Father: Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming home from the hospital with your new sister. Ryan : sister Father: right, baby sister. : baby sister Father: So, uh, I think now is the time for us to go over safety rules for when you're around your new baby sister. Ryan : rules Father: Okay, rule number one: Always wash your before touching the baby. : wash hands Father: Do you know : no Father: Well, because sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the baby they can make the baby sick. Ryan : make baby sick Father: right, that's right, Ryan. Germs make baby sick. Ryan : germs make the baby Father: Okay, rule two. : more rules Father: Don't feed the anything. Ryan : don't the baby. Father: right. : why? Father: Well, the baby needs to eat special baby food. Ryan : Father: Oh...well, other is bad for the baby. : other food bad for the baby Father: That's right, good. Now, number three. Ryan : rules Never take hot water near the baby because hot water will burn the baby. Ryan : water bad for the Well, not all water, just hot water, : yes Father: Cause hot water burn the baby. Ryan : i understand, daddy Okay, see this glass of water that I'm drinking? : yes Father: Well, this is okay for the baby. : yes Father: Here, the glass. : yes Father: See, it's and cool. : yes Father: Now if this was hot water that would be bad because hot water can the baby. Ryan : hot burn baby? Father: Yes, hot burn baby. Ryan : hot water burn Yes, yes, hot water burn baby. Ryan : hot burn your baby Yes. Ryan : can't go in swimming pool? Father: Oh no, the swimming pool is okay. pool water is cool. : yes Father: alright. : yes Father: But the jacuzzi is bad because that water is hot and hot will burn the baby. Ryan : hot burn the baby Yes. Ryan : hot water burn the Father: Yes. Now say you made a cup of tea, would you that near the baby? : yea, baby like tea Father: No Ryan, uh, I don't you get it yet. : baby no like tea? Father: Well, I'm sure the baby will like tea, but what do you tea with? : ...hot water Father: Right, and what did we say about hot Ryan : ...oh, hot water baby Father: Yes, hot burn baby! Ryan : hot water baby! That's right so no tea near the baby. Ryan : hot water baby Yes. Ryan : baby no bath? Father: No, bath is warm. Warm is okay. : yes Hot is bad. Ryan : yes...hot burn baby Father: Yes, hot burn baby. : hot water burn baby Father: I think gettin' it! : hot water burn baby Father: right, Ryan. Ryan : hot water baby Father: NOW YOU EVER FORGET THAT! Narrator: 30 later! Wife : Hey, Ryan, are you doing out there? Ryan : Just watchin' the channel. Wife : Well, gonna be ready in about five minutes. Ryan : Aw, great baby, aight, be in in a few momentos. Lemme just wind down...(garbled) : Okay, honey! : Yeah. TV : The villagers of : Pasquan TV : have a very bizarre and way of welcoming their infants into the community. : (garbled) TV : Unfortunately, the death from this ritual is a mortifying 90 percent. : My God. TV : explains the Pasquan's low population. : Yeah, it does. TV : On the first moon of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap their new-borns in traditional hand painted deerskin,... : Deerskin. TV : ...which have been along from generation to generation. : That's nice. TV : The Pasquan population then forms a circle on the sacred battlefield of Chin-Chara. : ya-yara TV : Each Pasquanian is then passed, hand to hand, around the circle... : Wow. TV : ...four times. Ryan : times. TV : for the sun,... : Hmm. TV : ...once for the moon,... : The moon. TV : ...once for the earth,... : The earth. TV : ...and for the wind. : The wind, too. TV : the babies arrive back in their mother's hands, they are marched, in procession, to the Pasquanian natural hot springs... : What? TV : ...where the ceremonial purification be completed. : What are you saying here? TV : As we watch, the mothers take their out of the deerskin shells... : No. TV : ...and dunk them into the water. Ryan : No! No! Hot burn baby! Hot water burn baby! That's right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby. Ryan : Hot burn baby! Wife : Ryan! What's going on out Are you okay? : Hot water burn baby! Father: Hot water burn most definitely baby. Ryan : Hot water baby! That's right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby! Ryan : Hot water baby! You are a bitch, Ryan! Ryan : Hot water baby! Wife : Ryan, are you Hot water burn the baby! Ryan : Hot water baby! : Ryan! Father: are you gonna do, whore? : Ryan! Ryan : Hot water baby! Bitch! Wife : Ryan! What's on out there? Ryan : Hot burn baby! Whore! Wife : Who are you to? Bitch! Ryan : I'm to the man! Whore! Ryan : Hot burn baby! : Ryan! Father: Bitch! is a whore!