Luyện nghe bài hát How Much Tequila

How tequila did I drink last night?
It's really guess
I them so fast
I keep them in the glass
But this I sure am a mess

My is four or five times its normal size
And I got big old cactus stuck between my eyes
I can't a single thing I did or said
Or the names of all people sleeping in this bed

me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I last night?

How did I get these cuts and bruises all my body?
I must have fallen down
I believe it had something to do with
all coming back to me now

I was standing in a bar with Kong's cousin
He must have been seven foot
His gave me a bump, and so I said, "Hey, chump
Would you like to outside with me?"

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I last night?

My mouth is filled with and my brain is sore
I left last night's on this morning's floor
My stomach is swollen and my shrunk
I drank so that my hair got drunk

I see a big old worm about ten long
purple cows
Somebody moved the furniture while I was

Uh oh, is not my house
I could call us a on the telephone
If I only knew we are
I guess I'm gonna have to drive myself home
As soon as I can the car

me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how tequila did I drink last night?