Luyện nghe bài hát Hey Santa Claus

Quite often I get to thinking how as we got by
Like at time at our house we couldn't even afford a fire

But we made do what we had back then when I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint and all sit around his tongue

We couldn't afford no tinsel for our Christmas tree
So we'd just wheel old Granddad in and make the old cunt
(ahh-CHOO... wheel him the other side nanna)

But things changed pretty quick, I've got kids now of me own
And I heard 'em unwrap pressies, last night when I got home

Hey Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've unwrapped all this other and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you
You worn out geriatric fart, you me fuckin' bike

If I'd a' wanted a pair of thongs, I would have bloody asked
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can right up your arse
stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew
But it's not just me snakey, me sister's dirty too

Hey Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?
You me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am
I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me pram

Next time I to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get to that store
And me and me little sister come stomping through the

And we'll say, you wait for it:
Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells lies
He's just a tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
Cause the old fuckin' forgot me fuckin' bike

Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin'
I've unwrapped all this junk and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you me fuckin' bike

Fuckin' dob you in you old
Tell me old man on you, he'll punch your lights out
I saw mummy sucking Claus