Luyện nghe bài hát Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers, & The Little Fridge

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Go back to your dorm... you got your and that never works out.

laughs]

That never works out. They don't want it to work out... they... want it so
it's like a Real World in your dorm room. [Crowd Laughs] Like I don't
understand... like they have those compatibility you filled out at the
of the year... that's such a joke that test you fill out of the
beginning of the year... like

[in character voice:
Umm I like and roll... I like staying out
late... and I love the oh yea OOOO!

[Crowd

[As
Okay we've got a roommate for you he's an opera major, he's
a narcoleptic and he's gay so go fight each other... we've got camera angles
... that'll be perfect welcome to college... go your self

[as
HUH yeah what we say here go ahead.

[Jimmy
Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy high
school is coming up he's gonna be my room it's gonna be awesome...No that is
awesome it doesn't work out... No it doesn't [Laughter] hate to tell you...
you will fight each other... you just get... you just get ... I tell you why one
is they have too dirt on you... your friend from home has too much dirt
they'll kill you crush you in an argument for no reason like you just say

"Hey man the dishes have been in the sink for two weeks man they're your
are you going to them or what?"

[Roommates voice] "Yea... you remember when you had in sixth grade

Laughs]
PAUSE]

"Not fair to up my crabs."