Every I hear, "Happy holiday" What's my religion? I do the dollar say That's why I celebrate 'Cause this overweighted redneck devil is big
So all I'm up preyin' On communities, is what I'm sayin' And keepin' me fat All over America it's on that
Kids lookin' for Saint Just leave me some cookies and get off my damn You want a present? Nigga, Your house is a wreck, and you're decoratin'
Now how can y'all be? No food in the kitchen, and you go and buy a And then say for the children, but you're grown They can't miss what they never known
But since everybody else is out You allow your to worship a Satan known as Santa Claws in pocket from L.A. to Atlanta
And yeah pops, silly too You shoulda told your children Santa is really you And 'em the sadness Before got all caught up in holiday madness
Holiday A whole day to the devil
Is Palm Sunday, and after church I'm goin' For eggs, 'cause Santa was frontin' He musta it was Passover 'Cause he never brought his ass over my
But today I get new clothes Plus a little money, thank you Bunny For the basket of jelly Even though I know what the hell he means
I never about him in the Bible The horny little idol No wonder my is so twisted But thank God my church broke-wristed
Even though I went I know I still can 'Cause ain't nobody perfect, but niggas so We seem to only come together nonsense
Holiday A whole day to the devil
31st is my favorite Little boys still at my do', 'cause I gave 'em shit But you showed me in for? brats yellin', "Trick or treat", all through my screen door
When should be at home sleep Instead of at my front porch 15 The jack lantern came in Yo, I can turn my porch out like I ain't got no candy
But ain't somethin'? You buy a Halloween and a pumpkin'? Almost gave your children a heart It's a tradition, but who the hell that?
A whole day to the devil That's just one out of people don't think But America need to see a for her holiday madness
Holiday A whole day dedicated to the
Damn, I can't wait it get dark So I can these fireworks up at the park And my independence It's the 4th of July, but I got 10 cents
I bought the assortment Then came out the pocket for a skyrocket And the was a dud It was lit, but it even left the mud
But at I got freedom where I'm at Plus Red and Wild Cat And open 24 hours And right about now they got a sale on flowers
So I'm to celebrate July 4th 1930, the date in 1776 Black people still in the mix
Until the of W.B. Farrhad The God in person, cursin' America is bond And left us Elijah and
Holiday madness Holiday