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Hi, my Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can come me
I curse so much just to get on nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the

My filthy mouth, it won't fight or beat plaque
So I the tooth fairy and took my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a
And make government breathe harder than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the beer makes Luda keep rappin'
But no on my fork, I don't even speak pig Latin
I go on my lake, with yo' bitch as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I gain no weight

The number one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap
I'm as stiff as a board, more shook than maracas
But my ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll forward, you fall back

Every album that I drop has got more ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all is Crank Yankers
a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain
To get chicks Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine

Now I up torpedoes, get blunted with Rastas
For a hefty fee, I'm on your record Bob Costas
I own so jerseys I'm a throwback mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a full court

So toast your glass while I'm countin' my cash
every single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition just want to admit that they lost
And that they about as long as my part in the wash

yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit' you
One of shoes got more sole than you
So by the time you figure out why your record spinnin'
I'm in the strip club smokin', President Clinton

So stand clear of the sideburns and goatee
may the mold of the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in another room I hit from the back
Not to mention my refrigerator's taller Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, don't smoke my
I've been lookin' for a woman to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than

So wash all ya sins and stop playin'
If God's line is busy you have to two-way him
Then catch me in backyard, playin' croquet
And I'm drunk tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got seven cars, get all my rims at Chrome
And think I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, with actual people

But my album's out the store, be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all to yourself
'Cause these women want a man that stay up and stay
the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home

All that shit y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass you can smell it
And yo' will turn to Foot Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I split dough me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm near sorry
So I'm a trade my in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars with cash, have meetings with Donald Trump
y'all meet with Honda, no payments for 12
Take a at yo' life and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more shit a colostomy bag, fool!