Verse One: Humpty (Shock G) All right! Stop doin' 'cause I'm about to the and the style that ya used to. I funny but yo I'm makin' see so yo world I you're ready for me. Now gather I'm the new in town and my sound's down by the Underground. I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to thee. I'm tall, y'all, and just like Dumpty you're fall when the stereos pump me. I to rhyme, I like my funky, I'm spunky. I my oatmeal lumpy. I'm wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get I'll eat up all your and your licorice hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish? Yeah, I ya fat. Look at me, I'm It stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a I like the girls the boom I once got in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to thee. They say I'm ugly but it just faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' and I got my own dance The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump Verse People say "Yo, Humpty, you're funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me but ya get near me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really sincere 'cause in a 69 my nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still paid I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my is large I get stoopid, I shoot an like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it, I'm the one who said just 'em in the biscuits told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also to write. All ya had to do was Humpty a chance and now I'm do my dance. Oh, yeah, the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this It's real easy to it out Verse First I limp to the side like my leg was Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was wack funky People say ya like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty all right 'cause my body's in motion It's to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my No two people do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump, and when the dude a pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm the Hump. Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on the hump Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump get stoopid! Oh, yeah, come on and it down Once again, the Underground is in the I'd like to send a out to the whole world, on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and forever and fade}