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How much tequila did I drink night?
It's really guess
I poured them so
I couldn't them in the glass
But morning I sure am a mess

My head is four or five times its normal
And I got this big old cactus between my eyes
I can't recall a single thing I did or
Or the names of all these people in this bed

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
me how much tequila did I drink last night?

How did I get these cuts and bruises all my body?
I must have down somehow
I believe it had something to do karate
all coming back to me now

I was standing in a bar King Kong's cousin
He must have been foot three
His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said, "Hey,
Would you to step outside with me?"

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, me how
me how much tequila did I drink last night?

My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is
I last night's dinner on this morning's floor
My is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk
I drank so much that my got drunk

I see a big old worm about ten long
Hallucinating purple
Somebody moved the furniture I was gone

Uh oh, this is not my
I could call us a on the telephone
If I only where we are
I guess I'm gonna have to drive myself home
As as I can find the car

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much did I drink last night?