Father: Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister. : baby sister Father: right, baby sister. : baby sister Father: So, uh, I now is the time for us to go over some safety rules for when you're around your new baby sister. Ryan : rules Father: Okay, rule one: Always wash your hands before touching the baby. Ryan : wash Father: Do you know : no Father: Well, because sometimes you have germs on your and germs are bad for the baby cause they can make the baby sick. Ryan : germs make baby Father: That's right, that's right, Ryan. Germs baby sick. Ryan : make the baby sick Okay, rule number two. Ryan : rules Father: Don't the baby anything. Ryan : feed the baby. Father: right. : why? Father: Well, because the needs to eat special baby food. : why? Father: Oh...well, other is bad for the baby. Ryan : other food bad for the That's right, good. Now, rule number three. Ryan : more Father: Never take hot water the baby because hot water will burn the baby. Ryan : bad for the baby Well, not all water, just hot water, : yes Father: Cause hot will burn the baby. : i don't understand, daddy Father: Okay, see this glass of that I'm drinking? : yes Father: Well, water is okay for the baby. : yes Father: Here, the glass. : yes Father: See, it's and cool. : yes Father: Now if was hot water that would be bad because hot water can burn the baby. : hot water burn baby? Father: Yes, hot burn baby. Ryan : hot water burn Father: Yes, yes, hot burn baby. Ryan : hot water your baby Yes. Ryan : baby go in swimming pool? Father: Oh no, the swimming pool is okay. Swimming pool is cool. : yes Father: alright. : yes Father: But the is bad because that water is hot and hot water will burn the baby. Ryan : hot water the baby Yes. Ryan : hot water burn the Father: Yes. Now say you made a cup of tea, would you take near the baby? : yea, baby like tea Father: No Ryan, uh, I think you get it yet. Ryan : baby no tea? Father: Well, I'm sure the baby like tea, but what do you make tea with? : ...hot water Father: Right, and did we say about hot water? Ryan : ...oh, hot burn baby Yes, hot water burn baby! Ryan : hot burn baby! That's right so no tea near the baby. Ryan : hot water baby Yes. Ryan : baby no bath? No, bath water is warm. Warm is okay. : yes Hot is bad. Ryan : yes...hot burn baby Father: Yes, hot water baby. Ryan : hot burn baby Father: I you're gettin' it! Ryan : hot water baby That's right, Ryan. Ryan : hot water baby Father: NOW YOU EVER FORGET THAT! 30 year later! Wife : Hey, Ryan, what are you out there? Ryan : Just watchin' the channel. Wife : Well, dinner's gonna be ready in about minutes. Ryan : Aw, great baby, aight, I'll be in in a few momentos. just wind down...(garbled) : Okay, honey! : Yeah. TV : The villagers of : Pasquan TV : have a very bizarre and way of welcoming their infants into the community. : (garbled) TV : Unfortunately, the death rate this ritual is a mortifying 90 percent. : My God. TV : That explains the low population. : Yeah, it does. TV : On the first full moon of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap their new-borns in hand painted deerskin,... : Deerskin. TV : ...which have been passed along generation to generation. Ryan : nice. TV : The entire Pasquan then forms a circle on the sacred battlefield of Chin-Chara. : ya-yara TV : Each Pasquanian baby is then passed, to hand, around the circle... : Wow. TV : ...four times. Ryan : times. TV : for the sun,... : Hmm. TV : ...once for the moon,... : The moon. TV : ...once for the earth,... : The earth. TV : ...and for the wind. : The wind, too. TV : When the babies arrive back in mother's hands, they are marched, in procession, to the Pasquanian natural hot springs... Ryan : TV : ...where the ceremonial will be completed. Ryan : What are you here? TV : As we watch, the take their progeny out of the deerskin shells... : No. TV : ...and dunk them into the water. : No! No! Hot water burn baby! Hot water burn baby! Father: That's right, Ryan. Hot burn baby. : Hot water burn baby! Wife : Ryan! What's on out there? Are you okay? Ryan : Hot water baby! Father: Hot burn most definitely burn baby. Ryan : Hot water baby! Father: That's right, Ryan. Hot burn baby! Ryan : Hot burn baby! You are a bitch, Ryan! Ryan : Hot burn baby! : Ryan, are you alright? Father: Hot water the baby! Ryan : Hot water baby! : Ryan! Father: What are you gonna do, : Ryan! Ryan : Hot burn baby! Bitch! Wife : Ryan! What's on out there? Ryan : Hot burn baby! Whore! Wife : Who are you to? Bitch! Ryan : I'm to the man! Whore! Ryan : Hot burn baby! : Ryan! Father: Bitch! is a whore!