Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
whatcha doin'
'cause I'm to ruin
the image and the style ya used to.
I funny
but yo I'm makin' see
so yo I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather
I'm the new in town
and my sound's laid by the Underground.
I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce
My is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee.
And all the rappers in the top allow me to bump thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just Humpty Dumpty
you're fall when the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I like my funky,
I'm spunky. I my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight mack
but I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya
Yeah, I ya fat.
at me, I'm skinny
It stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a
I like the girls with the
I once got busy in a King bathroom
I'm crazy.
me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just faze me.
I'm gettin' in the girls' pants
and I got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Verse
People say "Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me
but ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein'
in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it,
I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I to bite
Well, yeah, I it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, that's the break,
Let me a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a bit about myself
let me ya a little bit about this dance
It's easy to do--check it out
Verse
I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack
People say ya like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in
It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can this game
is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a
tell him off, I'm doin' the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, on and break it down

Once again, the is in the house
I'd like to a shout out to the whole world,
on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and forever
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