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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe
And I'm to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me
I curse so much just to get on nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the

My mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth and took my old teeth back
I'll a shit on the equator, the size of a crater
And government officials breathe harder than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the beer that Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't even speak pig
I go on my lake, with yo' bitch as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I gain no weight

The number one rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as as a board, y'all more shook than maracas
But my trick ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward, you fall

Every album that I drop has got more than ten
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Yankers
Ain't a damn thing changed but the ice on my
To get from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine

Now I roll up torpedoes, get with Rastas
For a hefty fee, I'm on record like Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys I'm a mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I a full court press

So momma your glass while I'm countin' my cash
'Cause single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just want to admit they lost
And that they last about as long as my part in the

From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls you
One of Mini-Me's shoes got sole than you
So by the time you out why your record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip club smokin', with President

So clear of the long sideburns and goatee
They may the of the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in another room when I hit the back
Not to mention my taller than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, smoke my hydro
I've been lookin' for a woman just to put my on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than

So wash all ya sins away and stop
If God's line is busy you have to two-way him
catch me in your backyard, playin' croquet
And when I'm drunk them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got seven cars, get all my at Chrome Depot
And people I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on dates, with actual blind people

But my album's out the store, yours be on the
I heard you a lot, so y'all keep to yourself
'Cause these want a man that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta hard or go home

All that shit that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to
'Cause Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic
I put my foot so in yo' ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath will to Foot Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I split dough me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm near sorry
So I'm a trade my earrings in, and get a

I buy cars with cash, have meetings with Donald Trump
meet with Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with shit than a colostomy bag, fool!