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Hi, my Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe pussy
And I'm to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me
I curse so much just to get on nerves
I got "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the burbs

My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat
So I shot the tooth fairy and took my old back
take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater
And make government breathe harder than Darth Vader

the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't even pig Latin
I go fishin' on my lake, yo' bitch as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't no weight

The one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, more shook than maracas
But my ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll forward, you fall back

Every that I drop has got more than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Yankers
Ain't a damn changed but the ice on my chain
To get from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine

Now I roll up torpedoes, get with Rastas
For a fee, I'm on your record like Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys I'm a throwback
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a full court

So momma toast your glass while I'm my cash
'Cause every is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just want to that they lost
And that they last about as long as my part in the

From yo' car to a crap game, no one wit' you
One of Mini-Me's shoes got sole than you
So by the time you figure out why your record spinnin'
I'm in the club smokin', with President Clinton

So clear of the long sideburns and goatee
They may the mold of the enlarger off me
I'll be in another room when I hit from the
Not to mention my refrigerator's taller Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, don't smoke my
I've been lookin' for a woman to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' up than tampons

So wash all ya sins and stop playin'
If God's line is busy you have to two-way him
Then catch me in your backyard, croquet
And I'm drunk tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me swing my at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got seven cars, get all my rims at Chrome
And people think I'm bad, say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind

But my album's out the store, be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so keep to yourself
these women want a man that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you play hard or go home

All that shit that talkin', y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris will beat you with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to Foot Locker repellent

I'm the man, I got far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I dough with me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm near sorry
So I'm a trade my earrings in, and get a

I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings Donald Trump
y'all meet with Honda, no payments for 12
Take a look at yo' and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!