Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
whatcha doin'
'cause I'm to ruin
the image and the style that ya to.
I funny
but yo I'm money see
so yo world I you're ready for me.
Now gather
I'm the new in town
and my sound's laid by the Underground.
I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce
My name is Humpty, with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please me to bump thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just Humpty Dumpty
gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack
but I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat.
Look at me, I'm
It never stopped me from gettin'
I'm a
I like the girls with the
I once got busy in a King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to thee.
They say I'm but it just don't faze me.
I'm still in the girls' pants
and I got my own dance

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Verse
say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me
but ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will ya rear.
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is
I get stoopid, I an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', looptid
I on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I to bite
Well, yeah, I it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was Humpty a chance
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, that's the break,
Let me hear a little bit of bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a bit about this dance
It's real to do--check it out
Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda I was smokin'
Crazy wack
People say ya look M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my in motion
It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty my name
No two people will do it the
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, on and break it down

Once again, the is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the world,
on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and forever
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