Father: Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming home the hospital with your new baby sister. Ryan : sister Father: That's right, sister. Ryan : baby Father: So, uh, I think now is the time for us to go over some safety rules for when you're around new baby sister. Ryan : rules Father: Okay, rule number one: Always your hands before touching the baby. : wash hands Father: Do you know : no Father: Well, sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the baby cause they can make the baby sick. Ryan : germs make baby Father: That's right, right, Ryan. Germs make baby sick. Ryan : make the baby sick Father: Okay, number two. Ryan : rules Don't feed the baby anything. Ryan : don't the baby. That's right. Ryan : Father: Well, because the baby to eat special baby food. Ryan : Oh...well, other food is bad for the baby. Ryan : other bad for the baby Father: That's right, good. Now, number three. Ryan : more Father: Never take hot water near the baby because hot water burn the baby. Ryan : water bad for the Well, not all water, just hot water, : yes Father: Cause hot will burn the baby. Ryan : i understand, daddy Father: Okay, see this glass of water I'm drinking? : yes Father: Well, water is okay for the baby. : yes Father: Here, the glass. : yes Father: See, it's and cool. : yes Father: Now if this was hot water that be bad because hot water can burn the baby. Ryan : hot burn baby? Father: Yes, hot burn baby. Ryan : hot burn baby Father: Yes, yes, hot burn baby. Ryan : hot water burn baby Yes. Ryan : baby go in swimming pool? Father: Oh no, the swimming pool is okay. Swimming water is cool. : yes Father: alright. : yes Father: But the jacuzzi is bad because water is hot and hot water will burn the baby. : hot water burn the baby Yes. Ryan : hot burn the baby Father: Yes. Now say you made a cup of tea, would you take that the baby? : yea, baby like tea Father: No Ryan, uh, I think you get it yet. Ryan : baby no like Well, I'm sure the baby will like tea, but what do you make tea with? Ryan : ...hot Father: Right, and what did we say about hot Ryan : ...oh, hot water baby Father: Yes, hot water baby! Ryan : hot water baby! Father: That's so no tea near the baby. : hot water burn baby Yes. Ryan : no take bath? Father: No, water is warm. Warm is okay. : yes Hot is bad. Ryan : yes...hot water burn Yes, hot water burn baby. Ryan : hot water baby I think you're gettin' it! Ryan : hot water burn Father: right, Ryan. : hot water burn baby Father: NOW YOU EVER FORGET THAT! 30 year later! Wife : Hey, Ryan, are you doing out there? Ryan : Just watchin' the channel. Wife : Well, dinner's gonna be ready in about minutes. Ryan : Aw, great baby, aight, I'll be in in a few momentos. Lemme wind down...(garbled) : Okay, honey! : Yeah. TV : The villagers of : Pasquan TV : have a very bizarre and painful way of welcoming their into the community. : (garbled) TV : Unfortunately, the death rate from this ritual is a 90 percent. : My God. TV : That explains the low population. : Yeah, it does. TV : On the first full of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap their new-borns in traditional hand painted deerskin,... : Deerskin. TV : ...which have been along from generation to generation. Ryan : nice. TV : The entire Pasquan then forms a circle on the sacred battlefield of Chin-Chara. : ya-yara TV : Each Pasquanian baby is passed, hand to hand, around the circle... : Wow. TV : ...four times. Ryan : times. TV : for the sun,... : Hmm. TV : ...once for the moon,... : The moon. TV : ...once for the earth,... : The earth. TV : ...and for the wind. : The wind, too. TV : When the babies arrive in their mother's hands, they are marched, in procession, to the Pasquanian natural hot springs... Ryan : TV : ...where the ceremonial purification be completed. Ryan : What are you saying TV : As we watch, the mothers take progeny out of the deerskin shells... : No. TV : ...and them into the steaming water. Ryan : No! No! Hot burn baby! Hot water burn baby! That's right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby. Ryan : Hot water baby! Wife : Ryan! What's going on out Are you okay? Ryan : Hot burn baby! Father: Hot water most definitely burn baby. Ryan : Hot burn baby! That's right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby! Ryan : Hot burn baby! You are a bitch, Ryan! Ryan : Hot water baby! Wife : Ryan, are you Father: Hot burn the baby! : Hot water burn baby! : Ryan! Father: What are you gonna do, : Ryan! Ryan : Hot water baby! Bitch! Wife : Ryan! What's going on out : Hot water burn baby! Whore! Wife : Who are you to? Bitch! Ryan : I'm to the man! Whore! Ryan : Hot water baby! : Ryan! Father: Bitch! is a whore!