In the fantasy sequence "Growltiger's Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, playing the Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feline sea captain and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end battling a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who on a barge In fact he was the roughest cat that ever at large Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his evil aims Rejoicing in his of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and appearance did not to please His coat was and seedy, it was baggy at the knees One ear was missing, no need to tell you why And he scowled upon a hostile from one forbidding eye
The cottagers of knew something of his fame At and Putney, people shuddered at his name would fortify the hen house, lock up the silly goose When the rumor ran along the shore: on the loose!
Woe to the canary that fluttered from its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, faced Growltiger's rage Woe the bristly that lurks on foreign ships And woe to any cat with whom Growltiger came to
But most to of foreign race his hatred had been vowed To cats of foreign and race, no quarter was allowed The Persian and the Siamese regarded him with it was a Siamese had mauled his missing ear
Now on a summer night all nature seemed at play The moon was shining bright, the barge at Molsey lay All in the moonlight it lay rocking on the tide And Growltiger was disposed to show his side
In the of the vessel, Growltiger stood alone
his attention on the lady Griddlebone And his raffish crew were sleeping in barrels and their bunks As the Siamese came creeping in their sampans and junks
Growltiger had no eye or ear for aught but And the lady enraptured by my manly baritone Disposed to and awaiting no surprise But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand bright eyes
And closer still and closer the sampans circled And yet from all the enemy was not heard a sound The foe was armed with toasting forks and cruel carving And the lovers sang their last in danger of their lives
Oh, how I remember the old Bull and Bush we used to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, when anything happened, it came a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was very
A very nice house, from to garret A nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot Billy M'Caw, That brought all folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a night, we was all feeling bright, And Lily LaRose, the that was, She'd say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us, give us a dance on the bar." And Billy would dance on the bar, and Billy dance on the bar.
And then we'd feel balmy, in eye a tear, And would make us all order more beer. Lily, she was a girl had brains in her head; She wouldn't have nothick, no not that said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, settle it offhand with the toe of her boot Or as likely as not put her fist your eye. But we was happy and just a bit dry, Or when we was thirsty, and a bit sad, She would rap on the bar with corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on pastoral flute!" And strike up on his pastoral flute, And Billy'd strike up on his flute. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your moley guitar!" Billy'd strike up on his guitar, And strike up on his moley guitar. And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And would make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the signal to his fierce Mongolian Abandoning their sampans, the chinks they swarmed Abandoning their sampans, their pullaways, junks They battened down the hatches on the crew within bunks
Then Griddlebone she a screech for she was badly skeered I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly She probably escaped with ease I'm she was not drowned But a serried ring of flashing steel Growltiger did
The ruthless foe pressed in stubborn rank on rank Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to drop At the end of all his crimes was to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in Wapping the news flew through the land At Maidenhead and there was dancing on the Strand Rats roasted whole in Brentford and Victoria Dock And a day of celebration was in Bangkok!
These modern productions are all well But nothing to equal from what I hear tell That moment of mystery I made history