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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' can come push me
I curse so much to get on they nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the

My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy and my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a
And make government officials breathe harder than Vader

It's the chicken and the beer that Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't even speak pig
I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I gain no weight

The number one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap
I'm as as a board, y'all more shook than maracas
But my trick for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll forward, you fall back

Every album I drop has got more than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all is Crank Yankers
a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland, to Portland, Maine

Now I up torpedoes, get blunted with Rastas
For a hefty fee, I'm on your record like Bob
I own so many I'm a throwback mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I a full court press

So toast your glass while I'm countin' my cash
'Cause single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition just want to admit that they lost
And that they about as long as my part in the wash

From yo' car to a game, no one rolls wit' you
One of shoes got more sole than you
So by the time you figure out why your ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip club smokin', President Clinton

So stand of the long sideburns and goatee
may the mold of the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in room when I hit from the back
Not to mention my taller than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you swim, don't smoke my hydro
I've been lookin' for a woman to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than

So wash all ya sins away and playin'
If God's line is busy you might have to him
Then catch me in backyard, playin' croquet
And when I'm tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me swing my at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got seven cars, get all my rims at Depot
And people think I'm bad, say "Oooh he's so evil!"
I go on blind dates, with actual blind people

But my album's out the store, be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all to yourself
'Cause these women want a man that up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you play hard or go home

All that shit that y'all talkin', can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got money far as the can see
And I'm in a group, I split with me, me and me
So much money in my that I'm damn near sorry
So I'm a my earrings in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars straight cash, have meetings with Donald Trump
meet with Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more than a colostomy bag, fool!