They down Troy to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, baby got They down Troy to get you back! thing, beauty queen, baby got back
Since the dawn of it's always been true Hot girls, guys will do for you It's not misogyny because men are Unfortunately, we succumb (Hey!) Harris met this girl on his to Sparta And her more power than the Magna Carta Helen of Troy rockin' size D He said "Hey baby, let's flee to I'll be your boy toy, the hoy paloy So married to a king that runs ancient Greece That scare me!" And they sailed northeast Said "Love conquers all!" her said "Conquer this!" Demolishing Troy with a thousand angry (Oohh) Loves a battlefield, so got iced married his brother, and that's not very nice!
Hot girls will guys do really stupid things Hot will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really really stupid Girls will make guys do stupid things (Some call it fate, some call it whack But own guys and that's a fact Some it fate, while some call it whack But girls own guys and a fact)
There was MacBeth, beautiful red hair Who pushed her man to be a and millionaire He "I'm a thane, there is none higher!" She said "Become king and call you sire!" The murder rampage, his wife And he didn't stop killing he retired! Remember John Hinckley Junior? (He fell for Foster) In 1980 he tried to join the Of Lee Harvey Oswald, and Wilks Booth Stepping up to bat like (Who?) Babe To win Jodie's with sweet innovation Attempting presidential assassination Busting caps at Reagan, like he was 50 Cent Like "Look Jodie I you!" His romantic intent But Survived and they locked Hinckley away And Jodie wont return his to this very day!
Hot girls make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do stupid things Hot girls will make do really stupid really stupid Girls will make guys do really things (Some call it fate, while call it whack But girls own guys and that's a Some it fate, while some call it whack But girls own and that's a fact)
And I'll put it on the table, the get me too I fall for them at shows, but I'm not through I knew this girl named Dana, who in Carmel Valley Brunette with green eyes; a young Kristie We out over break, there was tension in the air I went on tour (So what?) So there! She called me in Seattle, I called her back She "I can't wait to see you!" So how about that! I drove down south to see her, feeling good If something good should happen, I thought it would But I got a flat tire, and then I got I got stuck in traffic; I was exhaust! I showed up, we hung out, she showed me her She gave me a hug, and warm She said "Stay the night, too late to drive back as we're just friends" Okay.. what? Whack!
And here's the worst part... I left my favorite shirt on her floor... Enemy, The Enemy Strikes Black. Jeez!
Hot girls will make do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid Hot girls make guys do really stupid really stupid Girls will guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really things Hot will make guys do really stupid things Hot will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls make guys do really stupid things!
This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually stupid things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, because apparently she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.