Luyện nghe bài hát Hey Santa Claus

Quite often I get to how as kids we got by
Like at Christmas time at our house we even afford a fire

But we made do with what we had back then I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint and all sit around his tongue

We couldn't afford no tinsel for our Christmas tree
So we'd just wheel old Granddad in and the old cunt sneeze
(ahh-CHOO... wheel him round the other nanna)

But things changed pretty quick, I've got kids now of me own
And I heard 'em unwrap their pressies, last night I got home

Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me bike?
unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin' and I come to see you twice
You out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have asked
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can right up your arse
You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you
But it's not just me snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Santa you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?
You promised me you'd me one, you remember who I am
Cause I'm the little what you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me pram

Next I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fuckin' go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to store
And me and me little sister come through the door

And we'll say, you wait for it:
Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot
And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very
the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike

Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin'
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing I like
I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin'

Fuckin' dob you in you old
Tell me old man on you, he'll your fuckin' lights out
I saw mummy Santa Claus