Luyện nghe bài hát Hell Yeah

{Alright now boys and we've got another story for you now
We want to introduce to you friend of the Bible}

yeah
Hell
yeah
Hell

If I were God would be no explicit sex on TV
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the
Thou make fun of Hindus, thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do, no

yeah
Hell
Hell
Hell

If I were God I'd get a bunch of to do everything
Norwegian lesbians feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, shall not cut Footloose
If I were God that's what I'd do, no

yeah
Hell
yeah
Hell

And they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should them off
He goes by the name Hay-Zeus and steals hubcaps from
Oh, Hay-Zeus can I your crowbar?

To pry these God damn nails out beginning to hurt
and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
I can't believe it's not butter, I'll sing as I'm
Yeah, that's I would do if I were God

So vote for me for Savior and go to Heaven
lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy of H-E-Double Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new

But would I be a Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier than thou
Yeah, that's what I do if I were God