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Hi, my Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can push me
I curse so much just to get on nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" the traps to the burbs

My mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the fairy and took my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the of a crater
And make government officials breathe harder than Vader

It's the chicken and the that makes Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't speak pig Latin
I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' bitch as the
I eat many MC's, but I don't gain no weight

The number one rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook maracas
But my ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll ya, I'll spring forward, you fall back

Every album that I has got more than ten bangers
cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Crank Yankers
Ain't a thing changed but the ice on my chain
To get from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted Rastas
For a hefty fee, I'm on your record Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys I'm a mess
I hit the and tell 'em I want a full court press

So momma toast your glass I'm countin' my cash
'Cause every is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just want to admit that they
And that last about as long as my part in the wash

From yo' car to a crap game, no one wit' you
One of shoes got more sole than you
So by the time you figure out why your record spinnin'
I'm in the strip club smokin', President Clinton

So clear of the long sideburns and goatee
may the mold of the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in another room when I hit the back
Not to my refrigerator's taller than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you swim, don't smoke my hydro
I've been lookin' for a just to put my stamp on
But a lot of are mo' stuck up than tampons

So wash all ya sins away and stop
If God's line is busy you have to two-way him
Then catch me in backyard, playin' croquet
And when I'm tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me swing my at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got seven cars, get all my rims at Chrome
And people think I'm bad, say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates, actual blind people

But my out the store, yours be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to
'Cause women want a man that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you play hard or go home

All that shit that y'all talkin', can pop it to them
'Cause will beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass that you can it
And yo' breath will turn to Foot Locker water

I'm the man, I got far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I split dough me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry I'm damn near sorry
So I'm a trade my in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars with straight cash, have with Donald Trump
y'all meet Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with shit than a colostomy bag, fool!