H-H-H...Here we go! So they're finally here, for you If you the words, you can join in too Put your together if you want to clap As we take you through this rap! HUH!
S. B.! Bad!
* He's the leader of the bunch. You him well. He's finally to kick some tail! His nunchuk gun can in spurts If he shoots ya, [Wilhelm] it's hurt! bigger! faster! and stronger too! He's the member of the H*R crew! S. B.! Bad! HEY! S. B.! Bad is here!
[Break: 1 This got style, so listen up dudes! He in size to suit his mood! 2 Measures] He's quick n' when he needs to be He in air and climbs up trees! [Break: 2 If you choose him, you won't choose With a skip and a hop, he's ONE POM! [Break: 2 Pom Pom! Pom Pom! 4 Measures]
He has no style, he has no moron...has a funny face He can handstand when he to And stretch his out just for you! [Break: 1 In-flate himself just a balloon This stu-pid idiot just this tune! HEY! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Runner! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Homestar here!
2 Measures] He's back again, and time, too And time, he's in the mood! 2 Measures] He can fly high his grill on... With his pistols out, he's one Cheat! He can make you smile you hear his tune... [Break: 1 But, beware of Town 'cause out after you! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! (fading) Poop. Smith.! The Poopsmith! Poop. Smith....
Fi-nal-ly, here for you! the LAST member of the D. K. crew! This Strong's...so sad, it funny! Can the King of Town cry out for Mummy! [Break: 2 He can mope around relative ease Makes crying crap seem such a breeze He may move he can't jump high But Strong's one hell of a guy! Hehehe...
[Break: 2 on Cardgage! it to the stage!
** Bacon, hotcakes, pea smells! Cold Ones, grapes, cheese, and peels! ** Oh, yeah!
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