Luyện nghe bài hát Hey Santa Claus

Quite I get to thinking how as kids we got by
Like at Christmas time at our house we couldn't afford a fire

But we made do with we had back then when I was young
Dad used to a peppermint and we'd all sit around his tongue

We afford no sparkling tinsel for our Christmas tree
So just wheel old Granddad in and make the old cunt sneeze
(ahh-CHOO... him round the other side nanna)

But things changed pretty bloody quick, I've got now of me own
And I heard 'em unwrap their pressies, last when I got home

Hey Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've unwrapped all this junk and there's nothing that I like
I you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin'

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have asked
And this cowboy suit and ping set you can shove right up your arse
You've stuffed me order up, it's enough to make you spew
But not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me pram?
You promised me you'd me one, you remember who I am
Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit on your hand
I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me pram

Next time I to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to store
And me and me little sister come stomping through the

And we'll say, you wait for it:
Hey and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and cause he tells fucking lies
just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
Cause the old fuckin' wanker me fuckin' bike

Hey Santa you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've all this other junk and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin' and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin'

Fuckin' dob you in you old
me old man on you, he'll punch your fuckin' lights out
I saw mummy sucking Santa