Luyện nghe bài hát Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers, & The Little Fridge

in]

Go back to your dorm... you got your and that never works out.

laughs]

That never out. They don't want it to work out... they... they want it so
it's like a Real World episode in your room. [Crowd Laughs] Like I don't
understand... like have those compatibility tests you filled out at the
beginning of the year... that's such a joke that you fill out of the
of the year... it's like

[in character voice:
Umm I like rock and roll... I like out
late... and I love the oh yea OOOO!

Laughs]

[As
Okay we've got a perfect roommate for you he's an opera major,
a and he's gay so go fight each other... we've got four camera angles
... that'll be perfect to college... go screw your self

[as
HUH yeah that's we say here go ahead.

[Jimmy
Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy high
is coming up he's gonna be my room mate it's gonna be awesome...No that is
never awesome it doesn't out... No it doesn't [Laughter] hate to tell you...
you will fight other... you will just get... you just get ... I tell you why one
is they have too much dirt on you... your friend home has too much dirt
they'll kill you they'll crush you in an argument for no like you just say

"Hey man the dishes been in the sink for two weeks man they're your dishes
are you going to them or what?"

[Roommates voice] "Yea... you when you had crabs in sixth grade

[Crowd
PAUSE]

"Not fair to up my crabs."