Luyện nghe bài hát Hell Yeah

{Alright now boys and we've got another story for you now
We to introduce to you another friend of the Bible}

Hell
Hell
yeah
Hell

If I were God would be no explicit sex on TV
Like little eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus, thou not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do, no

Hell
yeah
Hell
yeah

If I were God I'd get a of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Twins, thou shall not cut Footloose
If I God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell
yeah
Hell
Hell

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the
I'll tell them I found Jesus should throw them off
He goes by the name and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh, Hay-Zeus can I your crowbar?

To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to
Crucified and all I got was this T-shirt
I can't believe not butter, I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah, that's what I do if I were God

So for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy of H-E-Double Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new

But I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
sport some crummy holier than thou facade
Yeah, that's what I would do if I God