They down Troy to get you back! Young thing, queen, baby got back burned down Troy to get you back! Young thing, queen, baby got back
Since the dawn of time it's always true Hot girls, guys do anything for you It's not because men are dumb Unfortunately, we succumb (Hey!) Harris met girl on his trip to Sparta And her more power than the Magna Carta Helen of Troy rockin' double D He said "Hey baby, let's to Troy I'll be your boy toy, the hoy paloy So married to a king that runs ancient Greece doesn't scare me!" And they sailed northeast Said "Love all!" her husband said "Conquer this!" Demolishing Troy with a thousand ships (Oohh) Loves a battlefield, so Paris got Helen married his brother, and that's not nice!
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There was MacBeth, beautiful red hair Who pushed her man to be a and millionaire He "I'm a thane, there is none higher!" She said "Become and they'll call you sire!" The rampage, his wife inspired And he didn't stop killing he retired! John Hinckley Junior? (He fell for Jodie Foster) In 1980 he tried to join the Of Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Wilks up to bat like (Who?) Babe Ruth To win Jodie's heart with sweet Attempting public assassination caps at Ronald Reagan, like he was 50 Cent Like "Look Jodie I you!" His romantic intent But Reagan and they locked Hinckley away And Jodie return his calls to this very day!
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And I'll put it on the table, the get me too I for them at shows, but wait I'm not through I knew girl named Dana, who lived in Carmel Valley with green eyes; a young Kristie Alley We hung out over break, was tension in the air I went on tour (So what?) So there! She called me in Seattle, then I her back She said "I wait to see you!" So how about that! I down south to see her, feeling kinda good If something good happen, then I thought it would But I got a tire, and then I got lost I got stuck in traffic; I was exhaust! I showed up, we hung out, she showed me her She gave me a hug, welcoming and She said "Stay the night, it's too late to drive Seeing as we're friends" Okay.. what? Whack!
And here's the worst part... I left my favorite shirt on her floor... Enemy, The Enemy Strikes Black. Jeez!
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This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does stupid things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, because she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.