H-H-H...Here we go! So they're here, performing for you If you know the words, you can in too Put your hands together if you want to As we you through this fun-ky rap! HUH!
S. B.! Bad!
* He's the leader of the bunch. You him well. He's finally back to some tail! His gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, [Wilhelm] it's hurt! He's bigger! faster! and too! He's the member of the H*R crew! S. B.! Bad! HEY! S. B.! Bad is here!
[Break: 1 Pom's got style, so listen up dudes! He in size to suit his mood! [Break: 2 He's n' nimble when he needs to be He in air and climbs up trees! [Break: 2 If you choose him, you won't choose With a skip and a hop, ONE COOL POM! 2 Measures] Pom Pom! Pom Pom! [Break: 4
He has no style, he has no This moron...has a face He can handstand when he to And stretch his arms out for you! 1 Measure] In-flate himself just a balloon This stu-pid idiot just digs tune! HEY! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Runner! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Homestar here!
2 Measures] He's back again, and time, too And this time, in the mood! 2 Measures] He can fly high with his on... his pistols out, he's one tough Cheat! He can make you smile when you his tune... [Break: 1 But, King of Town 'cause out after you! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! (fading) Poop. Smith.! The Poopsmith! Poop. Smith....
Fi-nal-ly, he's for you! It's the LAST of the D. K. crew! Strong's...so sad, it isn't funny! Can the King of Town cry out for Mummy! [Break: 2 He can mope around with ease Makes crying about crap seem a breeze He may move slow; he can't high But this Strong's one of a guy! Hehehe...
[Break: 2 on Cardgage! it to the stage!
** Bacon, hotcakes, pea smells! Cold Ones, grapes, cheese, and peels! ** Oh, yeah!
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