Luyện nghe bài hát Hell Yeah

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yeah
Hell
yeah
Hell

If I were God there be no explicit sex on TV
Like little eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flav to the Bible
shall make fun of Hindus, thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do, no

Hell
yeah
Hell
Hell

If I were God I'd get a of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and how to sing

If I were God thou not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, shall not cut Footloose
If I were God that's I'd do, Heavens no

yeah
Hell
Hell
Hell

And they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell I found Jesus that should throw them off
He by the name Hay-Zeus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh, Hay-Zeus can I your crowbar?

To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to
Crucified and all I got was this T-shirt
I can't it's not butter, I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah, that's what I do if I were God

So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to
Your lame duck is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of Hockey-Stick
You just can't an old God new tricks

But would I be a good with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be
sport some crummy holier than thou facade
Yeah, that's what I do if I were God