Hell No

Guess it slipped my mind
Now I'm in trouble deep
See, the last two years
In a row I forgot our anniversary

So I come rushin' in
Twelve roses in bloom
Said, "Honey, would you like a romantic evening
Out under the stars and the moon?"

She didn't say no
But in her eyes I could see
That this wouldn't turn out to be
The enchanted evening I thought it might be

Yes, I sure found out
I got a long way to go
She didn't say no
She said, "Hell no"

Then we split the sheets
About six months ago
I told all my buddies down at the bar
This cowboy's headed home

Walked into her house
Yeah, climbed right up in her bed
When I asked her if she still loved me
Man, you know what she said?

Oh, she didn't say no
But in her eyes I could see
Ah, this wouldn't turn out to be
The fairytale ending I thought it might be

But I sure found out
I got a long way to go
She didn't say no
She said, "Hell no"

Yeah, I sure found out
I got a long way to go
She didn't say no
She said, "Hell no"

Oh, [Incomprehensible] got to go