Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop doin'
'cause I'm about to
the image and the style that ya to.
I look
but yo I'm money see
so yo world I hope ready for me.
Now gather
I'm the new fool in
and my sound's laid by the Underground.
I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce
My name is Humpty, with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please me to bump thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just Humpty Dumpty
you're fall when the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my lumpy.
I'm wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya
Yeah, I ya fat.
Look at me, I'm
It never stopped me from busy
I'm a
I the girls with the boom
I got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to thee.
They say I'm but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls'
and I got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse
say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things
Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me
but ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin'
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like
I on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the
Also ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also to write.
All ya had to do was Humpty a chance
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about
let me tell ya a little bit this dance
It's real easy to it out
Three:
First I to the side like my leg was broken
and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack
People say ya look M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a
Anyone can play this
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my
No two will do it the same
Ya got it when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a like a stump
tell him step off, I'm the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, on and break it down

Once again, the Underground is in the
I'd like to a shout out to the whole world,
on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and forever
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