Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-pa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone village man
motion run
Tender police walker
Precious birthday
Swamp bull nail
done done
Hot sweaty stood in the sunthen -
stone swamp man (is doing a)
slow runhere comes the policeman:
tender police walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious birthday -
night (the man)
bull nail (the dog - the claw)
kill the
walker done
Me and
We couldn't few-a
It all the time
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor jack
Bitter flesh
pimple chin-slime
Evil rash
Me and
Spastic hound
dreadlock skullcap
We're to your town
We'll help you down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN IMPROVISED Monologue and
Spoken by Trey [with asides by
Once upon a time Far far away here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of this
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, hound named Harpua.
Harpua the outskirts of the town every day and he'd walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua walked the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole part of the town
lived a young boy all alone in a suburban neighborhood
and day he'd sit in his room
and sit on his little couch SMOKE POT!]...
he'd sit on his couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd down next to him and
he'd pet his favorite [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet every day while he to his stereo
[while sitting on the
he'd pet his furry [thing on the his furry...
And he looked and he said
"I to pet you, my little furry...
thing I ...
I love you so that I decided to name you
this name that I love and so I you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
why when I first got you and
I knew how much I you...
I that I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
your is...
I DECIDED THAT NAME WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I THINK NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the next to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking down the street and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new of town that he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And he got there he was walking along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog from the of the story...
and looked at each other...
filled the air...
there was to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry drop of fall onto the floor...
Nutbag coiled his body into a deadly arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the gone...Dad [Mike]:
Jimmy...
Jimmy
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: What might be...Dad?
D: It's your cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would
CAT DIED!
Poster is is deadPoster's SO dead
How about a I don't want a goldfish
How a goldFISH? I don't...want a goldfish
How about A goldfish? I want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an mutation
And it needs lubrication day
There's a dog in the
Contemplating
As a of recreation and play
A dog
There's a dog in the
With a bad
a sign of the nation's decay
But the dog in the
need a vacation
As the rush by dressed in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!