Ok, we're on the air live from Merit in Oakland, California We'll have exclusive of Gutfest '89 I'm Ted Casey, and we're gonna go down live right now with Thompson Bill's on the scene, and he's gonna tell us going on. Bill? Thanks, Ted Yeah, you can hear, they're just having a ball and a hell of a down here at Gutfest this Uh, you can hear behind me now, that's uh, I think they're Blue Death one of ten, ten bands that are playing down here at Gutfest this year I think of the other bands playing will be The Who, The Clash, uh, Digital There's rumor's that EPMD might out and play here at Gutfest this year Other people in the are Herbie Hancock, Chick Miles Davis is part of jazz line-up and they're doing rock and blues There's supposed to be more, uhh music The Who later on tonight and then Thursday's show is gonna close with Underground is gonna the show. So, hey, I'm outta here, I'm gonna go have more food, some more good music...
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Gutfest, a show, not like you've ever seen befo' In the park, from noon 'til dark. There be blondes, and also girls of bronze, And girls who come from contries 'round the world Now, you will see a big of ladies in a cage, Butt naked, and showing off their curves and sexy ways. So pack a bag, and on down, if you can find the time. We just would like to say welcome to '89.
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The festival is on the lake, the up the block. It's clean, they've got good rates and they've got of rooms in stock. Tell them you're for Gutfest, you'll get ten bucks off per night. Bring camera and your condoms, 'cause we're going to do this right. More girls you have ever seen are on display right now, Girls with breasts go va-voom and booties that go pow! girls, white girls, candy stripe girls, girls with lots of back fat, It's safe to say more healthy then you can shake a stick at. I trooped in, now let the begin, It like sin, my head's startin' to spin, Thinkin' what I'm to clock, all stops are being yanked out, I'm knockin' stank out the box, chance I get, I waited and waited, to make this trip. Yeah, one big stupid nest, And get mine at this Gutfest.
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You'll see and you'll meet people from all around the world. At last fest I kicked it with a real cute Chinese girl. Sometimes the shows at night, or in the afternoon, Some guts up and give you skull right in your hotel room. Most girls do not give good brain, for others it's a racket. Some guys leave out of luck and go home with a packet.
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