Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse One: Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha
I'm about to ruin
the image and the that ya used to.
I look
but yo I'm makin' see
so yo I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather
I'm the new fool in
and my laid down by the Underground.
I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me myself
My is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please me to bump thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty
gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I like my funky,
I'm spunky. I my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta
but I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat.
Look at me, I'm
It never stopped me gettin' busy
I'm a
I like the girls the boom
I once got busy in a King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls'
and I got my own dance

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'"
that's all 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
but ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein'
in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not
Big like a pickle, I'm gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge,
how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an like Cupid,
I use a word that don't nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it,
I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I like to write.
All ya had to do was give a chance
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, that's the break,
Let me hear a little bit of bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this
It's easy to do--check it out
Verse
I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was
Crazy funky
People say ya look like M.C. on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in
It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty my name
No two people will do it the
Ya got it when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a like a stump
tell him off, I'm doin' the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, on and break it down

Once again, the Underground is in the
I'd like to send a shout out to the world,
keep on doin' the Dance,
and to the ladies,
and humptiness forever
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