Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-pa
Fat sweaty
in the sun
Stone swamp man
Slow run
poke police walker
Precious fudge
Swamp bull nail
Walker done
Hot bulldog stood in the sunthen -
village swamp man (is doing a)
slow motion runhere the policeman:
tender poke police the dog and the man see as:
precious fudgethen -
night (the man)
bull nail (the dog - the claw)
kill the
done done
Me and
We care few-a
It all the time
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor jack
toothless flesh
Shabby chin-slime
Evil rash
Me and
Spastic dead-eyed
Oozing skullcap
We're coming to town
We'll you party down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN IMPROVISED and Dialogues*
Spoken by [with asides by Fishman]:
Once upon a time Far far from here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of this
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly hound Harpua.
Harpua the outskirts of the town every day and he'd walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua walked the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole different of the town
there lived a young boy all alone in a neighborhood
and day he'd sit in his room
and sit on his little couch SMOKE POT!]...
he'd sit on his couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd down next to him and
he'd pet his favorite [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet every day while he to his stereo
sitting on the couch]
he'd pet his furry on the couch] his furry...
And he down and he said
"I love to pet you, my furry...
that I ...
I love you so much that I decided to you
name that I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
that's why when I got you and
I knew how I loved you...
I that I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
name is...
I THAT YOUR NAME WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
GOING TO BE CALLED...
I THINK NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the couch to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently the street and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
a new part of town that he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking and suddenly he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog the beginning of the story...
and they at each other...
tension the air...
was going to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva onto the floor...
Poster coiled his body into a deadly arch...
the was about to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the gone...Dad [Mike]:
Jimmy...
Jimmy
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I have bad news...
J: What that be...Dad?
D: about your cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would
CAT DIED!
Poster is deadPoster is SO dead
How about a goldfish? I want a goldfish
How a goldFISH? I don't...want a goldfish
How about A goldfish? I want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an mutation
And it needs lubrication day
a dog in the station
Contemplating
As a of recreation and play
A dog
a dog in the station
With a bad
It's a sign of the nation's
But the dog in the
Doesn't a vacation
As the rush by dressed in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!