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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm as giraffe pussy
And I'm to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me
I curse so just to get on they nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" the traps to the burbs

My filthy mouth, it won't cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy and my old teeth back
take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater
And make government officials breathe than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep
But no pork on my fork, I don't even pig Latin
I go on my lake, with yo' bitch as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't no weight

The one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, more shook than maracas
But my trick ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get
clock ya, I'll spring forward, you fall back

Every album I drop has got more than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller, fools is Crank Yankers
Ain't a damn changed but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland, Oregon to Portland,

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted Rastas
For a fee, I'm on your record like Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys I'm a mess
I hit the and tell 'em I want a full court press

So momma toast your glass while I'm my cash
'Cause every single is a smash, I'm hot as a ass
The competition never just want to admit that lost
And that they last about as as my part in the wash

From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls you
One of shoes got more sole than you
So by the time you figure out why your record ain't
I'm in the club smokin', with President Clinton

So stand of the long sideburns and goatee
They may the of the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in another when I hit from the back
Not to mention my refrigerator's taller than

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, don't my hydro
I've been for a woman just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up tampons

So all ya sins away and stop playin'
If line is busy you might have to two-way him
Then catch me in your backyard, croquet
And when I'm drunk them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got seven cars, get all my at Chrome Depot
And think I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
I go on blind dates, with actual blind people

But my out the store, yours be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so keep to yourself
'Cause these women want a man that stay up and strong
Like the NBA, you gotta hard or go home

All shit that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
'Cause will beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so in yo' ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath turn to Foot Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I dough with me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn near
So I'm a my earrings in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars with straight cash, have with Donald Trump
y'all meet with Honda, no payments for 12
Take a at yo' life and no wonder you so sad
put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!