In the fantasy sequence "Growltiger's Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, playing the pirate Growltiger. In sequence, Growltiger, a feline sea captain and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end battling a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who travelled on a In fact he was the roughest cat that ever roamed at From Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his evil in his title of the "Terror of the Thames"
His and appearance did not calculate to please His coat was torn and seedy, it was baggy at the One ear was somewhat missing, no need to you why And he scowled upon a hostile world one forbidding eye
The of Rotherhithe knew something of his fame At and Putney, people shuddered at his name would fortify the hen house, lock up the silly goose When the rumor ran the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the canary that fluttered from its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that faced Growltiger's Woe the bristly bandicoot that on foreign ships And woe to any cat whom Growltiger came to grips
But most to cats of foreign race his had been vowed To cats of foreign name and race, no was allowed The Persian and the Siamese him with fear Because it was a Siamese had mauled his ear
Now on a peaceful summer night all seemed at play The tender was shining bright, the barge at Molsey lay All in the balmy it lay rocking on the tide And Growltiger was disposed to his sentimental side
In the forepeak of the vessel, Growltiger alone
Concentrating his on the lady Griddlebone And his raffish crew were sleeping in barrels and their bunks As the came creeping in their sampans and their junks
Growltiger had no eye or ear for aught but And the lady seemed enraptured by my baritone Disposed to and awaiting no surprise But the shone reflected from a thousand bright blue eyes
And closer still and closer the sampans circled And yet from all the enemy there was not a sound The foe was armed toasting forks and cruel carving knives And the lovers sang their last duet in danger of lives
Oh, how well I remember the old Bull and Where we to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, when happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was polite;
A very nice house, basement to garret A nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot named M'Caw, That brought all folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a Sattaday night, we was all bright, And Lily LaRose, the barmaid was, say "Billy! Billy M'Caw! Come give us, Come us a dance on the bar." And Billy dance on the bar, and Billy would dance on the bar.
And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And would make us all order more beer. Lily, she was a girl had brains in her head; She wouldn't have nothick, no not much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, settle it offhand with the toe of her boot Or as as not put her fist through your eye. But when we was happy and a bit dry, Or we was thirsty, and just a bit sad, She rap on the bar with that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on pastoral flute!" And Billy'd strike up on his flute, And Billy'd strike up on his flute. And then we'd feel balmy, in eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! give us a tune on your moley guitar!" Billy'd up on his moley guitar, And Billy'd strike up on his guitar. And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then gave the signal to his fierce Mongolian hordes Abandoning their sampans, the they swarmed aboard Abandoning their sampans, pullaways, their junks They battened down the on the crew within their bunks
Then Griddlebone she gave a screech for she was skeered I am to admit it, but she quickly disappeared She probably with ease I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of flashing steel Growltiger did
The ruthless foe pressed forward in stubborn on rank Growltiger to his vast surprise was to walk the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to that At the end of all his was forced to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in Wapping when the news flew through the At Maidenhead and Henley there was dancing on the Rats roasted whole in Brentford and Victoria Dock And a day of celebration was in Bangkok!
These modern are all very well But there's nothing to equal what I hear tell That moment of mystery when I made