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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm high as pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can come me
I curse so much to get on they nerves
I got "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the burbs

My filthy mouth, it won't cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth and took my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a
And make officials breathe harder than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep
But no pork on my fork, I don't speak pig Latin
I go fishin' on my lake, yo' bitch as the bait
I eat many MC's, but I don't gain no weight

The one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as as a board, y'all more shook than maracas
But my trick for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
clock ya, I'll spring forward, you fall back

Every album that I drop has got more ten bangers
cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Crank Yankers
Ain't a damn thing changed but the ice on my
To get from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted Rastas
For a hefty fee, I'm on your like Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys I'm a mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a court press

So momma toast glass while I'm countin' my cash
'Cause every is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition just want to admit that they lost
And that last about as long as my part in the wash

From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls you
One of shoes got more sole than you
So by the time you figure out why your ain't spinnin'
I'm in the club smokin', with President Clinton

So stand clear of the sideburns and goatee
They may the mold of the penis off me
I'll be in another room when I hit the back
Not to mention my refrigerator's taller than

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, smoke my hydro
I've lookin' for a woman just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' up than tampons

So wash all ya sins and stop playin'
If God's line is busy you might have to him
Then catch me in your backyard, croquet
And I'm drunk tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got seven cars, get all my rims at Chrome
And think I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, actual blind people

But my album's out the store, be on the shelf
I heard you a lot, so y'all keep to yourself
'Cause these women want a man that up and stay strong
the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home

All that shit that y'all talkin', can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris will beat you down a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass that you can it
And yo' breath will turn to Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I dough with me, me and me
So much in my jewelry that I'm damn near sorry
So I'm a trade my earrings in, and get a

I buy cars with straight cash, have with Donald Trump
y'all meet with Honda, no payments for 12
a look at yo' life and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more shit than a bag, fool!