Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha
'cause I'm about to
the image and the style that ya to.
I funny
but yo I'm money see
so yo world I you're ready for me.
Now gather
I'm the new fool in
and my sound's down by the Underground.
I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I like my funky,
I'm spunky. I my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack
but sometimes I get
eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya
Yeah, I ya fat.
at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from busy
I'm a
I like the girls with the
I once got in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to thee.
They say I'm but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls'
and I got my own dance

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya know what I'm doin', the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
but ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still paid
I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it,
I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about
let me tell ya a little bit about this
It's real easy to it out
Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was
Shakin' and twitchin' like I was smokin'
wack funky
People say ya like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in
It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play game
This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name
No two will do it the same
Ya got it down ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a
tell him step off, I'm the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and break it

Once again, the Underground is in the
I'd like to send a out to the whole world,
on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and forever
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