They burned down to get you back! thing, beauty queen, baby got back They down Troy to get you back! Young thing, queen, baby got back
Since the of time it's always been true Hot girls, will do anything for you It's not misogyny men are dumb Unfortunately, we succumb (Hey!) Harris met this on his trip to Sparta And gave her power than the Magna Carta Helen of Troy rockin' double D He said "Hey baby, flee to Troy I'll be your boy toy, the hoy paloy So you're to a king that runs ancient Greece That doesn't me!" And they sailed northeast Said "Love all!" her husband said "Conquer this!" Demolishing Troy a thousand angry ships (Oohh) a battlefield, so Paris got iced Helen married his brother, and that's not nice!
Hot girls will guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do stupid things Hot will make guys do really stupid really stupid Girls make guys do really stupid things (Some call it fate, some call it whack But girls own and that's a fact Some call it fate, while some call it But own guys and that's a fact)
There was lady MacBeth, beautiful red Who pushed her man to be a king and He "I'm a thane, there is none higher!" She said "Become king and call you sire!" The rampage, his wife inspired And he didn't stop 'till he retired! Remember John Hinckley (He fell for Jodie Foster) In he tried to join the roster Of Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Wilks Stepping up to bat like (Who?) Babe To win Jodie's with sweet innovation Attempting presidential assassination Busting caps at Ronald Reagan, he was 50 Cent Like "Look I love you!" His romantic intent But Reagan Survived and they locked Hinckley And Jodie return his calls to this very day!
Hot girls make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make do really stupid things Hot girls will make do really stupid really stupid Girls will make guys do stupid things (Some call it fate, while call it whack But own guys and that's a fact Some call it fate, while some call it But own guys and that's a fact)
And put it on the table, the ladies get me too I fall for them at shows, but wait I'm not I this girl named Dana, who lived in Carmel Valley Brunette with green eyes; a young Alley We hung out over break, was tension in the air Then I went on (So what?) So there! She me in Seattle, then I called her back She said "I wait to see you!" So how about that! I down south to see her, feeling kinda good If good should happen, then I thought it would But I got a tire, and then I got lost I got stuck in traffic; I was exhaust! I showed up, we out, she showed me her dorm She me a hug, welcoming and warm She "Stay the night, it's too late to drive back Seeing as we're just friends" Okay.. Whack!
And here's the worst part... I left my favorite shirt on her floor... Public Enemy, The Enemy Black. Jeez!
Hot will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really really stupid Girls will make guys do stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid Hot will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do stupid things!
This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does stupid things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, apparently she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.