Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
whatcha doin'
'cause I'm to ruin
the and the style that ya used to.
I funny
but yo I'm money see
so yo world I hope you're for me.
Now round
I'm the new in town
and my laid down by the Underground.
I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty
you're fall when the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack
but I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your
hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat.
Look at me, I'm
It never me from gettin' busy
I'm a
I like the with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to thee.
say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm gettin' in the girls' pants
and I got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really lookin'"
that's all right I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
but ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not
Big like a pickle, I'm gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge,
how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it,
I'm the one who said just 'em in the biscuits
told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about
let me tell ya a bit about this dance
real easy to do--check it out
Verse
First I limp to the like my leg was broken
and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack
People say ya look M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this
This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name
No two will do it the same
Ya got it down ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and it down

Once again, the is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the world,
keep on the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and forever
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