Momma you live and die by what you say Church-going, God-fearing would always pay For a loose tongue - word of craziness It all get us some day
I was just a squirt, and I was 2 or 3 Out momma - and shoppin' at the grocery Hot and tired, I out a devil word The that momma gave me
Momma screamed, "My son mouth" Then a name to me She me
Trouble is as does yelled my name, it was: I just say for fun Trouble is as says Words always a mess Her son of a gun She "You're a heckraiser, son"
3rd grade school room, had a friend name was Mark, Dressed like a bird in our about Noah's Ark, Saw him there in a big feathered suit, I said "Hey Mark, you big duck!"
But not what came out or how it sounded Next thing I knew I was pounded 50 classmates on the stage and Momma sighed "Boy, shut up!" She me
Trouble is as does Momma my name, it was: I wanna sound dumb Trouble is as trouble always make a mess Her son of a gun She "You're a heckraiser, son"
ago, lookin' cool with a Lucky Strike Snuck the barn with a guy who said his name was Mike Started makin' out when he said he was in love, I "Whoa! I just be friends."
know I said the other F-word Mike a punch, the cigarette flew upward Barn caught fire, Cows and all runnin' I knew my had come to an end
was mad, saw her eyes lit up with flame I made up an excuse but she said "Careful you say" Reminding me again: words are often cause for Then she grabbed me by the collar - called me by my name
Trouble is as does Momma yelled my name, it I say stuff for fun Trouble is as trouble Words make a mess Her son of a gun She me
Trouble is as trouble Momma yelled my name, it But I don't sound dumb Trouble is as trouble always make a mess Her son of a gun She "You're a heckraiser, son"
Momma said, "Son mouth will never fit ya Careful whatcha say, cuz your will always git ya" Aw Heck!