They burned Troy to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, got back They burned down to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, baby got
Since the dawn of time always been true Hot girls, guys will do for you It's not misogyny because men are Unfortunately, we succumb (Hey!) Harris met girl on his trip to Sparta And gave her power than the Magna Carta Helen of Troy rockin' size D He said "Hey baby, let's flee to I'll be your boy toy, the hoy paloy So you're married to a that runs ancient Greece That doesn't scare me!" And sailed northeast Said "Love all!" her husband said "Conquer this!" Demolishing Troy with a thousand angry (Oohh) Loves a battlefield, so Paris got married his brother, and that's not very nice!
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was lady MacBeth, beautiful red hair Who her man to be a king and millionaire He said "I'm a thane, there is higher!" She said "Become king and call you sire!" The rampage, his wife inspired And he didn't stop 'till he retired! Remember John Hinckley Junior? (He for Jodie Foster) In he tried to join the roster Of Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Wilks up to bat like (Who?) Babe Ruth To win Jodie's with sweet innovation Attempting public assassination caps at Ronald Reagan, like he was 50 Cent Like "Look Jodie I you!" His romantic intent But Survived and they locked Hinckley away And Jodie wont return his to this very day!
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And put it on the table, the ladies get me too I fall for at shows, but wait I'm not through I knew this named Dana, who lived in Carmel Valley Brunette with green eyes; a young Alley We hung out over break, was tension in the air I went on tour (So what?) So there! She called me in Seattle, I called her back She said "I can't to see you!" So how about that! I drove south to see her, feeling kinda good If something good should happen, I thought it would But I got a flat tire, and I got lost I got stuck in traffic; I was exhaust! I showed up, we hung out, she me her dorm She me a hug, welcoming and warm She said "Stay the night, it's too late to back Seeing as we're friends" Okay.. what? Whack!
And here's the worst part... I left my favorite shirt on her floor... Public Enemy, The Enemy Black. Jeez!
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This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does stupid things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, because apparently she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.