Luyện nghe bài hát Hell Yeah

{Alright now boys and we've got another story for you now
We want to introduce to you another of the Bible}

yeah
Hell
yeah
Hell

If I God there would be no explicit sex on TV
Like little eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus, thou shall not a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's I'd do, Heavens no

yeah
Hell
yeah
Hell

If I God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even swap
shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut Footloose
If I were God that's I'd do, Heavens no

Hell
yeah
Hell
Hell

And when nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus should throw them off
He goes by the name Hay-Zeus and hubcaps from cars
Oh, can I borrow your crowbar?

To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to
Crucified and all I got was this lousy
I can't believe not butter, I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah, that's what I would do if I God

So for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new

But would I be a good Messiah my low self-esteem?
If I don't in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport crummy holier than thou facade
Yeah, that's what I do if I were God