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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' can come push me
I so much just to get on they nerves
I got "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the burbs

My filthy mouth, it fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth and took my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the of a crater
And make government officials harder than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the beer makes Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I even speak pig Latin
I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' bitch as the
Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't no weight

The number one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap
I'm as as a board, y'all more shook than maracas
But my trick for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward, you back

Every album that I drop has got more ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Yankers
a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain
To get from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine

Now I up torpedoes, get blunted with Rastas
For a fee, I'm on your record like Bob Costas
I own so many I'm a throwback mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a court press

So momma toast glass while I'm countin' my cash
every single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just want to admit they lost
And that they last about as long as my in the wash

From yo' car to a game, no one rolls wit' you
One of shoes got more sole than you
So by the time you figure out why record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip club smokin', President Clinton

So stand clear of the sideburns and goatee
They may the mold of the penis off me
be in another room when I hit from the back
Not to mention my refrigerator's than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, don't my hydro
I've been lookin' for a woman to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than

So wash all ya sins away and playin'
If God's line is busy you have to two-way him
Then me in your backyard, playin' croquet
And when I'm drunk tell kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off
Got cars, get all my rims at Chrome Depot
And people think I'm bad, they say "Oooh so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, with blind people

But my album's out the store, be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all to yourself
'Cause these women want a man that stay up and strong
Like the NBA, you gotta play or go home

All that shit that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to
Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so in yo' ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath turn to Foot Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I split dough me, me and me
So money in my jewelry that I'm damn near sorry
So I'm a trade my earrings in, and get a

I buy cars with straight cash, have with Donald Trump
meet with Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a at yo' life and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!