In the fantasy "Growltiger's Last Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, playing the Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feline sea captain and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who travelled on a In fact he was the roughest cat that ever at large From up to Oxford he pursued his evil aims Rejoicing in his of the "Terror of the Thames"
His and appearance did not calculate to please His coat was torn and seedy, it was at the knees One ear was missing, no need to tell you why And he scowled upon a world from one forbidding eye
The cottagers of knew something of his fame At and Putney, people shuddered at his name They would fortify the hen house, lock up the goose When the rumor ran along the shore: on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary that fluttered its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that Growltiger's rage Woe the bristly bandicoot that on foreign ships And woe to any cat with whom came to grips
But most to cats of race his hatred had been vowed To cats of foreign name and race, no was allowed The Persian and the Siamese him with fear Because it was a had mauled his missing ear
Now on a peaceful summer night all nature seemed at The tender moon was shining bright, the at Molsey lay All in the moonlight it lay rocking on the tide And Growltiger was disposed to show his sentimental
In the of the vessel, Growltiger stood alone
Concentrating his attention on the lady And his raffish crew were sleeping in their and their bunks As the came creeping in their sampans and their junks
had no eye or ear for aught but Griddlebone And the lady seemed enraptured by my baritone Disposed to and awaiting no surprise But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand bright eyes
And closer still and closer the circled 'round And yet from all the enemy there was not heard a The foe was armed toasting forks and cruel carving knives And the lovers sang their last duet in danger of lives
Oh, how well I remember the old and Bush Where we used to go of a Sattaday night, Where, when anything happened, it came a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was polite;
A very house, from basement to garret A very house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot named M'Caw, That brought all folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a night, we was all feeling bright, And Lily LaRose, the that was, She'd say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us, give us a dance on the bar." And Billy would dance on the bar, and Billy would on the bar.
And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer. Lily, she was a girl had brains in her head; She have nothick, no not that much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd it offhand with the toe of her boot Or as as not put her fist through your eye. But when we was and just a bit dry, Or when we was thirsty, and a bit sad, She rap on the bar with that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your pastoral flute!" And strike up on his pastoral flute, And Billy'd strike up on his flute. And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your moley guitar!" strike up on his moley guitar, And strike up on his moley guitar. And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis the signal to his fierce Mongolian hordes Abandoning their sampans, the chinks they swarmed Abandoning their sampans, pullaways, their junks They battened down the hatches on the within their bunks
Then Griddlebone she gave a screech for she was skeered I am to admit it, but she quickly disappeared She probably escaped with ease I'm sure she was not But a ring of flashing steel Growltiger did surround
The ruthless foe pressed forward in rank on rank Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to that At the end of all his crimes was to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in Wapping when the news through the land At Maidenhead and Henley there was on the Strand Rats were roasted in Brentford and Victoria Dock And a day of was commanded in Bangkok!
These productions are all very well But there's to equal from what I hear tell That moment of mystery I made history