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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' can come push me
I curse so much just to get on they
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the

My mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth and took my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the of a crater
And make government officials breathe than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the beer that makes Luda rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't even speak pig
I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I gain no weight

The one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook maracas
But my trick for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, spring forward, you fall back

album that I drop has got more than ten bangers
That's I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Crank Yankers
Ain't a damn changed but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland, Oregon to Portland,

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with
For a hefty fee, I'm on your record like Bob
I own so many I'm a throwback mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a full court

So momma toast your glass while I'm my cash
'Cause single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never want to admit that they lost
And that they last about as long as my in the wash

From yo' car to a game, no one rolls wit' you
One of Mini-Me's shoes got more than you
So by the time you figure out why your record ain't
I'm in the strip club smokin', with President

So clear of the long sideburns and goatee
may the mold of the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in another when I hit from the back
Not to my refrigerator's taller than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, don't smoke my
I've lookin' for a woman just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than

So wash all ya sins away and playin'
If God's line is you might have to two-way him
Then catch me in your backyard, playin'
And when I'm drunk them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me swing my at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got seven cars, get all my rims at Chrome
And think I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind

But my album's out the store, be on the shelf
I you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to yourself
'Cause women want a man that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta play or go home

All that shit y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris will beat you down a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to Foot Locker repellent

I'm the man, I got far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I dough with me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn sorry
So I'm a trade my in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars with straight cash, have with Donald Trump
meet with Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a at yo' life and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more shit a colostomy bag, fool!