Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha
I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya to.
I funny
but yo I'm makin' see
so yo world I hope ready for me.
Now round
I'm the new in town
and my sound's laid by the Underground.
I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce
My name is Humpty, pronounced a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please me to bump thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty
you're gonna when the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I like my funky,
I'm spunky. I like my lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight mack
but sometimes I get
I'll eat up all your and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat.
at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me gettin' busy
I'm a
I the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King
I'm crazy.
Allow me to thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls'
and I got my own dance

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Verse
say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me
but ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein'
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow Cupid,
I use a word that don't nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the
Also told ya that I like to
Well, yeah, I guess obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give a chance
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, that's the break,
Let me hear a little bit of that groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit this dance
real easy to do--check it out
Verse
First I limp to the side my leg was broken
Shakin' and kinda like I was smokin'
wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack,
That's all right my body's in motion
supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my
No two people will do it the
Ya got it down ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger a stump
tell him off, I'm doin' the Hump.

Black people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and break it

Once again, the is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the world,
on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness
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