Luyện nghe bài hát Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers, & The Little Fridge

in]

Go back to your dorm... you got roommates and that never works out.

laughs]

That works out. They don't want it to work out... they... they want it so
it's like a Real World episode in your dorm room. [Crowd Laughs] Like I
understand... they have those compatibility tests you filled out at the
of the year... that's such a joke that test you fill out of the
beginning of the year... like

[in character student]
Umm I like rock and roll... I staying out
late... and I the ladies oh yea OOOO!

Laughs]

[As
Okay got a perfect roommate for you he's an opera major, he's
a narcoleptic and he's gay so go each other... we've got four camera angles
... that'll be perfect to college... go screw your self

[as
HUH that's what we say here go ahead.

Normally]
Then you think you say I got Pete my buddy from high
school is coming up he's gonna be my room mate it's gonna be awesome...No is
never it doesn't work out... No it doesn't [Laughter] hate to tell you...
you will fight each other... you just get... you just get ... I tell you why one
is they have too much on you... your friend from home has too much dirt
kill you they'll crush you in an argument for no reason like you just say

"Hey man the dishes have been in the for two weeks man they're your dishes
are you to clean them or what?"

[Roommates "Yea... you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade

[Crowd
PAUSE]

"Not to bring up my crabs."