Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
Fat sweaty
in the sun
Stone swamp man
Slow run
Tender poke walker
birthday fudge
Swamp night nail
Walker done
Hot sweaty bulldog stood in the -
stone village swamp man (is a)
slow motion comes the policeman:
tender poke walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious fudgethen -
swamp (the man)
bull (the dog - the bulldog's claw)
the policeman:
walker done
Me and
We couldn't few-a
It all the time
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot stone jack
toothless flesh
Shabby pimple
milky rash
Me and
Spastic hound
dreadlock skullcap
We're to your town
help you party down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN IMPROVISED Monologue and
Spoken by [with asides by Fishman]:
upon a time Far far away from here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of this
there a mean, nasty, furry, ugly hound named Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the every day and he'd walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua walked the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole part of the town
there a young boy all alone in a suburban neighborhood
and every day sit in his room
and sit on his couch [AND SMOKE POT!]...
sit on his little couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd look down to him and
pet his favorite little [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing he pet every day while he listened to his stereo
sitting on the couch]
he'd pet his furry [thing on the his furry...
And he looked down and he
"I to pet you, my little furry...
thing I ...
I love you so much that I decided to you
this that I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
that's why when I got you and
I knew how much I you...
I decided I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
your is...
I DECIDED THAT NAME WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
GOING TO BE CALLED...
I THINK NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster sat on the couch next to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked down the street and he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town that never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking along and suddenly he a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog from the of the story...
and looked at each other...
tension the air...
was going to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
Poster coiled his body into a deadly arch...
the was about to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the gone...Dad [Mike]:
Jimmy...
Jimmy
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I have bad news...
J: What that be...Dad?
D: It's your cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would
CAT DIED!
Poster is deadPoster is deadPoster's SO
How about a goldfish? I want a goldfish
How about a goldFISH? I don't...want a
How about A I don't want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
an ugly mutation
And it needs each day
a dog in the station
Contemplating
As a form of recreation and
A dog
There's a dog in the
a bad reputation
It's a sign of the decay
But the dog in the
need a vacation
As the people rush by in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!