In the fantasy "Growltiger's Last Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, playing the Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared feline sea and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who on a barge In fact he was the roughest cat that roamed at large From Gravesend up to Oxford he his evil aims Rejoicing in his of the "Terror of the Thames"
His and appearance did not calculate to please His coat was and seedy, it was baggy at the knees One ear was missing, no need to tell you why And he upon a hostile world from one forbidding eye
The of Rotherhithe knew something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, people shuddered at his They would the hen house, lock up the silly goose When the rumor ran the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary that from its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that faced rage Woe the bristly that lurks on foreign ships And woe to any cat with whom Growltiger came to
But to cats of foreign race his hatred had been vowed To of foreign name and race, no quarter was allowed The Persian and the Siamese regarded him fear Because it was a Siamese had mauled his ear
Now on a peaceful summer night all nature seemed at The tender moon was shining bright, the barge at lay All in the balmy moonlight it lay on the tide And Growltiger was disposed to show his side
In the of the vessel, Growltiger stood alone
Concentrating his on the lady Griddlebone And his raffish were sleeping in their barrels and their bunks As the Siamese came creeping in their sampans and their
Growltiger had no eye or ear for but Griddlebone And the lady enraptured by my manly baritone to relaxation and awaiting no surprise But the moonlight shone reflected from a bright blue eyes
And closer still and closer the sampans 'round And yet from all the enemy there was not heard a The foe was armed toasting forks and cruel carving knives And the lovers sang their last duet in danger of lives
Oh, how well I remember the old and Bush we used to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, anything happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was polite;
A nice house, from basement to garret A nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot Billy M'Caw, That all those folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a Sattaday night, we was all bright, And LaRose, the barmaid that was, She'd say "Billy! Billy M'Caw! give us, Come give us a on the bar." And Billy would on the bar, and Billy would dance on the bar.
And then we'd feel balmy, in eye a tear, And emotion would us all order more beer. Lily, she was a girl had brains in her head; She have nothick, no not that much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, settle it offhand with the toe of her boot Or as likely as not put her through your eye. But when we was and just a bit dry, Or we was thirsty, and just a bit sad, She would rap on the bar with that she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your pastoral flute!" And Billy'd strike up on his flute, And Billy'd strike up on his flute. And then we'd feel balmy, in eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your moley guitar!" Billy'd up on his moley guitar, And Billy'd up on his moley guitar. And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the signal to his fierce hordes Abandoning their sampans, the chinks they aboard their sampans, their pullaways, their junks They battened down the hatches on the within their bunks
Then Griddlebone she gave a screech for she was skeered I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly She escaped with ease I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of steel Growltiger did surround
The ruthless foe pressed forward in stubborn rank on Growltiger to his vast surprise was to walk the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to that At the end of all his was forced to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in Wapping when the news flew the land At Maidenhead and Henley was dancing on the Strand Rats were roasted in Brentford and Victoria Dock And a day of celebration was in Bangkok!
These modern productions are all very But there's nothing to equal from I hear tell That moment of when I made history