They burned down to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, baby got They burned Troy to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, baby got
Since the dawn of it's always been true Hot girls, guys will do for you It's not because men are dumb Unfortunately, we succumb (Hey!) met this girl on his trip to Sparta And gave her more power than the Carta Helen of Troy rockin' double D He said "Hey baby, let's to Troy I'll be your boy toy, forget the hoy So you're to a king that runs ancient Greece doesn't scare me!" And they sailed northeast Said "Love conquers all!" her husband "Conquer this!" Demolishing Troy with a thousand ships (Oohh) Loves a battlefield, so got iced married his brother, and that's not very nice!
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There was lady MacBeth, red hair Who pushed her man to be a king and He said "I'm a thane, is none higher!" She said "Become and they'll call you sire!" The rampage, his wife inspired And he didn't stop killing he retired! Remember John Hinckley Junior? (He fell for Foster) In 1980 he tried to the roster Of Lee Oswald, and John Wilks Booth Stepping up to bat like (Who?) Ruth To win Jodie's with sweet innovation Attempting presidential public Busting caps at Reagan, like he was 50 Cent Like "Look Jodie I love you!" His romantic But Reagan Survived and they locked away And Jodie return his calls to this very day!
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And I'll put it on the table, the get me too I fall for them at shows, but wait I'm not I knew this named Dana, who lived in Carmel Valley Brunette with green eyes; a young Kristie We out over break, there was tension in the air Then I went on (So what?) So there! She called me in Seattle, then I her back She "I can't wait to see you!" So how about that! I drove south to see her, feeling kinda good If good should happen, then I thought it would But I got a tire, and then I got lost I got stuck in traffic; I was exhaust! I showed up, we out, she showed me her dorm She me a hug, welcoming and warm She said "Stay the night, it's too late to drive as we're just friends" Okay.. what? Whack!
And here's the part... I left my favorite shirt on her floor... Public Enemy, The Enemy Strikes Black. Jeez!
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This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, because apparently she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.