Luyện nghe bài hát Hell Yeah

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yeah
Hell
yeah
Hell

If I God there would be no explicit sex on TV
little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus, thou not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell
yeah
Hell
Hell

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do
Norwegian lesbians that me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall wife swap
Thou shall the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut Footloose
If I were God that's I'd do, Heavens no

Hell
yeah
Hell
Hell

And when they nail my ass to the cross
I'll them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Hay-Zeus and steals hubcaps from
Oh, Hay-Zeus can I borrow your

To pry these God damn nails out they're to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy
I can't believe it's not butter, I'll as I'm flogged
Yeah, that's what I do if I were God

So vote for me for and you'll go to Heaven
lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy of H-E-Double Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new

But would I be a good Messiah my low self-esteem?
If I believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier than facade
Yeah, what I would do if I were God