They burned Troy to get you back! Young thing, queen, baby got back They down Troy to get you back! Young thing, queen, baby got back
Since the dawn of it's always been true Hot girls, guys will do for you It's not misogyny men are dumb Unfortunately, we succumb (Hey!) Harris met this girl on his to Sparta And gave her more power the Magna Carta Helen of Troy rockin' size D He "Hey baby, let's flee to Troy I'll be your boy toy, the hoy paloy So you're married to a king that runs Greece That doesn't scare me!" And they northeast Said "Love all!" her husband said "Conquer this!" Demolishing Troy with a angry ships (Oohh) Loves a battlefield, so Paris got married his brother, and that's not very nice!
Hot girls make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid stupid Girls will make guys do really things (Some call it fate, while some call it But girls own guys and that's a Some it fate, while some call it whack But own guys and that's a fact)
was lady MacBeth, beautiful red hair Who pushed her man to be a and millionaire He "I'm a thane, there is none higher!" She said "Become king and they'll you sire!" The rampage, his wife inspired And he didn't stop 'till he retired! Remember John Hinckley (He fell for Jodie Foster) In 1980 he to join the roster Of Lee Harvey Oswald, and Wilks Booth Stepping up to bat like (Who?) Ruth To win Jodie's heart with innovation Attempting presidential assassination caps at Ronald Reagan, like he was 50 Cent Like "Look Jodie I love you!" His intent But Reagan Survived and they locked away And Jodie wont return his calls to this day!
Hot girls will make guys do stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid Hot girls will make guys do stupid really stupid Girls make guys do really stupid things (Some call it fate, while some call it But own guys and that's a fact Some call it fate, while some it whack But own guys and that's a fact)
And I'll put it on the table, the get me too I fall for at shows, but wait I'm not through I knew this girl named Dana, who in Carmel Valley Brunette with green eyes; a young Kristie We hung out break, there was tension in the air Then I went on (So what?) So there! She called me in Seattle, I called her back She said "I can't wait to see you!" So how that! I drove down to see her, feeling kinda good If good should happen, then I thought it would But I got a flat tire, and then I got I got stuck in I was breathing exhaust! I up, we hung out, she showed me her dorm She me a hug, welcoming and warm She said "Stay the night, too late to drive back as we're just friends" Okay.. what? Whack!
And here's the worst part... I left my favorite shirt on her floor... Public Enemy, The Strikes Black. Jeez!
Hot girls will make do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid Hot girls will make guys do really stupid stupid Girls will make do really stupid things Hot will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really things Hot girls will make do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do stupid things!
This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does stupid for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, because apparently she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about.