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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' can come push me
I curse so just to get on they nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the to the burbs

My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or plaque
So I shot the fairy and took my old teeth back
I'll a shit on the equator, the size of a crater
And make government officials breathe harder Darth Vader

the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't speak pig Latin
I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' bitch as the
Plus I eat many MC's, but I gain no weight

The number one rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook than
But my trick for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward, you back

Every that I drop has got more than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Crank
Ain't a damn thing but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland, to Portland, Maine

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with
For a fee, I'm on your record like Bob Costas
I own so jerseys I'm a throwback mess
I hit the and tell 'em I want a full court press

So momma toast your glass while I'm countin' my
'Cause every single is a smash, I'm hot as a ass
The competition never just want to admit they lost
And that they about as long as my part in the wash

From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls you
One of Mini-Me's shoes got more sole you
So by the time you figure out why record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip smokin', with President Clinton

So stand clear of the long sideburns and
They may the mold of the penis off me
I'll be in another room when I hit the back
Not to mention my taller than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, smoke my hydro
I've been lookin' for a woman just to put my on
But a lot of y'all are mo' up than tampons

So wash all ya sins away and playin'
If line is busy you might have to two-way him
Then me in your backyard, playin' croquet
And when I'm drunk tell kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me swing my chain at the off Pico
Got cars, get all my rims at Chrome Depot
And think I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, with actual people

But my album's out the store, be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all to yourself
these women want a man that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go

All that shit y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I put my so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to Foot Locker water

I'm the man, I got money far as the can see
And I'm in a group, I dough with me, me and me
So much in my jewelry that I'm damn near sorry
So I'm a my earrings in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with Trump
meet with Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' and no wonder you so sad
put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!