Human Jukebox

Walter, the war hero
He's there from opening till time, time, time
And there's Mary the housewife
Who's slumped at the bar drinkin' wine, wine, wine

They get Kylie on a Wednesday
The Stones on a Friday
Bob to the Beatles
On a Saturday night

He's Dylan on a Monday
And Bowie on a Sunday
Does Beegees on a Thursday
As high as a kite

And they call him the Human Jukebox
He plays second-hand rock 'n' roll
Yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
You know that he's healing hearts with his soul

Skyvers with Fivers
Shine up their shoes for the show, show, show
And they all sing along
To the songs till it's time please to go, go, go

They get Kylie on a Wednesday
The Stones on a Friday
Bob to the Beatles
On a Saturday night

He's Dylan on a Monday
And Bowie on a Sunday
Does Elton on a Thursday
If you lend him your tights

And they call him the Human Jukebox
He plays second-hand rock 'n' roll
Yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
You know that he's healing hearts with his soul

They're Karaoke kings for the evening
It's their only real shining time
And if you ever stop believin'
And the real world gets you down

Go see the Human Jukebox
He plays second-hand rock 'n' roll
Yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
You know that he's healing hearts with his soul

Yeah, yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
He plays second-hand rock 'n' roll
Yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
'Cause he's healing hearts with his soul