Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G) All right! Stop whatcha 'cause I'm about to the image and the style ya used to. I funny but yo I'm money see so yo I hope you're ready for me. Now round I'm the new in town and my sound's down by the Underground. I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf so let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please me to bump thee. I'm tall, y'all, and just like Dumpty gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I to rhyme, I my beats funky, I'm spunky. I my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight mack but I get ridiculous I'll eat up all crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya Yeah, I ya fat. at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me gettin' busy I'm a I like the girls the boom I once got busy in a King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't me. I'm still gettin' in the pants and I even got my own The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Two: People say "Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'" that's all 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me but ya get near me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge, how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow Cupid, I use a that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the Also told ya that I to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I like to write. All ya had to do was give a chance and now I'm do my dance. Oh, yeah, the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this real easy to do--check it out Verse First I to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' like I was smokin' Crazy funky People say ya like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my in motion It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can this game This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name No two people do it the same Ya got it when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump, and when the a chump pump points a finger like a stump him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. Black people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump get stoopid! Oh, yeah, on and break it down Once again, the is in the house I'd like to send a out to the whole world, on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and humptiness {Music and