Luyện nghe bài hát How Much Tequila

How much did I drink last night?
It's anybody's guess
I poured them so
I couldn't keep them in the
But this morning I sure am a

My is four or five times its normal size
And I got big old cactus stuck between my eyes
I can't a single thing I did or said
Or the names of all these people sleeping in bed

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much did I drink last night?

How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my
I must fallen down somehow
I it had something to do with karate
It's all back to me now

I was standing in a bar with King cousin
He must have seven foot three
His gave me a bump, and so I said, "Hey, chump
Would you like to outside with me?"

Tell me how, tell me how, me how, tell me how
Tell me how tequila did I drink last night?

My mouth is with cotton and my brain is sore
I left last night's dinner on this morning's
My stomach is swollen and my shrunk
I so much that my hair got drunk

I see a big old about ten feet long
purple cows
Somebody moved the while I was gone

Uh oh, this is not my
I could us a taxi on the telephone
If I only knew we are
I guess I'm gonna have to myself back home
As soon as I can the car

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I last night?