H-H-H...Here we go! So they're here, performing for you If you know the words, you can in too Put hands together if you want to clap As we you through this fun-ky rap! HUH!
S. B.! Bad!
* the leader of the bunch. You know him well. He's finally back to some tail! His nunchuk gun can fire in If he shoots ya, [Wilhelm] gonna hurt! He's bigger! faster! and too! the first member of the H*R crew! S. B.! Bad! HEY! S. B.! Bad is here!
[Break: 1 Pom's got style, so listen up dudes! He puff in size to his mood! [Break: 2 He's quick n' when he needs to be He floats in air and up trees! 2 Measures] If you choose him, you won't choose With a and a hop, he's ONE COOL POM! [Break: 2 Pom Pom! Pom Pom! 4 Measures]
He has no style, he has no This moron...has a funny He can when he wants to And stretch his out just for you! 1 Measure] In-flate himself just like a This stu-pid just digs this tune! HEY! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Runner! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Homestar here!
[Break: 2 He's again, and about time, too And time, he's in the mood! [Break: 2 He can fly high with his on... his pistols out, he's one tough Cheat! He can make you smile you hear his tune... [Break: 1 But, beware of Town 'cause he's out you! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! The. Cheat.! The Cheat! (fading) Poop. Smith.! The Poopsmith! Poop. Smith....
Fi-nal-ly, he's for you! It's the member of the D. K. crew! Strong's...so sad, it isn't funny! Can make the of Town cry out for Mummy! [Break: 2 He can mope with relative ease Makes crying crap seem such a breeze He may move slow; he can't high But Strong's one hell of a guy! Hehehe...
2 Measures] on Cardgage! it to the stage!
** Bacon, hotcakes, pea smells! Ones, grapes, cheese, and muffin peels! ** Oh, yeah!
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