Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha
'cause I'm to ruin
the and the style that ya used to.
I funny
but yo I'm money see
so yo world I hope you're for me.
Now gather
I'm the new fool in
and my sound's laid by the Underground.
I up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce
My name is Humpty, with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top allow me to bump thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and like Humpty Dumpty
gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I to rhyme,
I like my funky,
I'm spunky. I my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta
but I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat.
Look at me, I'm
It stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a
I like the girls the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King
I'm crazy.
me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it don't faze me.
I'm still in the girls' pants
and I got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Verse
say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
but ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein'
'cause in a 69 my nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not
Big like a pickle, I'm gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge,
how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the
told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I like to write.
All ya had to do was Humpty a chance
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, that's the break,
Let me hear a little bit of that groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a bit about this dance
real easy to do--check it out
Verse
I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was
wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack,
That's all right 'cause my body's in
It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion
can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my
No two people do it the same
Ya got it down when ya to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump a finger like a stump
him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and break it

Once again, the Underground is in the
I'd to send a shout out to the whole world,
on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and forever
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