They burned down to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, baby got burned down Troy to get you back! Young thing, queen, baby got back
Since the of time it's always been true Hot girls, guys do anything for you It's not misogyny men are dumb Unfortunately, we always (Hey!) met this girl on his trip to Sparta And gave her more power than the Carta Helen of Troy rockin' size D He said "Hey baby, let's to Troy I'll be your boy toy, the hoy paloy So you're to a king that runs ancient Greece That doesn't scare me!" And they northeast Said "Love conquers all!" her husband "Conquer this!" Demolishing Troy with a angry ships (Oohh) Loves a battlefield, so got iced married his brother, and that's not very nice!
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was lady MacBeth, beautiful red hair Who pushed her man to be a king and He said "I'm a thane, is none higher!" She said "Become and they'll call you sire!" The rampage, his wife inspired And he didn't stop 'till he retired! John Hinckley Junior? (He fell for Jodie Foster) In 1980 he tried to the roster Of Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Booth Stepping up to bat like (Who?) Babe To win Jodie's heart with sweet presidential public assassination Busting caps at Ronald Reagan, he was 50 Cent Like "Look Jodie I you!" His romantic intent But Reagan Survived and locked Hinckley away And Jodie wont return his to this very day!
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And I'll put it on the table, the get me too I fall for them at shows, but wait I'm not I knew girl named Dana, who lived in Carmel Valley with green eyes; a young Kristie Alley We out over break, there was tension in the air Then I on tour (So what?) So there! She me in Seattle, then I called her back She said "I wait to see you!" So how about that! I drove down south to see her, feeling good If something good should happen, then I it would But I got a flat tire, and I got lost I got stuck in traffic; I was exhaust! I up, we hung out, she showed me her dorm She me a hug, welcoming and warm She said "Stay the night, too late to drive back Seeing as we're just friends" Okay.. Whack!
And here's the worst part... I left my favorite shirt on her floor... Public Enemy, The Enemy Black. Jeez!
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This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does stupid things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, because apparently she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.