year I hear, "Happy holiday" What's my religion? I do the dollar say That's why I Christmas 'Cause this overweighted redneck devil is big
So all I'm up preyin' On black communities, is I'm sayin' And keepin' me fat All over America it's on that
Kids lookin' for Nick Just leave me some cookies and get off my damn You want a Nigga, please Your house is a wreck, and you're decoratin'
Now how dumb can be? No in the kitchen, and you go and buy a tree? And then say for the children, but you're grown They can't what they ain't never known
But since else is out celebratin' You allow your child to a Satan Better as Santa Claws in your from L.A. to Atlanta
And pops, you're silly too You shoulda told your children Santa Clause is you And 'em the sadness Before they got all caught up in holiday
madness A whole day dedicated to the
Is Palm Sunday, and after I'm goin' huntin' For colored eggs, Santa was frontin' He musta thought it was 'Cause he never brought his ass over my
But today I get new clothes Plus a money, thank you Easter Bunny For the basket of jelly Even I don't know what the hell he means
I never read him in the Bible The horny little pagan No wonder my is so twisted But God my church wasn't broke-wristed
Even I never went I I still can repent 'Cause ain't nobody perfect, but so dense We to only come together over nonsense
Holiday A whole day to the devil
October 31st is my Little boys still at my do', 'cause I ain't 'em shit But what you me in for? Little brats yellin', "Trick or treat", all my screen door
y'all should be at home sleep Instead of at my front 15 deep The lantern came in handy Yo, I can turn my light out like I ain't got no candy
But ain't somethin'? You buy a Halloween and a pumpkin'? Almost gave your children a attack It's a tradition, but who the started that?
A whole day to the devil just one out of several Most people think But America need to see a shrink for her holiday
madness A whole day dedicated to the
Damn, I can't wait until it get So I can these fireworks up at the park And celebrate my the 4th of July, but I ain't got 10 cents
I bought the assortment Then came out the pocket for a goddamn And the was a dud It was lit, but it never even the mud
But at I got freedom where I'm at Plus Red and Wild Cat And they open 24 And right about now they got a sale on bloomin'
So I'm ready to July 4th 1930, the date in 1776 Black were still in the mix
Until the comin' of W.B. The God in person, yeah cursin' is bond And left us and Farrakhan
Holiday madness Holiday