Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G) All right! Stop whatcha I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya to. I funny but yo I'm makin' see so yo world I hope ready for me. Now round I'm the new in town and my sound's laid by the Underground. I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce My name is Humpty, pronounced a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please me to bump thee. I'm tall, y'all, and just like Humpty you're gonna when the stereos pump me. I to rhyme, I like my funky, I'm spunky. I like my lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight mack but sometimes I get I'll eat up all your and your licorice hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish? Yeah, I ya fat. at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me gettin' busy I'm a I the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King I'm crazy. Allow me to thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' and I got my own dance The Humpty is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Verse say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me but ya get near me I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose tickle ya rear. My nose is big, I'm not ashamed Big a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow Cupid, I use a word that don't nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the Also told ya that I like to Well, yeah, I guess obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give a chance and now I'm do my dance. Oh, yeah, that's the break, Let me hear a little bit of that groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit this dance real easy to do--check it out Verse First I limp to the side my leg was broken Shakin' and kinda like I was smokin' wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, That's all right my body's in motion supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my No two people will do it the Ya got it down ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger a stump tell him off, I'm doin' the Hump. Black people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump get stoopid! Oh, yeah, come on and break it Once again, the is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the world, on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and humptiness and fade}