Father: Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming home from the hospital your new baby sister. Ryan : baby That's right, baby sister. Ryan : sister Father: So, uh, I think now is the time for us to go over some safety rules for when you're around your new sister. Ryan : rules Father: Okay, rule number one: Always wash your before touching the baby. Ryan : wash Do you know why? : no Father: Well, because sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the baby cause they can the baby sick. Ryan : germs make baby Father: That's right, that's right, Ryan. Germs make sick. Ryan : germs the baby sick Father: Okay, rule two. Ryan : rules Father: Don't the baby anything. : don't feed the baby. Father: right. : why? Father: Well, because the baby to eat special baby food. : why? Father: Oh...well, other is bad for the baby. Ryan : food bad for the baby Father: That's right, good. Now, rule three. Ryan : rules Father: Never take hot water near the baby because hot will burn the baby. : water bad for the baby Father: Well, not all water, hot water, : yes Father: Cause hot will burn the baby. Ryan : i don't understand, Okay, see this glass of water that I'm drinking? : yes Father: Well, this is okay for the baby. : yes Father: Here, the glass. : yes Father: See, it's and cool. : yes Father: Now if this was hot water that would be bad because hot can burn the baby. Ryan : hot water baby? Father: Yes, hot water baby. Ryan : hot burn baby Father: Yes, yes, hot water baby. Ryan : hot burn your baby Yes. Ryan : baby go in swimming pool? Oh no, the swimming pool is okay. Swimming pool water is cool. : yes Father: alright. : yes Father: But the jacuzzi is bad because that is hot and hot water will burn the baby. Ryan : hot water the baby Yes. Ryan : hot water burn the Yes. Now say you made a cup of tea, would you take that near the baby? Ryan : yea, like tea Father: No Ryan, uh, I don't you get it yet. : baby no like tea? Father: Well, I'm sure the baby will like tea, but do you make tea with? Ryan : ...hot Right, and what did we say about hot water? Ryan : ...oh, hot water burn Father: Yes, hot burn baby! Ryan : hot water baby! That's right so no tea near the baby. Ryan : hot burn baby Yes. Ryan : no take bath? Father: No, water is warm. Warm is okay. : yes Hot is bad. Ryan : yes...hot burn baby Father: Yes, hot burn baby. Ryan : hot burn baby Father: I think you're it! Ryan : hot water baby That's right, Ryan. Ryan : hot water baby Father: NOW DON'T YOU FORGET THAT! Narrator: 30 later! Wife : Hey, Ryan, are you doing out there? Ryan : watchin' the discovery channel. Wife : Well, dinner's be ready in about five minutes. Ryan : Aw, great baby, aight, be in in a few momentos. Lemme just wind down...(garbled) : Okay, honey! : Yeah. TV : The of Pasquan Ryan : TV : have a very bizarre and painful way of welcoming their into the community. : (garbled) TV : Unfortunately, the death rate from this is a mortifying 90 percent. : My God. TV : That the Pasquan's low population. : Yeah, it does. TV : On the full moon of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap their new-borns in traditional hand painted deerskin,... : Deerskin. TV : ...which have passed along from generation to generation. : That's nice. TV : The entire Pasquan population forms a circle on the sacred battlefield of Chin-Chara. Ryan : TV : Each Pasquanian baby is then passed, hand to hand, the circle... : Wow. TV : ...four times. Ryan : times. TV : for the sun,... : Hmm. TV : ...once for the moon,... : The moon. TV : ...once for the earth,... : The earth. TV : ...and for the wind. : The wind, too. TV : When the babies arrive back in mother's hands, they are marched, in procession, to the Pasquanian natural hot springs... Ryan : TV : ...where the ceremonial will be completed. Ryan : What are you here? TV : As we watch, the mothers take their out of the deerskin shells... : No. TV : ...and dunk into the steaming water. Ryan : No! No! Hot water burn baby! Hot burn baby! Father: That's right, Ryan. Hot water baby. Ryan : Hot burn baby! Wife : Ryan! What's going on out there? Are you Ryan : Hot burn baby! Father: Hot water burn most burn baby. : Hot water burn baby! Father: That's right, Ryan. Hot burn baby! Ryan : Hot water baby! You are a bitch, Ryan! Ryan : Hot water baby! : Ryan, are you alright? Father: Hot water the baby! : Hot water burn baby! : Ryan! Father: What are you do, whore? : Ryan! Ryan : Hot burn baby! Bitch! Wife : Ryan! What's going on out : Hot water burn baby! Whore! Wife : Who are you to? Bitch! Ryan : I'm to the man! Whore! Ryan : Hot water baby! : Ryan! Father: Bitch! is a whore!