Luyện nghe bài hát How Much Tequila

How much tequila did I drink last
It's anybody's guess
I poured so fast
I couldn't them in the glass
But morning I sure am a mess

My is four or five times its normal size
And I got this big old cactus between my eyes
I recall a single thing I did or said
Or the names of all these sleeping in this bed

me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much did I drink last night?

How did I get these cuts and bruises all my body?
I have fallen down somehow
I it had something to do with karate
all coming back to me now

I was standing in a bar with Kong's cousin
He must have been seven foot
His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said, "Hey,
you like to step outside with me?"

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much did I drink last night?

My is filled with cotton and my brain is sore
I left last night's on this morning's floor
My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs
I drank so much my hair got drunk

I see a big old worm about ten feet
Hallucinating cows
Somebody the furniture while I was gone

Uh oh, is not my house
I could us a taxi on the telephone
If I only where we are
I guess I'm gonna have to drive back home
As as I can find the car

Tell me how, tell me how, me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I last night?