Luyện nghe bài hát Hell Yeah

{Alright now boys and girls got another story for you now
We want to introduce to you another of the Bible}

Hell
Hell
Hell
Hell

If I were God would be no explicit sex on TV
Like little Opie eating pie when he it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not false Billy Idols
And thou add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou make fun of Hindus, thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God what I'd do, Heavens no

yeah
Hell
Hell
yeah

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do
Norwegian lesbians feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou not cut Footloose
If I were God that's I'd do, Heavens no

Hell
Hell
yeah
Hell

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the
I'll tell them I Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Hay-Zeus and steals hubcaps from
Oh, can I borrow your crowbar?

To pry these God damn nails out beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this T-shirt
I can't believe not butter, I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah, that's I would do if I were God

So vote for me for and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of Hockey-Stick
You just can't an old God new tricks

But would I be a good with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier than facade
Yeah, that's what I would do if I God