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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm high as pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can come me
I curse so much just to get on they
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" the traps to the burbs

My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat
So I shot the tooth fairy and my old teeth back
I'll a shit on the equator, the size of a crater
And make government officials harder than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the beer that Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't speak pig Latin
I go fishin' on my lake, yo' bitch as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't gain no

The number one chief rocka, out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook than
But my trick for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, spring forward, you fall back

Every album that I drop has got than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Crank
Ain't a thing changed but the ice on my chain
To get chicks Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with
For a hefty fee, I'm on your record Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys I'm a throwback
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I a full court press

So momma toast your glass I'm countin' my cash
every single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just want to admit that they
And that they last about as long as my in the wash

yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit' you
One of Mini-Me's shoes got sole than you
So by the time you figure out why record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip club smokin', with Clinton

So clear of the long sideburns and goatee
They may the mold of the enlarger off me
be in another room when I hit from the back
Not to mention my refrigerator's taller than

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, smoke my hydro
I've been for a woman just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than

So wash all ya sins away and stop
If God's line is busy you might to two-way him
Then catch me in backyard, playin' croquet
And when I'm tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got cars, get all my rims at Chrome Depot
And people think I'm bad, say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on dates, with actual blind people

But my out the store, yours be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to
'Cause these want a man that stay up and stay strong
the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home

All that shit that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to
'Cause Ludacris will you down with a prosthetic limb
I put my so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to Foot water repellent

I'm the man, I got money far as the can see
And I'm in a group, I split with me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn sorry
So I'm a trade my in, and get a Ferrari

I buy with straight cash, have meetings with Donald Trump
y'all meet Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' and no wonder you so sad
put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!