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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can push me
I curse so just to get on they nerves
I got "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the burbs

My filthy mouth, it won't fight or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy and took my old back
take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater
And government officials breathe harder than Darth Vader

the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't speak pig Latin
I go on my lake, with yo' bitch as the bait
Plus I eat MC's, but I don't gain no weight

The one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook than
But my ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward, you fall

Every that I drop has got more than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a caller, y'all fools is Crank Yankers
Ain't a damn thing changed but the ice on my
To get chicks from Portland, Oregon to Portland,

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with
For a hefty fee, I'm on your record like Bob
I own so many jerseys I'm a mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I a full court press

So toast your glass while I'm countin' my cash
'Cause single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just want to admit that lost
And that they last about as long as my in the wash

From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls you
One of Mini-Me's shoes got sole than you
So by the time you figure out why record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the club smokin', with President Clinton

So stand clear of the sideburns and goatee
They may the mold of the penis off me
be in another room when I hit from the back
Not to mention my refrigerator's taller Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, don't smoke my
I've been lookin' for a just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up tampons

So wash all ya sins and stop playin'
If God's line is busy you have to two-way him
Then catch me in your backyard, playin'
And when I'm tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me swing my chain at the off Pico
Got seven cars, get all my at Chrome Depot
And think I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, with actual people

But my album's out the store, be on the shelf
I you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to yourself
'Cause these women want a man that stay up and stay
Like the NBA, you gotta play or go home

All shit that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic
I put my foot so in yo' ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to Foot Locker water

I'm the man, I got money far as the can see
And I'm in a group, I split dough me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn sorry
So I'm a my earrings in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars with straight cash, meetings with Donald Trump
y'all meet with Honda, no for 12 months
Take a at yo' life and no wonder you so sad
put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!