Father: Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming home from the hospital with new baby sister. : baby sister Father: right, baby sister. : baby sister Father: So, uh, I think now is the time for us to go over some safety rules for when around your new baby sister. : saftey rules Father: Okay, rule number one: Always wash your before touching the baby. : wash hands Father: Do you know : no Father: Well, because sometimes you have germs on hands and germs are bad for the baby cause they can make the baby sick. Ryan : germs make sick Father: That's right, that's right, Ryan. make baby sick. Ryan : make the baby sick Father: Okay, rule two. Ryan : rules Father: Don't the baby anything. Ryan : feed the baby. That's right. Ryan : Father: Well, because the baby to eat special baby food. : why? Father: Oh...well, food is bad for the baby. Ryan : other bad for the baby That's right, good. Now, rule number three. Ryan : rules Father: Never take hot water near the baby because hot water burn the baby. Ryan : water bad for the Father: Well, not all water, hot water, : yes Father: hot water will burn the baby. Ryan : i don't understand, Father: Okay, see this glass of that I'm drinking? : yes Father: Well, this water is for the baby. : yes Father: Here, the glass. : yes Father: See, nice and cool. : yes Father: Now if was hot water that would be bad because hot water can burn the baby. Ryan : hot water burn Father: Yes, hot burn baby. Ryan : hot water burn Father: Yes, yes, hot burn baby. Ryan : hot water burn baby Yes. Ryan : baby can't go in pool? Father: Oh no, the swimming is okay. Swimming pool water is cool. : yes Father: alright. : yes Father: But the is bad because that water is hot and hot water will burn the baby. Ryan : hot burn the baby Yes. Ryan : hot burn the baby Father: Yes. Now say you made a cup of tea, would you that near the baby? Ryan : yea, like tea No Ryan, uh, I don't think you get it yet. Ryan : no like tea? Father: Well, I'm sure the baby will like tea, but what do you tea with? Ryan : ...hot Father: Right, and what did we say hot water? Ryan : ...oh, hot water burn Father: Yes, hot water baby! Ryan : hot water baby! Father: That's right so no tea the baby. Ryan : hot water baby Yes. Ryan : baby no bath? Father: No, water is warm. Warm is okay. : yes Hot is bad. Ryan : yes...hot burn baby Father: Yes, hot burn baby. Ryan : hot water baby I think you're gettin' it! Ryan : hot water baby Father: right, Ryan. Ryan : hot burn baby Father: NOW DON'T YOU FORGET THAT! 30 year later! Wife : Hey, Ryan, are you doing out there? Ryan : Just watchin' the channel. Wife : Well, dinner's be ready in about five minutes. Ryan : Aw, baby, aight, I'll be in in a few momentos. Lemme just wind down...(garbled) : Okay, honey! : Yeah. TV : The of Pasquan Ryan : TV : have a very bizarre and painful way of welcoming their infants the community. : (garbled) TV : Unfortunately, the death rate from this ritual is a 90 percent. : My God. TV : explains the Pasquan's low population. : Yeah, it does. TV : On the first full moon of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap their new-borns in traditional painted deerskin,... : Deerskin. TV : ...which have passed along from generation to generation. : That's nice. TV : The entire Pasquan population forms a circle on the sacred battlefield of Chin-Chara. Ryan : TV : Each Pasquanian baby is then passed, to hand, around the circle... : Wow. TV : ...four times. Ryan : times. TV : for the sun,... : Hmm. TV : ...once for the moon,... : The moon. TV : ...once for the earth,... : The earth. TV : ...and for the wind. : The wind, too. TV : When the babies arrive back in their mother's hands, they are marched, in procession, to the natural hot springs... Ryan : TV : ...where the ceremonial purification be completed. Ryan : What are you here? TV : As we watch, the mothers take progeny out of the deerskin shells... : No. TV : ...and dunk them the steaming water. : No! No! Hot water burn baby! Hot water burn baby! Father: That's right, Ryan. Hot burn baby. Ryan : Hot water baby! Wife : Ryan! going on out there? Are you okay? : Hot water burn baby! Father: Hot water burn definitely burn baby. Ryan : Hot water baby! Father: That's right, Ryan. Hot burn baby! : Hot water burn baby! You are a bitch, Ryan! Ryan : Hot water baby! Wife : Ryan, are you Hot water burn the baby! Ryan : Hot burn baby! : Ryan! Father: What are you do, whore? : Ryan! Ryan : Hot water baby! Bitch! Wife : Ryan! What's on out there? Ryan : Hot burn baby! Whore! Wife : Who are you to? Bitch! Ryan : I'm to the man! Whore! Ryan : Hot burn baby! : Ryan! Father: Bitch! is a whore!