Luyện nghe bài hát Hey Santa Claus

Quite often I get to thinking how as we got by
at Christmas time at our house we couldn't even afford a fire

But we made do with what we had back when I was young
Dad to suck a peppermint and we'd all sit around his tongue

We couldn't afford no sparkling tinsel for our tree
So we'd just wheel old in and make the old cunt sneeze
(ahh-CHOO... wheel him round the other nanna)

But things changed pretty bloody quick, got kids now of me own
And I heard 'em unwrap their pressies, last night I got home

Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me bike?
I've all this other junk and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I to see you twice
You out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have asked
And cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse
You've me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew
But not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you who I am
Cause I'm the little girl what you sit right on your hand
I'll give you ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram

Next time I to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to store
And me and me little sister come stomping the door

And we'll say, yeah you for it:
Hey mum's and dad's you his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him and girls cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very
Cause the old wanker forgot me fuckin' bike

Hey Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing I like
I you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin'

dob you in you old cunt
Tell me old man on you, punch your fuckin' lights out
I saw sucking Santa Claus