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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe
And I'm to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me
I curse so much just to get on they
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the

My filthy mouth, it fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy and my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a
And make government officials harder than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the beer that makes Luda rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't even speak pig
I go fishin' on my lake, yo' bitch as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't gain no

The number one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook than
But my trick for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll ya, I'll spring forward, you fall back

album that I drop has got more than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Yankers
Ain't a damn thing but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland, Oregon to Portland,

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with
For a hefty fee, I'm on your record Bob Costas
I own so many I'm a throwback mess
I hit the and tell 'em I want a full court press

So momma toast glass while I'm countin' my cash
'Cause every is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just to admit that they lost
And that they about as long as my part in the wash

From yo' car to a game, no one rolls wit' you
One of shoes got more sole than you
So by the you figure out why your record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip club smokin', President Clinton

So stand clear of the long sideburns and
They may the of the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in room when I hit from the back
Not to mention my taller than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, don't smoke my
I've lookin' for a woman just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' up than tampons

So wash all ya sins away and stop
If line is busy you might have to two-way him
Then catch me in your backyard, croquet
And I'm drunk tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got cars, get all my rims at Chrome Depot
And people think I'm bad, say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, with actual people

But my album's out the store, be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to
these women want a man that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta hard or go home

All shit that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic
I put my so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath will to Foot Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got money far as the can see
And I'm in a group, I split with me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm near sorry
So I'm a trade my in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars with straight cash, have with Donald Trump
y'all meet Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more than a colostomy bag, fool!