Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha
'cause I'm to ruin
the image and the style ya used to.
I look
but yo I'm money see
so yo world I you're ready for me.
Now round
I'm the new fool in
and my laid down by the Underground.
I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me myself
My is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee.
And all the in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna when the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I like my funky,
I'm spunky. I my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight mack
but I get ridiculous
eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat.
Look at me, I'm
It stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a
I like the girls with the
I got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls'
and I got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'"
that's all 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
but ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein'
in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not
Big like a pickle, I'm still paid
I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my is large
I get stoopid, I an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like
I on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just 'em in the biscuits
told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit this dance
It's easy to do--check it out
Three:
First I limp to the like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was
wack funky
People say ya like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my in motion
It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play game
is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people do it the same
Ya got it down when ya to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a like a stump
tell him off, I'm doin' the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and it down

Once again, the is in the house
I'd to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and forever
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