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How much tequila did I drink last
It's anybody's guess
I them so fast
I couldn't them in the glass
But morning I sure am a mess

My head is or five times its normal size
And I got this big old cactus stuck between my
I can't recall a single I did or said
Or the names of all these people in this bed

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
me how much tequila did I drink last night?

How did I get these cuts and all over my body?
I have fallen down somehow
I believe it had something to do karate
It's all coming to me now

I was standing in a bar with Kong's cousin
He must have been foot three
His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said, "Hey,
Would you to step outside with me?"

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, me how
Tell me how much did I drink last night?

My mouth is filled with cotton and my is sore
I last night's dinner on this morning's floor
My is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk
I drank so much that my hair got

I see a big old about ten feet long
purple cows
Somebody moved the furniture I was gone

Uh oh, is not my house
I could call us a on the telephone
If I only where we are
I guess I'm gonna have to drive myself home
As as I can find the car

me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much did I drink last night?