Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse One: Hump (Shock G)
All right!
whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to
the image and the style ya used to.
I funny
but yo I'm money see
so yo I hope you're ready for me.
Now round
I'm the new fool in
and my laid down by the Underground.
I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce
My is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please me to bump thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just like Dumpty
you're gonna fall the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I like my funky,
I'm spunky. I like my lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta
but I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya
Yeah, I ya fat.
at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me gettin' busy
I'm a
I the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger bathroom
I'm crazy.
me to amaze thee.
They say I'm but it just don't faze me.
I'm gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me
but ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will ya rear.
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge,
both how I'm and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an like Cupid,
I use a word that mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the
Also ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give a chance
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, that's the break,
Let me hear a little bit of that bass right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this
It's easy to do--check it out
Three:
First I to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' like I was smokin'
Crazy funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack,
all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can this game
This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name
No two people do it the same
Ya got it down ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump a finger like a stump
tell him off, I'm doin' the Hump.

Black people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and it down

Once again, the Underground is in the
I'd like to send a shout out to the world,
keep on doin' the Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and forever
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