H-H-H...Here we go! So they're finally here, for you If you know the words, you can in too Put your together if you want to clap As we take you through this rap! HUH!
S. B.! Bad!
* He's the of the bunch. You know him well. He's finally back to kick tail! His nunchuk gun can in spurts If he shoots ya, [Wilhelm] gonna hurt! bigger! faster! and stronger too! He's the first of the H*R crew! S. B.! Bad! HEY! S. B.! Bad is here!
[Break: 1 This Pom's got style, so up dudes! He in size to suit his mood! [Break: 2 He's n' nimble when he needs to be He floats in air and up trees! [Break: 2 If you choose him, you won't wrong a skip and a hop, he's ONE COOL POM! [Break: 2 Pom Pom! Pom Pom! [Break: 4
He has no style, he has no This moron...has a funny He can when he wants to And stretch his out just for you! [Break: 1 In-flate just like a balloon This stu-pid idiot digs this tune! HEY! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Runner! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Homestar here!
[Break: 2 back again, and about time, too And this time, in the mood! [Break: 2 He can fly high with his on... his pistols out, he's one tough Cheat! He can you smile when you hear his tune... [Break: 1 But, beware of Town 'cause out after you! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! (fading) Poop. Smith.! The Poopsmith! Poop. Smith....
Fi-nal-ly, here for you! the LAST member of the D. K. crew! This Strong's...so sad, it funny! Can make the of Town cry out for Mummy! [Break: 2 He can mope around with ease Makes about crap seem such a breeze He may slow; he can't jump high But this Strong's one of a guy! Hehehe...
[Break: 2 on Cardgage! it to the stage!
** Bacon, hotcakes, pea smells! Cold Ones, grapes, cheese, and peels! ** Oh, yeah!
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