Father: Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister. : baby sister Father: right, baby sister. Ryan : sister Father: So, uh, I think now is the time for us to go over some safety rules for you're around your new baby sister. Ryan : saftey Father: Okay, rule number one: wash your hands before touching the baby. Ryan : wash Do you know why? : no Father: Well, sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the baby cause they can make the baby sick. Ryan : germs baby sick Father: That's right, that's right, Ryan. Germs make sick. Ryan : make the baby sick Father: Okay, rule two. Ryan : more Don't feed the baby anything. Ryan : feed the baby. That's right. Ryan : Father: Well, the baby needs to eat special baby food. Ryan : Father: Oh...well, food is bad for the baby. Ryan : other food bad for the Father: That's right, good. Now, number three. Ryan : more Never take hot water near the baby because hot water will burn the baby. Ryan : bad for the baby Well, not all water, just hot water, : yes Father: hot water will burn the baby. Ryan : i understand, daddy Father: Okay, see this glass of water that I'm : yes Father: Well, this water is for the baby. : yes Father: Here, the glass. : yes Father: See, it's and cool. : yes Father: Now if this was hot that would be bad because hot water can burn the baby. : hot water burn baby? Father: Yes, hot water baby. Ryan : hot burn baby Yes, yes, hot water burn baby. Ryan : hot water your baby Yes. Ryan : baby go in swimming pool? Oh no, the swimming pool is okay. Swimming pool water is cool. : yes Father: alright. : yes Father: But the is bad because that water is hot and hot water will burn the baby. : hot water burn the baby Yes. Ryan : hot water burn the Father: Yes. Now say you made a cup of tea, would you take that the baby? Ryan : yea, baby tea No Ryan, uh, I don't think you get it yet. Ryan : no like tea? Father: Well, I'm sure the baby will like tea, but what do you make tea : ...hot water Father: Right, and did we say about hot water? Ryan : ...oh, hot burn baby Yes, hot water burn baby! Ryan : hot water baby! That's right so no tea near the baby. Ryan : hot water burn Yes. Ryan : no take bath? No, bath water is warm. Warm is okay. : yes Hot is bad. Ryan : yes...hot burn baby Father: Yes, hot water baby. : hot water burn baby Father: I think gettin' it! Ryan : hot water burn Father: right, Ryan. Ryan : hot water burn Father: NOW DON'T YOU FORGET THAT! 30 year later! Wife : Hey, Ryan, are you doing out there? Ryan : Just the discovery channel. Wife : Well, dinner's gonna be ready in about minutes. Ryan : Aw, great baby, aight, I'll be in in a few momentos. just wind down...(garbled) : Okay, honey! : Yeah. TV : The of Pasquan : Pasquan TV : have a bizarre and painful way of welcoming their infants into the community. : (garbled) TV : Unfortunately, the death rate from ritual is a mortifying 90 percent. : My God. TV : That the Pasquan's low population. : Yeah, it does. TV : On the first full moon of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap their new-borns in traditional painted deerskin,... : Deerskin. TV : ...which have been passed from generation to generation. Ryan : nice. TV : The entire Pasquan then forms a circle on the sacred battlefield of Chin-Chara. Ryan : TV : Each Pasquanian baby is then passed, hand to hand, the circle... : Wow. TV : ...four times. Ryan : times. TV : for the sun,... : Hmm. TV : ...once for the moon,... : The moon. TV : ...once for the earth,... : The earth. TV : ...and for the wind. : The wind, too. TV : When the arrive back in their mother's hands, they are marched, in procession, to the Pasquanian natural hot springs... : What? TV : ...where the ceremonial will be completed. Ryan : are you saying here? TV : As we watch, the mothers take their progeny out of the shells... : No. TV : ...and dunk into the steaming water. Ryan : No! No! Hot water baby! Hot water burn baby! Father: That's right, Ryan. Hot burn baby. Ryan : Hot water baby! Wife : Ryan! What's going on out there? Are you : Hot water burn baby! Father: Hot water burn definitely burn baby. Ryan : Hot water baby! That's right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby! Ryan : Hot burn baby! You are a bitch, Ryan! Ryan : Hot burn baby! Wife : Ryan, are you Father: Hot water the baby! Ryan : Hot water baby! : Ryan! Father: are you gonna do, whore? : Ryan! Ryan : Hot burn baby! Bitch! Wife : Ryan! What's going on out : Hot water burn baby! Whore! Wife : Who are you to? Bitch! Ryan : I'm to the man! Whore! Ryan : Hot burn baby! : Ryan! Father: Bitch! is a whore!