Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone village man
Slow run
Tender poke police
Precious fudge
Swamp night bull
Walker done
Hot sweaty stood in the sunthen -
stone village swamp man (is a)
slow runhere comes the policeman:
poke police walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious birthday -
night (the man)
bull nail (the dog - the claw)
kill the
walker done
Me and
We couldn't few-a
It all the time
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor jack
Bitter toothless
Shabby pimple
Evil rash
Me and
Spastic dead-eyed
Oozing skullcap
We're coming to town
We'll help you party
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the story is always improvised.
IMPROVISED Monologue and Dialogues*
Spoken by Trey asides by Fishman]:
Once upon a time Far far away here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of town
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, hound named Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and he'd around looking for a little action.
So of this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua walked the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole different of the town
there lived a boy all alone in a suburban neighborhood
and every day sit in his room
and sit on his couch [AND SMOKE POT!]...
sit on his little couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd look next to him and
pet his favorite little [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing he pet every day while he listened to his stereo
[while on the couch]
pet his furry [thing on the couch] his furry...
And he down and he said
"I love to pet you, my furry...
thing I ...
I love you so much that I decided to you
this that I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
why when I first got you and
I knew how I loved you...
I that I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
your is...
I DECIDED THAT YOUR NAME WOULD TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I THINK NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the couch to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town that he'd never to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking along and he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the dog from the beginning of the story...
and looked at each other...
tension the air...
was going to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva onto the floor...
Poster Nutbag his body into a deadly arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the gone...Dad [Mike]:
Jimmy...
Jimmy
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: What that be...Dad?
D: It's your cat, Poster...
J: You be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would you?
CAT DIED!
Poster is deadPoster is SO dead
How a goldfish? I don't want a goldfish
How about a goldFISH? I don't...want a
How about A goldfish? I want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an mutation
And it lubrication each day
a dog in the station
Contemplating
As a of recreation and play
A dog
There's a dog in the
a bad reputation
It's a of the nation's decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't need a
As the people by dressed in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!