Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha
'cause I'm about to
the image and the style ya used to.
I funny
but yo I'm money see
so yo I hope you're ready for me.
Now round
I'm the new in town
and my sound's down by the Underground.
I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf
so let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please me to bump thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just like Dumpty
gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight mack
but I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya
Yeah, I ya fat.
at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me gettin' busy
I'm a
I like the girls the boom
I once got busy in a King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't me.
I'm still gettin' in the pants
and I even got my own

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'"
that's all 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
but ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein'
in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge,
how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow Cupid,
I use a that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the
Also told ya that I to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I like to write.
All ya had to do was give a chance
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this
real easy to do--check it out
Verse
First I to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' like I was smokin'
Crazy funky
People say ya like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my in motion
It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can this game
This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name
No two people do it the same
Ya got it when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the a chump pump points a finger like a stump
him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

Black people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, on and break it down

Once again, the is in the house
I'd like to send a out to the whole world,
on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness
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