Luyện nghe bài hát Hell Yeah

{Alright now boys and girls we've got another for you now
We want to to you another friend of the Bible}

yeah
Hell
Hell
yeah

If I were God there would be no sex on TV
Like little Opie eating pie when he it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flav to the Bible
Thou shall fun of Hindus, thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell
yeah
Hell
yeah

If I were God I'd get a of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut
If I were God what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell
yeah
Hell
Hell

And they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found that should throw them off
He goes by the name Hay-Zeus and steals hubcaps cars
Oh, Hay-Zeus can I your crowbar?

To pry these God nails out they're beginning to hurt
and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
I believe it's not butter, I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah, what I would do if I were God

So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to
Your lame duck Lord is Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double
You just can't an old God new tricks

But I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself that be blasphemy?
sport some crummy holier than thou facade
Yeah, that's what I would do if I God