Ok, we're on the air live from Lake Merit in Oakland, have exclusive coverage of Gutfest '89 I'm Ted Casey, and we're gonna go down live now with Bill Thompson Bill's on the scene, and he's gonna tell us what's on. Bill? Thanks, Ted Yeah, you can hear, they're just a ball and a hell of a time down at Gutfest this year Uh, you can behind me now, that's uh, I think they're called Blue Death Just one of ten, ten bands that are playing down at Gutfest this year I think of the other bands playing will be The Who, The Clash, uh, Digital There's rumor's that EPMD might come out and play at Gutfest this year Other people in the are Herbie Hancock, Chick Miles is part of tomorrow's jazz line-up and tonight they're doing rock and There's supposed to be more, uhh music The Who later on tonight and then Thursday's show is gonna close Digital Underground is gonna close the show. So, hey, I'm outta here, I'm gonna go some more food, some more music...
How's it going, guys, you come to Gutfest every year, or what? Oh yeah, Gutfest is the thing to happen to California since 1968 So, uh, where are you guys San Diego..]
Gutfest, It's a show, not like you've ever seen In the park, from noon after dark. There will be blondes, and also of bronze, And girls who come from contries 'round the world Now, you will see a big of ladies in a cage, naked, and they're showing off their curves and sexy ways. So pack a bag, and come on down, if you can the time. We just would like to say to Gutfest '89.
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The festival is on the lake, the up the block. clean, they've got good rates and they've got lots of rooms in stock. Tell them you're here for Gutfest, get ten bucks off per night. Bring camera and your condoms, 'cause we're going to do this right. More girls then you have ever seen are on right now, Girls with that go va-voom and booties that go pow! Black girls, girls, candy stripe girls, girls with lots of back fat, It's safe to say more guts then you can shake a stick at. I trooped in, now let the begin, It seems like sin, my head's to spin, Thinkin' what I'm to clock, all stops are being yanked out, I'm knockin' out the box, every chance I get, Because I and waited, to make this trip. Yeah, one big stupid nest, And I'm'a get mine at Gutfest.
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You'll see tourists and you'll meet from all around the world. At last year's fest I kicked it a real cute Chinese girl. Sometimes the shows at night, or in the afternoon, Some come up and give you skull right in your hotel room. Most nice girls do not give good brain, for it's a racket. Some guys leave Gutfest out of and go home with a packet.
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I got plan, see, and it involves whipped cream, bananas, One girl stands me, the other in front... Well, I tried this stunt before, but I'll tell you what, We'll bust the cherries, then sprinkle some nuts on top, Then we'll do the splits. Now have we got? G-f-G-f-G-f-G-f crazy
Heavy, slim, big, large, girls with of gook, Cover girls and model types, girls got the look A red bone with good muscle tone, a young delight, brown girl who is down, more game then Icy Mike, Young butterfly, petal, mahogany devine, A thick bitch with big legs, it's '89. Ah yeah, Gutfest, Gutfest, Gutfest
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