Luyện nghe bài hát How Much Tequila

How much tequila did I drink night?
It's anybody's guess
I poured them so
I couldn't them in the glass
But this morning I am a mess

My head is four or five times its normal
And I got this big old cactus between my eyes
I can't recall a thing I did or said
Or the names of all these people in this bed

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, me how
Tell me how much tequila did I last night?

How did I get these cuts and all over my body?
I must have fallen down
I believe it had something to do karate
It's all back to me now

I was standing in a bar with King Kong's
He must have been foot three
His elbow me a bump, and so I said, "Hey, chump
Would you like to step with me?"

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, me how
me how much tequila did I drink last night?

My mouth is filled with and my brain is sore
I left last night's dinner on this morning's
My stomach is and my eyeballs shrunk
I so much that my hair got drunk

I see a big old about ten feet long
Hallucinating purple
Somebody moved the furniture I was gone

Uh oh, this is not my
I could us a taxi on the telephone
If I knew where we are
I guess I'm gonna have to drive back home
As soon as I can the car

me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I last night?