Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone swamp man
motion run
Tender police walker
Precious fudge
night bull nail
Walker done
Hot sweaty bulldog in the sunthen -
stone village swamp man (is a)
motion runhere comes the policeman:
tender poke walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious birthday -
swamp (the man)
bull nail (the dog - the claw)
kill the
walker done
Me and
We couldn't care
It happens all the
We Okimo
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor stone
toothless flesh
Shabby pimple
Evil rash
Me and
Spastic hound
Oozing skullcap
coming to your town
We'll you party down
(Chorus 2x)
- This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN IMPROVISED and Dialogues*
Spoken by [with asides by Fishman]:
Once upon a time Far far away here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the of this town
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly named Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and he'd walk looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
walked toward the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole different of the town
there lived a young boy all alone in a neighborhood
and every day sit in his room
and sit on his little couch [AND POT!]...
sit on his little couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd look down to him and
he'd pet his little [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet day while he listened to his stereo
[while sitting on the
he'd pet his furry on the couch] his furry...
And he looked down and he
"I love to pet you, my furry...
that I ...
I love you so that I decided to name you
name that I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
why I named you...
that's why when I got you and
I how much I loved you...
I decided that I'd you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
name is...
I DECIDED THAT YOUR WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I YOUR NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the next to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked down the street and he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town that never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog from the of the story...
and they at each other...
tension the air...
was going to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
Poster Nutbag coiled his into a deadly arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the storm's gone...Dad
Jimmy...
[Fish]:
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I have bad news...
J: What that be...Dad?
D: about your cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would
CAT DIED!
Poster is deadPoster is SO dead
How about a goldfish? I want a goldfish
How about a goldFISH? I don't...want a
How about A goldfish? I want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an mutation
And it needs lubrication day
There's a dog in the
Contemplating
As a form of recreation and
A dog
a dog in the station
With a bad
It's a sign of the decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't need a
As the rush by dressed in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!