Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse One: Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha
I'm about to ruin
the image and the that ya used to.
I funny
but yo I'm makin' see
so yo world I hope you're for me.
Now round
I'm the new fool in
and my sound's laid by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya
so let me introduce myself
My is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty
gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight mack
but sometimes I get
I'll eat up all crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat.
at me, I'm skinny
It stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a
I like the girls the boom
I once got busy in a King bathroom
I'm crazy.
me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't me.
I'm gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own

The Humpty Dance is your to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're funny lookin'"
all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me
but ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not
Big like a pickle, I'm gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an like Cupid,
I use a word that don't nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it,
I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I to bite
Well, yeah, I it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit myself
let me ya a little bit about this dance
It's real to do--check it out
Verse
First I to the side like my leg was broken
and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack
say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a
Anyone can this game
is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two will do it the same
Ya got it down ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and it down

Once again, the is in the house
I'd to send a shout out to the whole world,
on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness
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