Luyện nghe bài hát Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers, & The Little Fridge

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Go back to your dorm... you got your and that never works out.

laughs]

That works out. They don't want it to work out... they... they want it so
it's like a Real World in your dorm room. [Crowd Laughs] Like I don't
understand... like they those compatibility tests you filled out at the
beginning of the year... that's such a joke that you fill out of the
beginning of the year... like

[in voice: student]
Umm I like rock and roll... I like out
late... and I the ladies oh yea OOOO!

[Crowd

[As
Okay we've got a roommate for you he's an opera major, he's
a and he's gay so go fight each other... we've got four camera angles
... that'll be welcome to college... go screw your self

[as
HUH yeah what we say here go ahead.

Normally]
Then you think you say okay I got Pete my from high
school is coming up he's be my room mate it's gonna be awesome...No that is
never awesome it doesn't work out... No it doesn't [Laughter] hate to you...
you will fight each other... you just get... you just get ... I tell you why one
is they have too much dirt on you... friend from home has too much dirt
they'll you they'll crush you in an argument for no reason like you just say

"Hey man the dishes been in the sink for two weeks man they're your dishes
are you going to them or what?"

[Roommates voice] "Yea... you remember you had crabs in sixth grade

[Crowd
PAUSE]

"Not fair to up my crabs."