Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance Awards

Verse Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to
the image and the that ya used to.
I look
but yo I'm money see
so yo world I you're ready for me.
Now round
I'm the new fool in
and my sound's down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya
so let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee.
And all the rappers in the top allow me to bump thee.
I'm tall, y'all,
and just Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the pump me.
I to rhyme,
I like my funky,
I'm spunky. I like my lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack
but I get ridiculous
eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat.
at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin'
I'm a
I the girls with the boom
I once got in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't me.
I'm gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're funny lookin'"
that's all 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
but ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein'
in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge,
both how I'm and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', looptid
I on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I like to write.
All ya had to do was give a chance
and now I'm do my dance.


Oh, yeah, that's the break,
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit this dance
It's easy to do--check it out
Verse
First I limp to the like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' like I was smokin'
wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. on crack, Humpty
That's all 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a
Anyone can this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty my name
No two will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, ya rump,
and when the a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him off, I'm doin' the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and break it

Once again, the is in the house
I'd to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Dance,
and to the ladies,
and humptiness forever
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