Luyện nghe bài hát How Much Tequila

How much tequila did I drink night?
really anybody's guess
I poured so fast
I couldn't keep in the glass
But this morning I am a mess

My is four or five times its normal size
And I got this big old stuck between my eyes
I can't recall a thing I did or said
Or the names of all people sleeping in this bed

me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last

How did I get these cuts and all over my body?
I must fallen down somehow
I believe it had something to do with
It's all back to me now

I was standing in a bar with King cousin
He must have been foot three
His elbow me a bump, and so I said, "Hey, chump
Would you like to step outside me?"

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how tequila did I drink last night?

My mouth is filled with cotton and my is sore
I left last night's dinner on this floor
My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs
I so much that my hair got drunk

I see a big old worm about ten feet
Hallucinating cows
Somebody moved the furniture I was gone

Uh oh, this is not my
I call us a taxi on the telephone
If I only where we are
I guess I'm gonna have to drive myself back
As as I can find the car

Tell me how, tell me how, me how, tell me how
Tell me how much did I drink last night?