Every I hear, "Happy holiday" my religion? I do what the dollar say That's why I celebrate 'Cause this overweighted redneck is big business
So all season I'm up On black communities, is what I'm And y'all me fat All over America it's on that
lookin' for Saint Nick Just me some cookies and get off my damn dick You want a Nigga, please Your is a wreck, and you're decoratin' trees
Now how can y'all be? No in the kitchen, and you go and buy a tree? And then say for the children, but you're grown They can't miss what they ain't never
But since everybody else is out You your child to worship a Satan Better known as in your pocket from L.A. to Atlanta
And pops, you're silly too You shoulda told children Santa Clause is really you And 'em the sadness Before they got all caught up in madness
madness A whole day dedicated to the
Is Sunday, and after church I'm goin' huntin' For eggs, 'cause Santa was frontin' He thought it was Passover he never brought his ass over my house
But today I get new clothes a little money, thank you Easter Bunny For the basket of beans Even I don't know what the hell he means
I read about him in the Bible The little pagan idol No wonder my is so twisted But God my church wasn't broke-wristed
Even though I never I I still can repent ain't nobody perfect, but niggas so dense We seem to only come together nonsense
Holiday A day dedicated to the devil
October 31st is my boys still at my do', 'cause I ain't gave 'em shit But what you me in for? Little yellin', "Trick or treat", all through my screen door
When y'all should be at home of at my front porch 15 deep The jack lantern in handy Yo, I can turn my porch light out I ain't got no candy
But ain't somethin'? You buy a Halloween and a pumpkin'? Almost gave your children a attack It's a tradition, but who the hell started
A whole day dedicated to the That's one out of several people don't think But America to see a shrink for her holiday madness
Holiday A whole day dedicated to the
Damn, I can't wait until it get So I can light these up at the park And my independence It's the 4th of July, but I got 10 cents
I the jumbo assortment Then came out the pocket for a goddamn And the was a dud It was lit, but it even left the mud
But at I got freedom where I'm at Plus Red and Wild Cat And open 24 hours And right about now they got a on bloomin' flowers
So I'm to celebrate 4th 1930, the true date 'Cause in Black people were in the mix
the comin' of W.B. Farrhad The God in person, cursin' America is bond And left us Elijah and
Holiday Holiday Holiday