In the sequence "Growltiger's Last Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, playing the pirate Growltiger. In sequence, Growltiger, a feared feline sea and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after battling a of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who travelled on a In fact he was the roughest cat that ever at large From Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his evil in his title of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and appearance did not to please His coat was and seedy, it was baggy at the knees One ear was somewhat missing, no to tell you why And he scowled upon a world from one forbidding eye
The cottagers of Rotherhithe knew something of his At Hammersmith and Putney, people at his name They fortify the hen house, lock up the silly goose When the rumor ran along the shore: on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary that fluttered its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that faced rage Woe the bristly bandicoot that on foreign ships And woe to any cat with whom Growltiger came to
But most to cats of foreign race his hatred had been To of foreign name and race, no quarter was allowed The Persian and the Siamese him with fear Because it was a had mauled his missing ear
Now on a peaceful summer night all seemed at play The moon was shining bright, the barge at Molsey lay All in the balmy moonlight it lay on the tide And was disposed to show his sentimental side
In the forepeak of the vessel, Growltiger alone
his attention on the lady Griddlebone And his raffish crew were in their barrels and their bunks As the Siamese came in their sampans and their junks
had no eye or ear for aught but Griddlebone And the lady seemed enraptured by my manly Disposed to and awaiting no surprise But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand bright eyes
And closer still and the sampans circled 'round And yet from all the there was not heard a sound The foe was armed with toasting forks and carving knives And the lovers sang their last duet in danger of lives
Oh, how well I the old Bull and Bush Where we to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, when anything happened, it with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was polite;
A very nice house, from basement to A very house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot named M'Caw, That brought all folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a Sattaday night, we was all bright, And Lily LaRose, the that was, She'd say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us, give us a dance on the bar." And Billy would on the bar, and Billy would dance on the bar.
And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer. Lily, she was a girl had brains in her head; She wouldn't nothick, no not that much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd settle it with the toe of her boot Or as likely as not put her through your eye. But when we was happy and a bit dry, Or when we was thirsty, and a bit sad, She rap on the bar with that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! give us a tune on your pastoral flute!" And Billy'd strike up on his flute, And Billy'd strike up on his flute. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on moley guitar!" strike up on his moley guitar, And strike up on his moley guitar. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the to his fierce Mongolian hordes their sampans, the chinks they swarmed aboard Abandoning sampans, their pullaways, their junks They battened down the hatches on the crew within their
Then Griddlebone she gave a screech for she was skeered I am sorry to it, but she quickly disappeared She probably escaped with ease I'm sure she was not But a serried ring of flashing steel Growltiger did
The ruthless foe pressed forward in rank on rank Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to drop At the end of all his crimes was to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in Wapping when the news flew through the At Maidenhead and Henley there was dancing on the Rats roasted whole in Brentford and Victoria Dock And a day of was commanded in Bangkok!
These modern productions are all very But there's to equal from what I hear tell That moment of mystery when I history