In the fantasy sequence "Growltiger's Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feline sea captain and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an end after battling a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a cat who travelled on a barge In fact he was the roughest cat that ever at large Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his evil aims Rejoicing in his of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and did not calculate to please His coat was torn and seedy, it was at the knees One ear was somewhat missing, no need to you why And he scowled upon a hostile world one forbidding eye
The of Rotherhithe knew something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, shuddered at his name They would fortify the hen house, lock up the silly When the rumor ran the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary that from its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that faced rage Woe the bristly bandicoot that lurks on ships And woe to any cat whom Growltiger came to grips
But most to cats of foreign race his hatred had been To cats of foreign and race, no quarter was allowed The Persian and the Siamese regarded him with Because it was a Siamese had mauled his ear
Now on a peaceful night all nature seemed at play The tender moon was shining bright, the at Molsey lay All in the balmy moonlight it lay rocking on the And was disposed to show his sentimental side
In the forepeak of the vessel, Growltiger stood
Concentrating his attention on the lady And his raffish crew were sleeping in barrels and their bunks As the Siamese came creeping in their sampans and junks
Growltiger had no eye or ear for but Griddlebone And the lady enraptured by my manly baritone Disposed to relaxation and no surprise But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand bright eyes
And closer still and closer the circled 'round And yet from all the enemy there was not a sound The foe was armed with forks and cruel carving knives And the lovers sang their last duet in danger of their
Oh, how well I remember the old and Bush we used to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, when happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was polite;
A very nice house, from to garret A very house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the named Billy M'Caw, That all those folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a Sattaday night, we was all bright, And Lily LaRose, the that was, She'd say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us, Come give us a on the bar." And Billy would dance on the bar, and would dance on the bar.
And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer. Lily, she was a girl what had in her head; She have nothick, no not that much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd settle it with the toe of her boot Or as likely as not put her fist through eye. But when we was and just a bit dry, Or when we was thirsty, and a bit sad, She would rap on the bar that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your pastoral flute!" And strike up on his pastoral flute, And strike up on his pastoral flute. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your guitar!" Billy'd up on his moley guitar, And Billy'd strike up on his guitar. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the signal to his fierce Mongolian Abandoning their sampans, the they swarmed aboard Abandoning their sampans, their pullaways, their They battened the hatches on the crew within their bunks
Then Griddlebone she gave a for she was badly skeered I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly She escaped with ease I'm sure she was not drowned But a ring of flashing steel Growltiger did surround
The ruthless foe pressed forward in stubborn on rank to his vast surprise was forced to walk the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to drop At the end of all his crimes was to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in Wapping when the news flew through the At Maidenhead and there was dancing on the Strand Rats were roasted whole in Brentford and Victoria And a day of was commanded in Bangkok!
These modern are all very well But there's nothing to equal from what I tell That moment of mystery when I history