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How much tequila did I drink last
It's really guess
I them so fast
I keep them in the glass
But this I sure am a mess

My head is or five times its normal size
And I got this big old cactus between my eyes
I can't recall a single I did or said
Or the names of all these people sleeping in bed

me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I last night?

How did I get these cuts and all over my body?
I must have down somehow
I it had something to do with karate
It's all back to me now

I was standing in a bar King Kong's cousin
He must have been foot three
His elbow me a bump, and so I said, "Hey, chump
Would you like to step with me?"

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, me how
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last

My mouth is filled with cotton and my is sore
I left last night's dinner on this morning's
My stomach is swollen and my shrunk
I drank so much that my got drunk

I see a big old worm about ten feet
Hallucinating purple
Somebody moved the furniture I was gone

Uh oh, is not my house
I could call us a on the telephone
If I knew where we are
I guess I'm gonna have to drive back home
As as I can find the car

me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last