Herbivore

i smoke herb before i go to work,
i smoke herb before i go to church,
amen.

i got a feeling,
im high like the ceiling
im higher than ive ever been,
this time i mean it,

call guiness records, cuz im about it beat it,
never in the history of any human being,
have they seen it,

verify, i never cheated,
you can try, but you'll be defeated,
my eyes are bleeding,
get the paper, check the news, and you can read it,
did ya eat it?

i smoke herb before i go to work,
i smoke herb before i go to church,
amen.
i need herb before i go berserk,
i need some more,
'cause baby, im a herbivore.

double chocolate pastry,
has got me wasted,
im glue stick face-ded,
here's to the chef that baked it,
it's tasty,
melt into the wall? embrace it,
even the boss'll, beg for a morsel,

negotiations,
i need another raise,
yep i need another paid vacation.
my cool is wearing thin, im losing patience,
sick of clocking-in,
end of conversation.

i smoke herb before i go to work,
i smoke herb before i go to church,
amen.
i need herb before i go berserk,
i need some more,
'cause baby, im a herbivore.

i smoke herb before i go to work,
i smoke herb before i go to church,
amen.
i need herb before i go berserk,
i need some more,
'cause baby, im a herbivore.

i smoke herb before i go to work,
i smoke herb before i go to church.