Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse One: Humpty (Shock G)
All right!
Stop doin'
'cause I'm about to
the and the style that ya used to.
I funny
but yo I'm makin' see
so yo world I you're ready for me.
Now gather
I'm the new in town
and my sound's down by the Underground.
I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just like Dumpty
you're fall when the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I like my funky,
I'm spunky. I my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get
I'll eat up all your and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat.
Look at me, I'm
It stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a
I like the girls the boom
I once got in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls'
and I got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things
Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me
but ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really sincere
'cause in a 69 my nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it,
I'm the one who said just 'em in the biscuits
told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also to write.
All ya had to do was Humpty a chance
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this
It's real easy to it out
Verse
First I limp to the side like my leg was
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was
wack funky
People say ya like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my
No two people do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on the hump
Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and it down

Once again, the Underground is in the
I'd like to send a out to the whole world,
on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and forever
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