Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-pa
Fat sweaty
in the sun
Stone swamp man
Slow run
Tender poke police
Precious fudge
Swamp night bull
Walker done
Hot sweaty bulldog in the sunthen -
stone swamp man (is doing a)
motion runhere comes the policeman:
tender poke walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
birthday fudgethen -
swamp (the man)
nail (the dog - the bulldog's claw)
kill the
walker done
Me and
We care few-a
It all the time
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot stone jack
Bitter flesh
Shabby chin-slime
Evil rash
Me and
Spastic hound
Oozing skullcap
coming to your town
We'll you party down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
IMPROVISED Monologue and Dialogues*
Spoken by Trey [with asides by
Once upon a time Far far from here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the of this town
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, hound named Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the every day and he'd walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua walked the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole different of the town
there a young boy all alone in a suburban neighborhood
and every day sit in his room
and sit on his couch [AND SMOKE POT!]...
sit on his little couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and lay back and
look down next to him and
he'd pet his favorite [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet every day he listened to his stereo
[while on the couch]
pet his furry [thing on the couch] his furry...
And he looked and he said
"I love to pet you, my furry...
that I ...
I love you so much that I decided to you
this name that I love and so I you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
that's why when I got you and
I how much I loved you...
I that I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
name is...
I DECIDED THAT NAME WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I YOUR NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the couch to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked down the street and suddenly he found wandering...
into a new part of town he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the dog from the beginning of the story...
and they looked at other...
tension the air...
was going to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
Poster Nutbag coiled his into a deadly arch...
the was about to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the gone...Dad [Mike]:
Jimmy...
[Fish]:
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: What might be...Dad?
D: It's your cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be talking about Nutbag, now would you?
CAT DIED!
Poster is is deadPoster's SO dead
How about a goldfish? I don't want a
How a goldFISH? I don't...want a goldfish
How A goldfish? I don't want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
an ugly mutation
And it lubrication each day
a dog in the station
Contemplating
As a of recreation and play
A dog
There's a dog in the
With a bad
a sign of the nation's decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't a vacation
As the people rush by dressed in
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!