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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe
And I'm to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me
I curse so much just to get on nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the

My filthy mouth, it fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy and took my old back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a
And make officials breathe harder than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the beer that makes keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't even speak pig
I go fishin' on my lake, yo' bitch as the bait
Plus I eat MC's, but I don't gain no weight

The number one chief rocka, out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all shook than maracas
But my trick for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward, you fall

album that I drop has got more than ten bangers
That's I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Crank Yankers
Ain't a thing changed but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland, Oregon to Portland,

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted Rastas
For a hefty fee, I'm on your like Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys I'm a mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I a full court press

So momma toast your glass I'm countin' my cash
'Cause single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just want to admit that lost
And that they last about as as my part in the wash

From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls you
One of Mini-Me's shoes got sole than you
So by the time you figure out why your ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip smokin', with President Clinton

So stand clear of the long sideburns and
They may the mold of the enlarger off me
I'll be in room when I hit from the back
Not to my refrigerator's taller than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you swim, don't smoke my hydro
I've been lookin' for a just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' up than tampons

So wash all ya away and stop playin'
If God's line is busy you might have to him
Then me in your backyard, playin' croquet
And when I'm drunk tell kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got seven cars, get all my rims at Depot
And people I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, with blind people

But my album's out the store, yours be on the
I heard you a lot, so y'all keep to yourself
'Cause these women a man that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta hard or go home

All that shit y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris will beat you with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got money far as the can see
And I'm in a group, I split with me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn near
So I'm a trade my in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with Trump
y'all with Honda, no payments for 12 months
a look at yo' life and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more than a colostomy bag, fool!