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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can come me
I curse so much to get on they nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the

My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat
So I shot the fairy and took my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the of a crater
And make government officials harder than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the that makes Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I even speak pig Latin
I go fishin' on my lake, yo' bitch as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I gain no weight

The number one chief rocka, out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all shook than maracas
But my trick ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get
I'll ya, I'll spring forward, you fall back

Every album that I drop has got more than ten
That's cause I'm a shot caller, fools is Crank Yankers
a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain
To get chicks Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine

Now I roll up torpedoes, get with Rastas
For a hefty fee, I'm on your record like Bob
I own so many jerseys I'm a mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I a full court press

So momma toast your while I'm countin' my cash
'Cause every single is a smash, I'm hot as a ass
The never just want to admit that they lost
And that they last as long as my part in the wash

yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit' you
One of shoes got more sole than you
So by the you figure out why your record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip club smokin', with President

So stand clear of the sideburns and goatee
They may the mold of the penis off me
I'll be in another room I hit from the back
Not to mention my refrigerator's taller than

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, don't smoke my
I've been lookin' for a woman just to put my on
But a lot of are mo' stuck up than tampons

So wash all ya sins and stop playin'
If line is busy you might have to two-way him
Then catch me in your backyard, croquet
And when I'm tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off
Got seven cars, get all my rims at Chrome
And people I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, actual blind people

But my out the store, yours be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to
'Cause these women want a man stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go

All shit that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass that you can it
And yo' breath will to Foot Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I split with me, me and me
So much in my jewelry that I'm damn near sorry
So I'm a trade my in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings Donald Trump
y'all meet Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more than a colostomy bag, fool!