In the fantasy sequence "Growltiger's Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, playing the Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared feline sea and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end battling a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who travelled on a In fact he was the roughest cat ever roamed at large From Gravesend up to he pursued his evil aims Rejoicing in his of the "Terror of the Thames"
His and appearance did not calculate to please His coat was torn and seedy, it was baggy at the One ear was somewhat missing, no need to you why And he upon a hostile world from one forbidding eye
The cottagers of Rotherhithe knew of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, people shuddered at his They would the hen house, lock up the silly goose When the ran along the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak that fluttered from its cage Woe to the Pekinese, that faced Growltiger's rage Woe the bristly bandicoot that lurks on foreign And woe to any cat whom Growltiger came to grips
But to cats of foreign race his hatred had been vowed To cats of foreign name and race, no quarter was The Persian and the Siamese regarded him with Because it was a Siamese had mauled his ear
Now on a peaceful summer night all seemed at play The tender moon was bright, the barge at Molsey lay All in the balmy it lay rocking on the tide And Growltiger was to show his sentimental side
In the forepeak of the vessel, stood alone
Concentrating his attention on the lady And his raffish crew sleeping in their barrels and their bunks As the Siamese came in their sampans and their junks
Growltiger had no eye or ear for but Griddlebone And the lady seemed enraptured by my baritone Disposed to relaxation and awaiting no But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand bright eyes
And closer still and closer the sampans 'round And yet from all the enemy was not heard a sound The foe was armed with toasting forks and carving knives And the lovers sang their last duet in danger of lives
Oh, how I remember the old Bull and Bush we used to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, anything happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was very
A very house, from basement to garret A nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the named Billy M'Caw, brought all those folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a night, we was all feeling bright, And LaRose, the barmaid that was, She'd say "Billy! Billy M'Caw! give us, give us a dance on the bar." And Billy would dance on the bar, and Billy would on the bar.
And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer. Lily, she was a girl what had in her head; She wouldn't nothick, no not that much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd settle it with the toe of her boot Or as as not put her fist through your eye. But when we was and just a bit dry, Or we was thirsty, and just a bit sad, She would rap on the bar that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your pastoral flute!" And strike up on his pastoral flute, And strike up on his pastoral flute. And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your moley guitar!" strike up on his moley guitar, And Billy'd strike up on his guitar. And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis the signal to his fierce Mongolian hordes Abandoning sampans, the chinks they swarmed aboard Abandoning their sampans, pullaways, their junks They battened down the hatches on the within their bunks
Griddlebone she gave a screech for she was badly skeered I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly She probably escaped with ease I'm sure she was not But a serried ring of flashing Growltiger did surround
The foe pressed forward in stubborn rank on rank Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to walk the He who a victims had driven to that drop At the end of all his was forced to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh was joy in Wapping when the news flew through the land At Maidenhead and Henley was dancing on the Strand Rats were roasted whole in Brentford and Dock And a day of was commanded in Bangkok!
These modern productions are all very But there's nothing to equal from what I tell That moment of when I made history