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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can push me
I curse so just to get on they nerves
I got "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the burbs

My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat
So I shot the tooth fairy and took my old teeth
I'll a shit on the equator, the size of a crater
And make government officials breathe harder Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the that makes Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't even speak pig
I go fishin' on my lake, yo' bitch as the bait
I eat many MC's, but I don't gain no weight

The number one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap
I'm as as a board, y'all more shook than maracas
But my ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward, you back

Every album that I drop has got than ten bangers
That's I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Crank Yankers
Ain't a damn thing but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland, Oregon to Portland,

Now I up torpedoes, get blunted with Rastas
For a hefty fee, I'm on your like Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys I'm a throwback
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a court press

So momma toast your glass while I'm countin' my
every single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just want to that they lost
And that last about as long as my part in the wash

From yo' car to a crap game, no one wit' you
One of Mini-Me's shoes got sole than you
So by the time you out why your record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the club smokin', with President Clinton

So stand clear of the long sideburns and
They may the of the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in another room I hit from the back
Not to my refrigerator's taller than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, don't my hydro
I've lookin' for a woman just to put my stamp on
But a lot of are mo' stuck up than tampons

So wash all ya sins and stop playin'
If line is busy you might have to two-way him
Then catch me in your backyard, playin'
And when I'm drunk them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got cars, get all my rims at Chrome Depot
And people I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on dates, with actual blind people

But my album's out the store, be on the shelf
I you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to yourself
'Cause these women want a man that up and stay strong
the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home

All that shit y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass you can smell it
And yo' breath will to Foot Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I split with me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn near
So I'm a trade my earrings in, and get a

I buy cars with cash, have meetings with Donald Trump
meet with Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more shit a colostomy bag, fool!