Father: Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming home from the hospital your new baby sister. Ryan : baby Father: That's right, sister. : baby sister Father: So, uh, I think now is the time for us to go over some safety for when you're around your new baby sister. Ryan : saftey Father: Okay, number one: Always wash your hands before touching the baby. Ryan : hands Father: Do you know : no Father: Well, because sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the baby cause they can make the sick. : germs make baby sick Father: That's right, right, Ryan. Germs make baby sick. Ryan : make the baby sick Okay, rule number two. Ryan : rules Father: feed the baby anything. : don't feed the baby. Father: right. : why? Father: Well, because the baby needs to eat special food. : why? Father: Oh...well, other is bad for the baby. : other food bad for the baby Father: right, good. Now, rule number three. Ryan : rules Father: Never take hot water near the baby because hot water burn the baby. Ryan : water bad for the Well, not all water, just hot water, : yes Father: hot water will burn the baby. Ryan : i understand, daddy Father: Okay, see this glass of water that I'm : yes Father: Well, water is okay for the baby. : yes Father: Here, the glass. : yes Father: See, nice and cool. : yes Father: Now if this was hot water that would be bad hot water can burn the baby. : hot water burn baby? Father: Yes, hot water baby. Ryan : hot burn baby Father: Yes, yes, hot water baby. Ryan : hot burn your baby Yes. Ryan : can't go in swimming pool? Oh no, the swimming pool is okay. Swimming pool water is cool. : yes Father: alright. : yes Father: But the is bad because that water is hot and hot water will burn the baby. Ryan : hot water the baby Yes. Ryan : hot burn the baby Yes. Now say you made a cup of tea, would you take that near the baby? Ryan : yea, like tea No Ryan, uh, I don't think you get it yet. Ryan : no like tea? Father: Well, I'm the baby will like tea, but what do you make tea with? Ryan : ...hot Father: Right, and what did we say about hot Ryan : ...oh, hot water burn Father: Yes, hot burn baby! : hot water burn baby! Father: That's right so no tea the baby. Ryan : hot water burn Yes. Ryan : baby no bath? Father: No, water is warm. Warm is okay. : yes Hot is bad. Ryan : yes...hot burn baby Yes, hot water burn baby. Ryan : hot water burn I think you're gettin' it! Ryan : hot water burn Father: right, Ryan. : hot water burn baby Father: NOW YOU EVER FORGET THAT! 30 year later! Wife : Hey, Ryan, are you doing out there? Ryan : Just the discovery channel. Wife : Well, dinner's gonna be ready in about minutes. : Aw, great baby, aight, I'll be in in a few momentos. Lemme just wind down...(garbled) : Okay, honey! : Yeah. TV : The of Pasquan Ryan : TV : have a very and painful way of welcoming their infants into the community. : (garbled) TV : Unfortunately, the death rate from ritual is a mortifying 90 percent. : My God. TV : That the Pasquan's low population. : Yeah, it does. TV : On the first full moon of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap new-borns in traditional hand painted deerskin,... : Deerskin. TV : ...which have been passed along from to generation. Ryan : nice. TV : The entire Pasquan population then a circle on the sacred battlefield of Chin-Chara. Ryan : TV : Each Pasquanian baby is then passed, to hand, around the circle... : Wow. TV : ...four times. Ryan : times. TV : for the sun,... : Hmm. TV : ...once for the moon,... : The moon. TV : ...once for the earth,... : The earth. TV : ...and for the wind. : The wind, too. TV : When the babies arrive back in mother's hands, they are marched, in procession, to the Pasquanian natural hot springs... : What? TV : ...where the ceremonial will be completed. Ryan : What are you here? TV : As we watch, the mothers take their progeny out of the shells... : No. TV : ...and them into the steaming water. Ryan : No! No! Hot water burn baby! Hot burn baby! Father: That's right, Ryan. Hot burn baby. Ryan : Hot water baby! Wife : Ryan! What's going on out Are you okay? Ryan : Hot water baby! Hot water burn most definitely burn baby. Ryan : Hot water baby! Father: That's right, Ryan. Hot water baby! Ryan : Hot water baby! You are a bitch, Ryan! Ryan : Hot water baby! Wife : Ryan, are you Father: Hot burn the baby! Ryan : Hot burn baby! : Ryan! Father: are you gonna do, whore? : Ryan! Ryan : Hot water baby! Bitch! Wife : Ryan! What's on out there? Ryan : Hot water baby! Whore! Wife : Who are you to? Bitch! Ryan : I'm to the man! Whore! Ryan : Hot water baby! : Ryan! Father: Bitch! is a whore!