Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-pa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone village man
motion run
Tender poke police
Precious fudge
night bull nail
Walker done
Hot sweaty bulldog in the sunthen -
stone village swamp man (is a)
slow motion runhere the policeman:
tender poke police the dog and the man see as:
precious fudgethen -
swamp (the man)
bull (the dog - the bulldog's claw)
kill the
walker done
Me and
We care few-a
It all the time
We Okimo
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor stone
Bitter toothless
Shabby pimple
milky rash
Me and
dead-eyed hound
Oozing skullcap
We're coming to your
help you party down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is improvised.
*BEGIN IMPROVISED and Dialogues*
Spoken by Trey [with asides by
Once upon a time Far far away here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of this
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, hound named Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
walked toward the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole different of the town
there lived a young boy all in a suburban neighborhood
and day he'd sit in his room
and sit on his little [AND SMOKE POT!]...
he'd sit on his little and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd down next to him and
he'd pet his favorite [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet day while he listened to his stereo
sitting on the couch]
he'd pet his furry [thing on the his furry...
And he down and he said
"I to pet you, my little furry...
thing I ...
I love you so much that I to name you
name that I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
why I named you...
that's why I first got you and
I knew how much I you...
I decided that I'd you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
your is...
I THAT YOUR NAME WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I YOUR NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster sat on the couch next to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to Jimmy and he up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking down the street and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town that he'd never to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog from the of the story...
and they at each other...
tension the air...
there was going to be a fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry drop of fall onto the floor...
Poster Nutbag his body into a deadly arch...
the was about to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the gone...Dad [Mike]:
Jimmy...
Jimmy
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: What might be...Dad?
D: It's your cat, Poster...
J: You be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would you?
CAT DIED!
Poster is deadPoster is SO dead
How about a goldfish? I want a goldfish
How about a goldFISH? I don't...want a
How A goldfish? I don't want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an ugly
And it lubrication each day
There's a dog in the
rotation
As a form of and play
A dog
a dog in the station
With a bad
a sign of the nation's decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't a vacation
As the people rush by in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!