They down Troy to get you back! Young thing, queen, baby got back They burned down to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, got back
Since the dawn of time always been true Hot girls, guys will do for you It's not because men are dumb Unfortunately, we succumb (Hey!) Harris met this girl on his trip to And gave her more power than the Magna Helen of Troy rockin' size D He said "Hey baby, let's to Troy I'll be your boy toy, the hoy paloy So you're married to a king that runs Greece That doesn't me!" And they sailed northeast Said "Love conquers all!" her husband "Conquer this!" Troy with a thousand angry ships (Oohh) Loves a battlefield, so Paris got Helen married his brother, and that's not nice!
Hot girls will guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do stupid things Hot girls will make do really stupid really stupid Girls will make guys do really stupid (Some call it fate, while call it whack But own guys and that's a fact Some call it fate, while some it whack But girls own and that's a fact)
There was lady MacBeth, beautiful red Who pushed her man to be a king and He said "I'm a thane, is none higher!" She said "Become and they'll call you sire!" The rampage, his wife inspired And he stop killing 'till he retired! Remember John Hinckley Junior? (He fell for Foster) In he tried to join the roster Of Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Wilks Stepping up to bat like (Who?) Ruth To win Jodie's heart sweet innovation Attempting presidential public caps at Ronald Reagan, like he was 50 Cent Like "Look I love you!" His romantic intent But Reagan Survived and locked Hinckley away And Jodie wont return his to this very day!
Hot girls will make guys do stupid things Hot girls will make guys do stupid things Hot girls will guys do really stupid really stupid Girls make guys do really stupid things (Some call it fate, while some it whack But own guys and that's a fact Some call it fate, some call it whack But girls own guys and a fact)
And I'll put it on the table, the get me too I fall for them at shows, but wait I'm not I knew this girl named Dana, who lived in Valley Brunette with green eyes; a Kristie Alley We hung out over break, was tension in the air Then I went on (So what?) So there! She called me in Seattle, I called her back She "I can't wait to see you!" So how about that! I drove down south to see her, feeling good If something good happen, then I thought it would But I got a flat tire, and then I got I got in traffic; I was breathing exhaust! I showed up, we hung out, she showed me her She gave me a hug, and warm She said "Stay the night, it's too to drive back Seeing as we're friends" Okay.. what? Whack!
And here's the worst part... I left my favorite shirt on her floor... Enemy, The Enemy Strikes Black. Jeez!
Hot girls will make guys do really things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid Hot girls will make guys do really really stupid Girls will make guys do really stupid Hot girls will guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid Hot girls will make guys do really stupid Hot girls will make guys do stupid things!
This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does stupid things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, because apparently she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.