H-H-H...Here we go! So finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can in too Put your together if you want to clap As we take you through fun-ky rap! HUH!
S. B.! Bad!
* the leader of the bunch. You know him well. He's finally back to kick tail! His nunchuk gun can fire in If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! bigger! faster! and stronger too! He's the first of the H*R crew! S. B.! Bad! HEY! S. B.! Bad is here!
[Break: 1 This Pom's got style, so up dudes! He puff in size to his mood! 2 Measures] He's quick n' when he needs to be He floats in air and up trees! 2 Measures] If you him, you won't choose wrong a skip and a hop, he's ONE COOL POM! [Break: 2 Pom Pom! Pom Pom! [Break: 4
He has no style, he has no This moron...has a funny He can handstand he wants to And stretch his arms out for you! 1 Measure] In-flate himself just a balloon This stu-pid idiot just digs tune! HEY! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Runner! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Homestar here!
[Break: 2 He's back again, and time, too And this time, in the mood! [Break: 2 He can fly real with his on... With his out, he's one tough Cheat! He can make you smile you hear his tune... [Break: 1 But, beware of Town 'cause out after you! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! (fading) Poop. Smith.! The Poopsmith! Poop. Smith....
Fi-nal-ly, here for you! the LAST member of the D. K. crew! This Strong's...so sad, it funny! Can make the King of cry out for Mummy! [Break: 2 He can mope around relative ease crying about crap seem such a breeze He may move slow; he can't high But Strong's one hell of a guy! Hehehe...
2 Measures] on Cardgage! it to the stage!
** Bacon, hotcakes, pea smells! Cold Ones, grapes, cheese, and peels! ** Oh, yeah!
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