Hello

So welcome to the world, yeah
All you late-comers, just step on board
I'm happy, glad you came
So welcome home again

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad
Hello Peter, hello Paul
Saints and sinners, welcome all
Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball
Hello, hello, hello, hello

Consider, if you will
This great big question, unanswered still
Oh, can you spot the difference that lies between
The color blue and the color green?

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad
Little Richard, Little Nell
Willy Wonka and William Tell
Salman Rushdie and Kym Mazelle
Hello, hello, hello, hello

So welcome to the team
Oh, have you worked it out yet?
Yeah, the riddle, I mean, what's the answer?
It's plain to see, blue is blue and it always will be

Sometimes I feel that the whole world's going mad
Mork and Mindy, Brian Hayes
Barry Humphries and Paris Grey
Little Neepsie, Chris and Do
Hello, hello, hello, hello

Billy Corkhill, Vince Hilaire
Freddie Flintstone, Fred Astaire
Desmond Tutu, Steve and Claire
Hello, hello, hello, hello

Charlie Parker, Charlie Brown
Leslie Crowther, come on down
Mary Wilson, Di and Flo
Hello, hello, hello, hello

Sir Bufton Tufton, Jean Paul Sartre
Zippy, Bungle, Jeffrey Archer
Andre Previn and the ISO
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello