Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-pa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone swamp man
Slow run
Tender poke police
Precious birthday
Swamp bull nail
done done
Hot sweaty bulldog in the sunthen -
stone village man (is doing a)
slow motion runhere the policeman:
tender poke walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious fudgethen -
swamp (the man)
nail (the dog - the bulldog's claw)
kill the
done done
Me and
We couldn't care
It happens all the
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot stone jack
Bitter toothless
Shabby chin-slime
Evil rash
Me and
Spastic dead-eyed
dreadlock skullcap
We're coming to town
We'll help you party
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN Monologue and Dialogues*
Spoken by Trey [with by Fishman]:
Once upon a time Far far away here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of town
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, hound named Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and he'd around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua walked the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole part of the town
there lived a young boy all alone in a suburban
and every day sit in his room
and sit on his little [AND SMOKE POT!]...
he'd sit on his little and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd look down to him and
he'd pet his favorite [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing he pet every day while he listened to his stereo
sitting on the couch]
he'd pet his furry [thing on the his furry...
And he down and he said
"I love to pet you, my furry...
that I ...
I love you so much that I to name you
name that I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
that's why when I got you and
I knew how I loved you...
I decided that I'd give you the of...
the of...
I'd you...
name is...
I DECIDED THAT YOUR WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
GOING TO BE CALLED...
I THINK NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster sat on the couch next to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked down the street and he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking along and he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog from the of the story...
and they looked at other...
tension the air...
was going to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva fall the floor...
Poster coiled his body into a deadly arch...
the was about to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the storm's gone...Dad
Jimmy...
[Fish]:
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: What that be...Dad?
D: It's your cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would
CAT DIED!
Poster is is deadPoster's SO dead
How about a goldfish? I want a goldfish
How about a goldFISH? I don't...want a
How A goldfish? I don't want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an ugly
And it needs each day
a dog in the station
Contemplating
As a of recreation and play
A dog
a dog in the station
With a bad
a sign of the nation's decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't need a
As the people rush by in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!