H-H-H...Here we go! So they're finally here, for you If you know the words, you can in too Put your hands if you want to clap As we take you through fun-ky rap! HUH!
S. B.! Bad!
* the leader of the bunch. You know him well. He's back to kick some tail! His nunchuk gun can in spurts If he shoots ya, [Wilhelm] it's hurt! bigger! faster! and stronger too! He's the member of the H*R crew! S. B.! Bad! HEY! S. B.! Bad is here!
1 Measure] This Pom's got style, so up dudes! He in size to suit his mood! 2 Measures] He's n' nimble when he needs to be He floats in air and up trees! 2 Measures] If you him, you won't choose wrong With a skip and a hop, he's ONE POM! [Break: 2 Pom Pom! Pom Pom! 4 Measures]
He has no style, he has no moron...has a funny face He can handstand when he to And his arms out just for you! 1 Measure] In-flate himself just a balloon This stu-pid just digs this tune! HEY! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Runner! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Runner's here!
[Break: 2 He's back again, and time, too And time, he's in the mood! 2 Measures] He can fly real with his on... With his pistols out, one tough Cheat! He can you smile when you hear his tune... 1 Measure] But, beware King of he's out after you! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! (fading) Poop. Smith.! The Poopsmith! Poop. Smith....
Fi-nal-ly, he's for you! the LAST member of the D. K. crew! This Strong's...so sad, it funny! Can the King of Town cry out for Mummy! [Break: 2 He can mope with relative ease Makes crying about crap such a breeze He may move slow; he can't jump But Strong's one hell of a guy! Hehehe...
[Break: 2 on Cardgage! it to the stage!
** Bacon, hotcakes, pea smells! Cold Ones, grapes, cheese, and peels! ** Oh, yeah!
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