They burned Troy to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, baby got They burned down to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, got back
Since the of time it's always been true Hot girls, guys do anything for you It's not misogyny men are dumb Unfortunately, we always (Hey!) Harris met this girl on his trip to And gave her more than the Magna Carta Helen of Troy size double D He said "Hey baby, let's to Troy I'll be your boy toy, forget the hoy So you're married to a king runs ancient Greece doesn't scare me!" And they sailed northeast Said "Love conquers all!" her husband "Conquer this!" Demolishing with a thousand angry ships (Oohh) Loves a battlefield, so got iced married his brother, and that's not very nice!
Hot girls make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really really stupid Girls will make guys do really things (Some it fate, while some call it whack But girls own and that's a fact Some call it fate, some call it whack But own guys and that's a fact)
There was lady MacBeth, red hair Who her man to be a king and millionaire He "I'm a thane, there is none higher!" She said "Become and they'll call you sire!" The murder rampage, his inspired And he didn't stop killing he retired! Remember John Hinckley Junior? (He for Jodie Foster) In 1980 he to join the roster Of Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Wilks up to bat like (Who?) Babe Ruth To win Jodie's with sweet innovation presidential public assassination Busting caps at Ronald Reagan, like he was 50 "Look Jodie I love you!" His romantic intent But Reagan and they locked Hinckley away And Jodie wont return his calls to this day!
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And put it on the table, the ladies get me too I for them at shows, but wait I'm not through I knew this girl named Dana, who in Carmel Valley Brunette with green eyes; a Kristie Alley We out over break, there was tension in the air Then I went on (So what?) So there! She called me in Seattle, then I her back She "I can't wait to see you!" So how about that! I drove down to see her, feeling kinda good If something good should happen, I thought it would But I got a tire, and then I got lost I got stuck in I was breathing exhaust! I showed up, we out, she showed me her dorm She gave me a hug, and warm She said "Stay the night, it's too to drive back as we're just friends" Okay.. what? Whack!
And here's the worst part... I left my favorite on her floor... Public Enemy, The Enemy Strikes Black. Jeez!
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This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does stupid things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, because apparently she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.