Father: Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming from the hospital with your new baby sister. : baby sister Father: That's right, sister. Ryan : sister Father: So, uh, I think now is the time for us to go over some safety rules for you're around your new baby sister. : saftey rules Father: Okay, rule one: Always wash your hands before touching the baby. Ryan : hands Father: Do you why? : no Father: Well, because sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the cause they can make the baby sick. Ryan : germs make sick Father: right, that's right, Ryan. Germs make baby sick. Ryan : make the baby sick Father: Okay, number two. Ryan : rules Don't feed the baby anything. Ryan : don't the baby. That's right. Ryan : Father: Well, because the baby to eat special baby food. Ryan : Father: Oh...well, food is bad for the baby. Ryan : other food bad for the Father: That's right, good. Now, number three. Ryan : more Father: take hot water near the baby because hot water will burn the baby. Ryan : water bad for the Well, not all water, just hot water, : yes Father: Cause hot will burn the baby. Ryan : i understand, daddy Father: Okay, see this glass of water that I'm : yes Father: Well, this is okay for the baby. : yes Father: Here, the glass. : yes Father: See, it's and cool. : yes Father: Now if this was hot that would be bad because hot water can burn the baby. Ryan : hot burn baby? Father: Yes, hot water baby. Ryan : hot water burn Yes, yes, hot water burn baby. Ryan : hot water burn baby Yes. Ryan : baby can't go in pool? Father: Oh no, the swimming pool is okay. Swimming pool is cool. : yes Father: alright. : yes Father: But the jacuzzi is bad because that is hot and hot water will burn the baby. : hot water burn the baby Yes. Ryan : hot burn the baby Father: Yes. Now say you made a cup of tea, you take that near the baby? : yea, baby like tea Father: No Ryan, uh, I think you get it yet. : baby no like tea? Father: Well, I'm the baby will like tea, but what do you make tea with? Ryan : ...hot Father: Right, and did we say about hot water? Ryan : ...oh, hot burn baby Father: Yes, hot burn baby! Ryan : hot water baby! Father: That's right so no tea the baby. : hot water burn baby Yes. Ryan : baby no take Father: No, water is warm. Warm is okay. : yes Hot is bad. Ryan : yes...hot burn baby Father: Yes, hot water baby. Ryan : hot burn baby Father: I think you're it! Ryan : hot water burn That's right, Ryan. Ryan : hot water burn Father: NOW DON'T YOU EVER THAT! 30 year later! Wife : Hey, Ryan, are you doing out there? Ryan : Just the discovery channel. : Well, dinner's gonna be ready in about five minutes. Ryan : Aw, great baby, aight, I'll be in in a few momentos. Lemme wind down...(garbled) : Okay, honey! : Yeah. TV : The of Pasquan Ryan : TV : have a very bizarre and painful way of welcoming their infants the community. : (garbled) TV : Unfortunately, the death rate from this ritual is a 90 percent. : My God. TV : explains the Pasquan's low population. : Yeah, it does. TV : On the first full of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap their new-borns in traditional hand painted deerskin,... : Deerskin. TV : ...which have been passed along generation to generation. Ryan : nice. TV : The entire Pasquan then forms a circle on the sacred battlefield of Chin-Chara. Ryan : TV : Each baby is then passed, hand to hand, around the circle... : Wow. TV : ...four times. Ryan : times. TV : for the sun,... : Hmm. TV : ...once for the moon,... : The moon. TV : ...once for the earth,... : The earth. TV : ...and for the wind. : The wind, too. TV : When the arrive back in their mother's hands, they are marched, in procession, to the Pasquanian natural hot springs... Ryan : TV : ...where the ceremonial will be completed. Ryan : are you saying here? TV : As we watch, the take their progeny out of the deerskin shells... : No. TV : ...and dunk them the steaming water. Ryan : No! No! Hot water burn baby! Hot burn baby! Father: right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby. Ryan : Hot burn baby! : Ryan! What's going on out there? Are you okay? Ryan : Hot burn baby! Hot water burn most definitely burn baby. Ryan : Hot burn baby! That's right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby! Ryan : Hot burn baby! You are a bitch, Ryan! Ryan : Hot burn baby! Wife : Ryan, are you Hot water burn the baby! Ryan : Hot water baby! : Ryan! Father: are you gonna do, whore? : Ryan! Ryan : Hot burn baby! Bitch! Wife : Ryan! going on out there? : Hot water burn baby! Whore! Wife : Who are you to? Bitch! Ryan : I'm to the man! Whore! Ryan : Hot water baby! : Ryan! Father: Bitch! is a whore!