Luyện nghe bài hát Hell Yeah

{Alright now boys and girls got another story for you now
We want to introduce to you friend of the Bible}

Hell
yeah
Hell
Hell

If I were God there would be no sex on TV
little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Idols
And thou add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus, shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do, no

Hell
Hell
yeah
Hell

If I were God I'd get a of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall thou shall even wife swap
Thou resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut Footloose
If I were God what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell
yeah
Hell
Hell

And they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw off
He goes by the name and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh, Hay-Zeus can I borrow crowbar?

To pry these God damn nails out they're to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this T-shirt
I believe it's not butter, I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah, that's what I do if I were God

So vote for me for Savior and go to Heaven
lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With threats of H-E-Double Hockey-Stick
You just can't an old God new tricks

But would I be a good Messiah my low self-esteem?
If I believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy than thou facade
Yeah, that's what I would do if I God