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How tequila did I drink last night?
really anybody's guess
I poured them so
I couldn't keep in the glass
But morning I sure am a mess

My head is four or times its normal size
And I got this big old cactus stuck between my
I can't recall a single thing I did or
Or the names of all people sleeping in this bed

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I last night?

How did I get these cuts and all over my body?
I have fallen down somehow
I it had something to do with karate
It's all back to me now

I was in a bar with King Kong's cousin
He must have been foot three
His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said, "Hey,
you like to step outside with me?"

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, me how
me how much tequila did I drink last night?

My mouth is filled with cotton and my is sore
I left last dinner on this morning's floor
My stomach is and my eyeballs shrunk
I drank so much that my got drunk

I see a big old about ten feet long
Hallucinating purple
Somebody the furniture while I was gone

Uh oh, is not my house
I could call us a on the telephone
If I only knew we are
I guess I'm gonna to drive myself back home
As soon as I can the car

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, me how
me how much tequila did I drink last night?