Every I hear, "Happy holiday" What's my religion? I do what the say That's why I celebrate 'Cause this overweighted redneck is big business
So all I'm up preyin' On black communities, is what I'm And y'all me fat All over America on like that
lookin' for Saint Nick Just leave me cookies and get off my damn dick You a present? Nigga, please house is a wreck, and you're decoratin' trees
Now how can y'all be? No in the kitchen, and you go and buy a tree? And then say it's for the children, but you're They can't miss they ain't never known
But since else is out celebratin' You allow your child to worship a Better known as in your pocket from L.A. to Atlanta
And pops, you're silly too You shoulda your children Santa Clause is really you And spared 'em the Before got all caught up in holiday madness
madness A whole day to the devil
Is Palm Sunday, and after church I'm goin' For colored eggs, 'cause Santa was He musta it was Passover he never brought his ass over my house
But today I get new anyway Plus a little money, thank you Easter For the of jelly beans Even though I know what the hell he means
I never read about him in the The horny pagan idol No wonder my is so twisted But thank God my wasn't broke-wristed
Even though I went I know I still can 'Cause nobody perfect, but niggas so dense We seem to only come over nonsense
madness A whole day to the devil
October 31st is my Little boys still at my do', I ain't gave 'em shit But what you me in for? Little brats yellin', "Trick or treat", all through my door
When y'all should be at home Instead of at my front porch 15 The jack lantern came in Yo, I can turn my porch light out like I ain't got no
But that somethin'? You buy a Halloween and a pumpkin'? Almost gave your children a attack It's a tradition, but who the hell started
A day dedicated to the devil That's one out of several Most don't think But America need to see a shrink for her madness
Holiday A day dedicated to the devil
Damn, I can't until it get dark So I can these fireworks up at the park And my independence It's the 4th of July, but I ain't got 10
I bought the assortment Then out the pocket for a goddamn skyrocket And the was a dud It was lit, but it even left the mud
But at I got freedom where I'm at Plus Red Devil and Cat And they 24 hours And about now they got a sale on bloomin' flowers
So I'm to celebrate July 4th 1930, the date in 1776 Black people were in the mix
Until the of W.B. Farrhad The God in person, yeah America Word is And us Elijah and Farrakhan
Holiday madness Holiday