Father: Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming home from the hospital with new baby sister. Ryan : sister Father: right, baby sister. : baby sister Father: So, uh, I think now is the time for us to go over some safety rules for when you're around your new sister. Ryan : rules Father: Okay, rule number Always wash your hands before touching the baby. Ryan : hands Father: Do you why? : no Father: Well, because you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the baby cause they can make the baby sick. Ryan : make baby sick Father: That's right, that's right, Ryan. Germs make sick. Ryan : germs the baby sick Father: Okay, rule two. Ryan : more Don't feed the baby anything. Ryan : feed the baby. Father: right. Ryan : Father: Well, because the baby needs to eat special food. Ryan : Father: Oh...well, other is bad for the baby. Ryan : other food bad for the Father: That's right, good. Now, rule three. : more rules Father: Never take hot water near the baby because hot water will the baby. Ryan : water bad for the Father: Well, not all water, hot water, : yes Father: Cause hot water will the baby. Ryan : i don't understand, Father: Okay, see glass of water that I'm drinking? : yes Father: Well, this is okay for the baby. : yes Father: Here, the glass. : yes Father: See, it's and cool. : yes Father: Now if this was hot water that would be bad because hot water can the baby. Ryan : hot water burn Father: Yes, hot water baby. Ryan : hot water baby Father: Yes, yes, hot water baby. : hot water burn your baby Yes. Ryan : baby can't go in swimming Father: Oh no, the swimming pool is okay. pool water is cool. : yes Father: alright. : yes Father: But the is bad because that water is hot and hot water will burn the baby. : hot water burn the baby Yes. Ryan : hot water the baby Father: Yes. Now say you made a cup of tea, would you take that the baby? : yea, baby like tea Father: No Ryan, uh, I don't you get it yet. : baby no like tea? Father: Well, I'm sure the baby will tea, but what do you make tea with? : ...hot water Father: Right, and did we say about hot water? Ryan : ...oh, hot burn baby Father: Yes, hot water baby! Ryan : hot burn baby! That's right so no tea near the baby. Ryan : hot water baby Yes. Ryan : no take bath? Father: No, bath is warm. Warm is okay. : yes Hot is bad. Ryan : yes...hot water baby Yes, hot water burn baby. Ryan : hot water burn I think you're gettin' it! Ryan : hot water burn That's right, Ryan. Ryan : hot water burn Father: NOW DON'T YOU EVER THAT! 30 year later! Wife : Hey, Ryan, what are you doing out : Just watchin' the discovery channel. Wife : Well, dinner's be ready in about five minutes. Ryan : Aw, baby, aight, I'll be in in a few momentos. Lemme just wind down...(garbled) : Okay, honey! : Yeah. TV : The villagers of Ryan : TV : have a very bizarre and painful way of welcoming infants into the community. : (garbled) TV : Unfortunately, the death rate this ritual is a mortifying 90 percent. : My God. TV : That the Pasquan's low population. : Yeah, it does. TV : On the full moon of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap their new-borns in traditional hand painted deerskin,... : Deerskin. TV : ...which have passed along from generation to generation. Ryan : nice. TV : The entire Pasquan population then forms a circle on the sacred of Chin-Chara. Ryan : TV : Each baby is then passed, hand to hand, around the circle... : Wow. TV : ...four times. Ryan : times. TV : for the sun,... : Hmm. TV : ...once for the moon,... : The moon. TV : ...once for the earth,... : The earth. TV : ...and for the wind. : The wind, too. TV : When the arrive back in their mother's hands, they are marched, in procession, to the Pasquanian natural hot springs... : What? TV : ...where the ceremonial purification be completed. Ryan : What are you here? TV : As we watch, the mothers take progeny out of the deerskin shells... : No. TV : ...and dunk them the steaming water. Ryan : No! No! Hot water baby! Hot water burn baby! That's right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby. Ryan : Hot water baby! Wife : Ryan! going on out there? Are you okay? Ryan : Hot water baby! Hot water burn most definitely burn baby. Ryan : Hot burn baby! Father: That's right, Ryan. Hot water baby! Ryan : Hot water baby! You are a bitch, Ryan! Ryan : Hot water baby! Wife : Ryan, are you Father: Hot water the baby! Ryan : Hot burn baby! : Ryan! Father: What are you gonna do, : Ryan! Ryan : Hot burn baby! Bitch! Wife : Ryan! What's on out there? Ryan : Hot burn baby! Whore! Wife : Who are you to? Bitch! Ryan : I'm to the man! Whore! Ryan : Hot burn baby! : Ryan! Father: Bitch! is a whore!