Momma you live and die by what you say Church-going, God-fearing would always pay For a loose tongue - every of craziness It could all get us day
I was a squirt, and maybe I was 2 or 3 Out with momma - and shoppin' at the Hot and tired, I out a devil word The look momma gave me
Momma screamed, "My son mouth" gave a name to me She me
Trouble is as does Momma my name, it was: I say stuff for fun Trouble is as says Words make a mess Her son of a gun She "You're a heckraiser, son"
3rd grade school room, had a friend name was Mark, Dressed like a in our play about Noah's Ark, Saw him standin' in a big feathered suit, I said "Hey Mark, you big duck!"
But that's not what came out or how it Next thing I knew I was pounded 50 classmates on the and fightin' Momma sighed "Boy, shut up!" She me
Trouble is as does Momma yelled my name, it I don't wanna sound Trouble is as says Words always a mess Her son of a gun She "You're a heckraiser, son"
ago, lookin' cool with a Lucky Strike Snuck into the barn with a guy who said his name was Started out when he said he was in love, I said "Whoa! I just be friends."
know I said the other F-word Mike threw a punch, the flew upward Barn caught fire, and chickens all runnin' I my life had come to an end
Momma was mad, saw her lit up with flame I made up an but she said "Careful what you say" Reminding me words are often cause for blame Then she grabbed me by the collar - called me by my name
Trouble is as trouble Momma yelled my name, it I just say for fun Trouble is as trouble Words always a mess Her son of a gun She me
Trouble is as does Momma my name, it was: But I don't wanna sound Trouble is as trouble always make a mess Her son of a gun She "You're a heckraiser, son"
Momma said, "Son your mouth will fit ya Careful whatcha say, cuz words will always git ya" Aw Heck!