Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G) All right! Stop whatcha 'cause I'm about to the image and the style that ya to. I funny but yo I'm money see so yo world I you're ready for me. Now gather I'm the new fool in and my sound's down by the Underground. I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to thee. I'm tall, y'all, and like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall the stereos pump me. I to rhyme, I like my funky, I'm spunky. I my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack but sometimes I get eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya Yeah, I ya fat. at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from busy I'm a I like the girls with the I once got in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to thee. They say I'm but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' and I got my own dance The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump Two: People say "Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me but ya get near me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they me Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose tickle ya rear. My nose is big, I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still paid I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it, I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a and now I'm do my dance. Oh, yeah, the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about let me tell ya a little bit about this It's real easy to it out Three: First I limp to the side like my leg was Shakin' and twitchin' like I was smokin' wack funky People say ya like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play game This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name No two will do it the same Ya got it down ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a tell him step off, I'm the Hump. Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump get stoopid! Oh, yeah, come on and break it Once again, the Underground is in the I'd like to send a out to the whole world, on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and forever and fade}