Luyện nghe bài hát Hell Yeah

{Alright now boys and girls we've got story for you now
We want to introduce to you another of the Bible}

yeah
Hell
Hell
Hell

If I God there would be no explicit sex on TV
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it Aunt Bea

If I were God thou not worship false Billy Idols
And shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall fun of Hindus, thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God what I'd do, Heavens no

yeah
Hell
yeah
Hell

If I God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Twins, thou shall not cut Footloose
If I were God that's I'd do, Heavens no

Hell
Hell
Hell
yeah

And when nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should them off
He goes by the name Hay-Zeus and hubcaps from cars
Oh, Hay-Zeus can I borrow your

To pry these God nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this T-shirt
I can't believe it's not butter, sing as I'm flogged
Yeah, that's I would do if I were God

So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to
Your lame Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double
You just can't an old God new tricks

But would I be a Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier thou facade
Yeah, what I would do if I were God