Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone village man
motion run
Tender police walker
birthday fudge
Swamp night nail
Walker done
Hot bulldog stood in the sunthen -
stone swamp man (is doing a)
slow motion comes the policeman:
tender poke police the dog and the man see as:
precious birthday -
swamp (the man)
bull nail (the dog - the claw)
kill the
done done
Me and
We couldn't care
It all the time
We Okimo
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor jack
Bitter toothless
pimple chin-slime
Evil rash
Me and
Spastic dead-eyed
Oozing skullcap
We're coming to town
We'll help you party
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN IMPROVISED Monologue and
Spoken by Trey asides by Fishman]:
Once upon a time Far far away from
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of this
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly named Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua walked the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole different of the town
there lived a young boy all alone in a neighborhood
and every day he'd sit in his
and sit on his couch [AND SMOKE POT!]...
he'd sit on his couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd look next to him and
pet his favorite little [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet every day while he listened to his
[while on the couch]
pet his furry [thing on the couch] his furry...
And he looked down and he
"I to pet you, my little furry...
thing I ...
I love you so much I decided to name you
name that I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
why when I first got you and
I how much I loved you...
I that I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
your is...
I DECIDED THAT YOUR WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I THINK NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster sat on the couch next to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to Jimmy and he up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking down the street and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog from the of the story...
and they at each other...
tension the air...
was going to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
Poster coiled his body into a deadly arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the storm's gone...Dad
Jimmy...
[Fish]:
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I have bad news...
J: What might be...Dad?
D: about your cat, Poster...
J: You be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would you?
CAT DIED!
Poster is is deadPoster's SO dead
How about a goldfish? I want a goldfish
How a goldFISH? I don't...want a goldfish
How about A goldfish? I don't want...a
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an mutation
And it lubrication each day
a dog in the station
Contemplating
As a form of recreation and
A dog
a dog in the station
With a bad
a sign of the nation's decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't a vacation
As the people rush by in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!