Luyện nghe bài hát Hey Santa Claus

Quite I get to thinking how as kids we got by
Like at Christmas time at our house we even afford a fire

But we made do with we had back then when I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint and all sit around his tongue

We couldn't afford no sparkling tinsel for our Christmas
So we'd wheel old Granddad in and make the old cunt sneeze
(ahh-CHOO... wheel him round the side nanna)

But things changed pretty quick, I've got kids now of me own
And I heard 'em unwrap their pressies, night when I got home

Hey Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've unwrapped all this junk and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I have bloody asked
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove up your arse
stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew
But it's not me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Santa you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?
You me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am
Cause I'm the little girl what you sit right on your hand
I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me pram

time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to store
And me and me little sister stomping through the door

And say, yeah you wait for it:
Hey mum's and dad's you his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin'

Hey Santa you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I
I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin'

dob you in you old cunt
Tell me old man on you, he'll punch fuckin' lights out
I saw sucking Santa Claus