dancing in my solar soggy bowl of and smack Fist-fucking fagots at the on gym mats Rats run the wire while I'm for a match
I go back and forth just like a cameo Honeys wanna love me but the is too long I 'em take a number, wake 'em from their slumber What you know about He's a bad motherfucker
get my digits off the stalls of rest stops I'm sick on the like smallpox babies go crazy when I rock Blind old ladies diabetic shock
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hall of fame There no ball and chain to hold me down I got a smile and a platinum frown
'Cause it's all the same when they call my Mickey Avalon, hustler of fame There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown
I like an acrobat, go tell your manager That Avalon ain't no motherfuckin' amateur I fly flicks with my dick at your I rip the stick out my Porsche Carrera
I brought your formula, just warmin' up Storm the front and then I find a spot for lunch Toxic-proof when the loot comes Rocket boosters my boots on
Underneath the tundra out for the Thundercats Holds no better than brother act I ripped the rubber mats out lover's pad And kicked your mother's ass right in front of dad
Last night, a brass and a flashlight Smashed my crown and me down with a black eye The bad guy, over landmines Who die but still cried?
'Cause it's all the same they call my name Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and chain to me down I got a smile and a platinum frown
'Cause it's all the same they call my name Avalon, hustler hall of fame There ain't no ball and to hold me down I got a smile and a platinum frown
your gods and your politics back at home 'Cause I wanna drink and be left alone I gotta girl who likes to my ear off, see So when I'm at the bar away from me
Don't ask for a smoke or to make some I don't care about your kid or menstrual pains You can call me rude but I my solitude And we don't need to chat while playing pool
So stay cool, mister, I wasn't lookin' at your That snuggle sea hag, lips all blistered Now rack the while I'm in the stall Pissin' out vodka and up the walls
I turn off the ringer when my lady Don't point your finger you want a brawl I up my cue and sink the eight ball Then reach my pocket and light a Pall Mall
'Cause it's all the same when they my name Mickey Avalon, hustler of fame ain't no ball and chain to hold me down I got a golden and a platinum frown
it's all the same when they call my name Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of There ain't no and chain to hold me down I got a golden smile and a frown