Half a Woman

They called him Great Scott
Because he was great
They called her Great Susan
'Cause she was his date

She climbed in a box
He cut her in two
And when he was through
She was just half a woman

And he'd tie her up
Set her on fire
He'd douse her with oil
The crowd would go wild

She was always alright
At the end of the night
But somehow she felt
Like just half a woman

The show went the same way
Year after year
He'd wave his magic wand
And she'd disappear

One day she asked
How did this come to be?
Somewhere there must be
More to me

And one day she left
She climbed through the stage
Into the trap door
Under the lion's cage

And after a spell
He said what the hell
It was just as well
She was just half a woman