How Do You Do?

If it's weird for girls to give guys flowers
Then maybe that's a reason too
You're not climbing up my ivory tower
So, I'm coming down for you

Is it wrong to write our names in love hearts
In the dust that's on the car you drive?
Dropping hints can only get you so far
When you don't know that I'm alive

Is it wrong to be the instigator?
Is it wrong, is it wrong?
Is it bad to be the move maker? No
Guess, I gotta be the first to say, to say, to say

How do you do? If you won't say it, I will
How do you do? I'm really pleased to meet you
How do you do? Gotta say it how I feel it
Say it or I will

When you're hanging at the point of stalemate
It's not the time to bite your tongue
So at the risk of looking really stupid
I'm gonna take the plunge

Is it wrong to be the instigator? No
Is it bad to be the move maker? No
Guess, I gotta be the first
To say, to say, to say, to say

How do you do? If you won't say it, I will
How do you do? I'm really pleased to meet you
How do you do? Gotta say it how I feel it
Say it or I will, say it or I will, say it or I will

It's not good enough just to sit around drinking tea
Touching all your weather, exchanging pleasantries
I've been too reserved to circumspect
Sick of crossing words, now, I wanna connect

How do you do? If you won't say it, I will
How do you do? I'm really pleased to meet you
How do you do? Gotta say it how I feel it
Say it or I will, oh, say it or I will, say it or I will
Gotta say it how I feel it, say it or I will, say it or I will

How do you do? If you won't say it, I will
How do you do? I'm really pleased to meet you
How do you do? Gotta say it how I feel it
Say it or I will