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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' can come push me
I so much just to get on they nerves
I got "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the burbs

My filthy mouth, it won't fight or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy and took my old back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the of a crater
And government officials breathe harder than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the that makes Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't even speak pig
I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't no weight

The number one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook than
But my trick ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get
clock ya, I'll spring forward, you fall back

Every album that I drop has got than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Yankers
Ain't a damn thing but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland, to Portland, Maine

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted Rastas
For a hefty fee, I'm on your record Bob Costas
I own so jerseys I'm a throwback mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I a full court press

So momma toast your glass while I'm countin' my
every single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just want to admit that lost
And that they last about as long as my in the wash

From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls you
One of Mini-Me's shoes got sole than you
So by the time you figure out why your ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip smokin', with President Clinton

So stand clear of the sideburns and goatee
They may the mold of the enlarger off me
I'll be in another when I hit from the back
Not to mention my refrigerator's than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, don't smoke my
I've been for a woman just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' up than tampons

So all ya sins away and stop playin'
If God's line is busy you might to two-way him
Then catch me in backyard, playin' croquet
And when I'm tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off
Got seven cars, get all my at Chrome Depot
And think I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, with actual people

But my out the store, yours be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all to yourself
these women want a man that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta hard or go home

All that shit y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris will beat you down with a limb
I put my foot so in yo' ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to Foot water repellent

I'm the man, I got far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I split with me, me and me
So much in my jewelry that I'm damn near sorry
So I'm a my earrings in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with Trump
y'all with Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a at yo' life and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!