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Hi, my Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' can come push me
I curse so much just to get on nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the

My mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque
So I the tooth fairy and took my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a
And make government officials breathe harder Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the beer that makes keep rappin'
But no on my fork, I don't even speak pig Latin
I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't gain no

The number one chief rocka, out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more than maracas
But my ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward, you back

Every album I drop has got more than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all is Crank Yankers
Ain't a thing changed but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland, to Portland, Maine

Now I roll up torpedoes, get with Rastas
For a hefty fee, I'm on your record like Bob
I own so many I'm a throwback mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a court press

So momma toast your glass while I'm my cash
every single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just to admit that they lost
And that they last about as long as my in the wash

From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls you
One of Mini-Me's got more sole than you
So by the time you figure out why record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip smokin', with President Clinton

So clear of the long sideburns and goatee
They may the of the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in room when I hit from the back
Not to mention my taller than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, smoke my hydro
I've been for a woman just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up tampons

So wash all ya sins away and playin'
If God's line is you might have to two-way him
Then me in your backyard, playin' croquet
And I'm drunk tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got seven cars, get all my at Chrome Depot
And people think I'm bad, say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, with blind people

But my album's out the store, be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so keep to yourself
'Cause these want a man that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta hard or go home

All that that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris will beat you with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so in yo' ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath will to Foot Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got money far as the can see
And I'm in a group, I split with me, me and me
So money in my jewelry that I'm damn near sorry
So I'm a my earrings in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings Donald Trump
meet with Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a at yo' life and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more shit than a bag, fool!