They down Troy to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, got back They down Troy to get you back! Young thing, queen, baby got back
Since the dawn of it's always been true Hot girls, guys do anything for you It's not because men are dumb Unfortunately, we succumb (Hey!) Harris met this on his trip to Sparta And gave her more power the Magna Carta Helen of Troy rockin' double D He said "Hey baby, flee to Troy I'll be your boy toy, forget the hoy So you're to a king that runs ancient Greece That doesn't scare me!" And sailed northeast "Love conquers all!" her husband said "Conquer this!" Demolishing Troy with a thousand angry (Oohh) a battlefield, so Paris got iced Helen his brother, and that's not very nice!
Hot girls will make do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid Hot girls will make guys do stupid really stupid Girls will make guys do really things (Some call it fate, some call it whack But own guys and that's a fact Some call it fate, some call it whack But girls own guys and a fact)
There was lady MacBeth, beautiful red Who pushed her man to be a king and He said "I'm a thane, is none higher!" She said "Become king and they'll you sire!" The murder rampage, his wife And he didn't stop 'till he retired! Remember John Hinckley (He fell for Jodie Foster) In 1980 he tried to the roster Of Lee Oswald, and John Wilks Booth Stepping up to bat (Who?) Babe Ruth To win heart with sweet innovation Attempting presidential assassination Busting at Ronald Reagan, like he was 50 Cent "Look Jodie I love you!" His romantic intent But Reagan Survived and locked Hinckley away And Jodie wont return his calls to this day!
Hot girls will make do really stupid things Hot will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid really will make guys do really stupid things (Some call it fate, while call it whack But girls own guys and a fact call it fate, while some call it whack But girls own and that's a fact)
And I'll put it on the table, the get me too I fall for them at shows, but wait I'm not I knew this girl named Dana, who lived in Valley Brunette with green eyes; a young Alley We hung out break, there was tension in the air Then I on tour (So what?) So there! She called me in Seattle, then I called her She said "I wait to see you!" So how about that! I down south to see her, feeling kinda good If something good should happen, then I it would But I got a flat tire, and then I got I got stuck in I was breathing exhaust! I up, we hung out, she showed me her dorm She me a hug, welcoming and warm She "Stay the night, it's too late to drive back as we're just friends" Okay.. what? Whack!
And here's the worst part... I left my favorite on her floor... Public Enemy, The Enemy Strikes Black. Jeez!
Hot will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really things Hot girls will guys do really stupid really stupid Girls will make guys do really stupid Hot girls will make guys do really things Hot girls will make guys do really things Hot girls will make do really stupid things Hot girls will make do really stupid things!
This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does stupid things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, because apparently she gave you something stupid... was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.