Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-pa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone village man
Slow run
poke police walker
Precious fudge
Swamp night nail
done done
Hot sweaty bulldog in the sunthen -
stone village man (is doing a)
slow motion comes the policeman:
poke police walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious fudgethen -
night (the man)
bull (the dog - the bulldog's claw)
the policeman:
walker done
Me and
We care few-a
It happens all the
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor jack
Bitter flesh
Shabby chin-slime
milky rash
Me and
dead-eyed hound
Oozing dreadlock
We're coming to your
We'll help you down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN Monologue and Dialogues*
Spoken by Trey [with by Fishman]:
Once upon a Far far away from here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of this
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly hound Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town day and he'd walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua walked the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a different part of the town
there lived a young boy all alone in a suburban
and every day he'd sit in his
and sit on his little couch [AND POT!]...
he'd sit on his little and
he'd to his stereo...
and lay back and
he'd look down to him and
he'd pet his little [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet day while he listened to his stereo
[while sitting on the
he'd pet his furry on the couch] his furry...
And he looked and he said
"I love to pet you, my furry...
that I ...
I love you so much I decided to name you
name that I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
that's why when I got you and
I knew how much I you...
I decided I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
name is...
I DECIDED THAT YOUR NAME WOULD TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I THINK NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the couch to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town that he'd been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking along and suddenly he rounded a and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog the beginning of the story...
and looked at each other...
tension the air...
was going to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
Poster Nutbag coiled his into a deadly arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the gone...Dad [Mike]:
Jimmy...
[Fish]:
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: might that be...Dad?
D: It's about cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be about Poster Nutbag, now would you?
CAT DIED!
Poster is is deadPoster's SO dead
How about a goldfish? I want a goldfish
How a goldFISH? I don't...want a goldfish
How about A goldfish? I don't want...a
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an ugly
And it needs lubrication day
a dog in the station
Contemplating
As a form of and play
A dog
a dog in the station
With a bad
It's a sign of the nation's
But the dog in the
Doesn't need a
As the people rush by in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!