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How much tequila did I drink last
It's really guess
I poured them so
I couldn't them in the glass
But this morning I am a mess

My is four or five times its normal size
And I got this big old cactus between my eyes
I can't recall a single I did or said
Or the names of all these people in this bed

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, me how
me how much tequila did I drink last night?

How did I get cuts and bruises all over my body?
I must have fallen somehow
I it had something to do with karate
all coming back to me now

I was standing in a bar with King cousin
He must been seven foot three
His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said, "Hey,
Would you to step outside with me?"

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how tequila did I drink last night?

My mouth is with cotton and my brain is sore
I left last dinner on this morning's floor
My stomach is and my eyeballs shrunk
I drank so much my hair got drunk

I see a big old worm about ten feet
Hallucinating purple
Somebody the furniture while I was gone

Uh oh, this is not my
I could call us a on the telephone
If I only where we are
I guess I'm gonna have to drive back home
As as I can find the car

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how tequila did I drink last night?