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How much tequila did I drink night?
It's really anybody's
I poured them so
I couldn't keep in the glass
But morning I sure am a mess

My head is or five times its normal size
And I got this big old cactus stuck my eyes
I can't recall a thing I did or said
Or the of all these people sleeping in this bed

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, me how
Tell me how much tequila did I drink night?

How did I get these cuts and all over my body?
I have fallen down somehow
I believe it had to do with karate
It's all coming to me now

I was standing in a bar King Kong's cousin
He must have seven foot three
His elbow me a bump, and so I said, "Hey, chump
Would you like to step outside me?"

Tell me how, tell me how, me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I drink night?

My mouth is filled with and my brain is sore
I left last night's dinner on this morning's
My stomach is swollen and my shrunk
I drank so much that my hair got

I see a big old about ten feet long
Hallucinating purple
moved the furniture while I was gone

Uh oh, is not my house
I could call us a on the telephone
If I knew where we are
I guess I'm gonna have to drive myself home
As soon as I can the car

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, me how
Tell me how much tequila did I drink night?