H-H-H...Here we go! So finally here, performing for you If you the words, you can join in too Put hands together if you want to clap As we take you through fun-ky rap! HUH!
S. B.! Bad!
* He's the of the bunch. You know him well. He's finally back to some tail! His nunchuk gun can in spurts If he ya, [Wilhelm] it's gonna hurt! He's bigger! faster! and too! the first member of the H*R crew! S. B.! Bad! HEY! S. B.! Bad is here!
1 Measure] This got style, so listen up dudes! He puff in size to his mood! 2 Measures] He's n' nimble when he needs to be He floats in air and up trees! 2 Measures] If you him, you won't choose wrong With a skip and a hop, ONE COOL POM! 2 Measures] Pom Pom! Pom Pom! [Break: 4
He has no style, he has no This moron...has a funny He can handstand he wants to And stretch his out just for you! 1 Measure] In-flate himself just a balloon stu-pid idiot just digs this tune! HEY! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Runner! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Homestar here!
[Break: 2 back again, and about time, too And time, he's in the mood! 2 Measures] He can fly high his grill on... With his pistols out, one tough Cheat! He can you smile when you hear his tune... 1 Measure] But, beware of Town 'cause he's out you! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! (fading) Poop. Smith.! The Poopsmith! Poop. Smith....
Fi-nal-ly, here for you! the LAST member of the D. K. crew! This Strong's...so sad, it funny! Can the King of Town cry out for Mummy! 2 Measures] He can around with relative ease Makes crying crap seem such a breeze He may move slow; he can't jump But this one hell of a guy! Hehehe...
2 Measures] on Cardgage! it to the stage!
** Bacon, hotcakes, pea smells! Cold Ones, grapes, cheese, and peels! ** Oh, yeah!
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