Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G) All right! whatcha doin' 'cause I'm to ruin the image and the style that ya to. I funny but yo I'm money see so yo world I you're ready for me. Now gather I'm the new in town and my sound's laid by the Underground. I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce My name is Humpty, with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please me to bump thee. I'm tall, y'all, and just Humpty Dumpty gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I to rhyme, I my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack but I get ridiculous I'll eat up all crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish? Yeah, I ya fat. Look at me, I'm It never stopped me from gettin' I'm a I like the girls with the I once got busy in a King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to thee. They say I'm but it just don't faze me. I'm still in the girls' pants and I got my own dance The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump Verse say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me but ya can't get me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will ya rear. My nose is big, I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still paid I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is I get stoopid, I an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', looptid I on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I to bite Well, yeah, I it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was Humpty a chance and now I'm do my dance. Oh, yeah, that's the break, Let me hear a little bit of bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a bit about this dance It's real to do--check it out Three: First I limp to the side like my leg was Shakin' and twitchin' kinda I was smokin' Crazy wack People say ya look M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my in motion It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty my name No two people will do it the Ya got it down when ya appear to be in Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump, and when the dude a pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm the Hump. Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty get stoopid! Oh, yeah, on and break it down Once again, the is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the world, on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and forever and fade}