Every I hear, "Happy holiday" What's my religion? I do what the say why I celebrate Christmas 'Cause this overweighted redneck devil is big
So all season I'm up On black communities, is I'm sayin' And y'all me fat All over America it's on that
lookin' for Saint Nick Just leave me some cookies and get off my damn You want a Nigga, please Your house is a wreck, and you're decoratin'
Now how can y'all be? No food in the kitchen, and you go and buy a And then say it's for the children, but you're They miss what they ain't never known
But since everybody is out celebratin' You your child to worship a Satan known as Santa Claws in your from L.A. to Atlanta
And pops, you're silly too You shoulda told your children Santa Clause is you And spared 'em the Before they got all up in holiday madness
madness A whole day dedicated to the
Is Palm Sunday, and after church I'm goin' For eggs, 'cause Santa was frontin' He musta it was Passover 'Cause he brought his ass over my house
But I get new clothes anyway Plus a little money, you Easter Bunny For the basket of jelly Even I don't know what the hell he means
I never about him in the Bible The horny little pagan No wonder my is so twisted But God my church wasn't broke-wristed
Even though I never I know I can repent 'Cause ain't perfect, but niggas so dense We seem to come together over nonsense
Holiday A whole day to the devil
October is my favorite Little boys still at my do', I ain't gave 'em shit But what you showed me in brats yellin', "Trick or treat", all through my screen door
When y'all be at home sleep Instead of at my porch 15 deep The lantern came in handy Yo, I can turn my porch light out like I ain't got no
But that somethin'? You buy a Halloween costume and a Almost your children a heart attack It's a tradition, but who the started that?
A day dedicated to the devil That's one out of several Most people don't But America need to see a shrink for her holiday
madness A whole day to the devil
Damn, I can't wait until it get So I can light these up at the park And my independence the 4th of July, but I ain't got 10 cents
I the jumbo assortment Then came out the for a goddamn skyrocket And the was a dud It was lit, but it never even the mud
But at least I got where I'm at Red Devil and Wild Cat And they 24 hours And right now they got a sale on bloomin' flowers
So I'm to celebrate July 4th 1930, the true 'Cause in Black were still in the mix
Until the of W.B. Farrhad The God in person, yeah cursin' Word is And left us and Farrakhan
Holiday madness Holiday