They burned down to get you back! Young thing, queen, baby got back burned down Troy to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, got back
Since the of time it's always been true Hot girls, guys do anything for you not misogyny because men are dumb Unfortunately, we succumb (Hey!) Harris met this girl on his to Sparta And gave her more power the Magna Carta Helen of Troy rockin' double D He "Hey baby, let's flee to Troy I'll be your boy toy, forget the hoy So you're to a king that runs ancient Greece That doesn't scare me!" And they sailed Said "Love conquers all!" her husband "Conquer this!" Demolishing Troy a thousand angry ships (Oohh) Loves a battlefield, so Paris got Helen married his brother, and not very nice!
Hot girls will make guys do stupid things Hot girls will make guys do stupid things Hot girls make guys do really stupid really stupid Girls will guys do really stupid things (Some it fate, while some call it whack But girls own and that's a fact call it fate, while some call it whack But girls own guys and a fact)
There was lady MacBeth, beautiful red Who pushed her man to be a king and He said "I'm a thane, there is higher!" She said "Become and they'll call you sire!" The murder rampage, his wife And he didn't stop 'till he retired! Remember John Hinckley Junior? (He for Jodie Foster) In 1980 he tried to the roster Of Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Wilks Stepping up to bat like (Who?) Ruth To win heart with sweet innovation presidential public assassination Busting caps at Ronald Reagan, like he was 50 Like "Look I love you!" His romantic intent But Reagan Survived and locked Hinckley away And Jodie wont return his to this very day!
Hot girls will make guys do stupid things Hot girls will make guys do stupid things Hot girls make guys do really stupid really stupid Girls will guys do really stupid things (Some call it fate, while call it whack But girls own guys and that's a Some it fate, while some call it whack But own guys and that's a fact)
And I'll put it on the table, the get me too I fall for them at shows, but wait I'm not I this girl named Dana, who lived in Carmel Valley Brunette with eyes; a young Kristie Alley We hung out over break, there was in the air Then I went on (So what?) So there! She called me in Seattle, then I her back She "I can't wait to see you!" So how about that! I drove down south to see her, feeling kinda If something good happen, then I thought it would But I got a flat tire, and then I got I got stuck in I was breathing exhaust! I up, we hung out, she showed me her dorm She me a hug, welcoming and warm She said "Stay the night, it's too to drive back Seeing as just friends" Okay.. what? Whack!
And here's the part... I left my favorite shirt on her floor... Public Enemy, The Enemy Strikes Black. Jeez!
Hot girls will make guys do stupid things Hot will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really really stupid Girls will make guys do really stupid Hot girls will guys do really stupid things Hot will make guys do really stupid things Hot will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really things!
This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does stupid things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she give the guitar back to you, because apparently she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.