Momma said you live and die by you say Church-going, families would always pay For a loose - every word of craziness It could all get us day
I was just a squirt, and I was 2 or 3 Out with - and shoppin' at the grocery Hot and tired, I out a devil word The that momma gave me
Momma screamed, "My son mouth" Then gave a to me She me
Trouble is as trouble Momma my name, it was: I just say for fun Trouble is as says always make a mess Her son of a gun She "You're a heckraiser, son"
3rd grade school room, had a whose name was Mark, Dressed like a bird in our play Noah's Ark, Saw him standin' there in a big feathered suit, I "Hey Mark, you big duck!"
But that's not came out or how it sounded Next thing I I was gettin' pounded 50 classmates on the stage and Momma sighed "Boy, shut up!" She me
Trouble is as trouble Momma my name, it was: I don't sound dumb Trouble is as says always make a mess Her son of a gun She "You're a heckraiser, son"
Weeks ago, lookin' cool with a Lucky Snuck into the barn a guy who said his name was Mike Started out when he said he was in love, I said "Whoa! I wanna be friends."
know I said the other F-word Mike threw a punch, the cigarette flew Barn caught fire, Cows and all runnin' I knew my had come to an end
was mad, saw her eyes lit up with flame I made up an but she said "Careful what you say" Reminding me again: words are cause for blame Then she me by the collar - called me by my favorite name
Trouble is as does Momma yelled my name, it I just say for fun Trouble is as trouble Words always make a Her son of a gun She me
Trouble is as does yelled my name, it was: But I don't sound dumb Trouble is as trouble Words always make a Her son of a gun She "You're a heckraiser, son"
Momma said, "Son mouth will never fit ya whatcha say, cuz your words will always git ya" Aw Heck!