In the fantasy "Growltiger's Last Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feline sea captain and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a cat who travelled on a barge In fact he was the cat that ever roamed at large From up to Oxford he pursued his evil aims in his title of the "Terror of the Thames"
His and appearance did not calculate to please His coat was torn and seedy, it was baggy at the One ear was somewhat missing, no need to you why And he scowled upon a hostile from one forbidding eye
The cottagers of Rotherhithe something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, shuddered at his name They would fortify the hen house, lock up the goose the rumor ran along the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary that fluttered its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that faced rage Woe the bristly that lurks on foreign ships And woe to any cat with whom came to grips
But most to of foreign race his hatred had been vowed To cats of foreign name and race, no was allowed The Persian and the Siamese him with fear it was a Siamese had mauled his missing ear
Now on a summer night all nature seemed at play The tender moon was shining bright, the at Molsey lay All in the balmy it lay rocking on the tide And Growltiger was disposed to his sentimental side
In the forepeak of the vessel, Growltiger alone
Concentrating his attention on the Griddlebone And his raffish crew were sleeping in their and their bunks As the Siamese came in their sampans and their junks
had no eye or ear for aught but Griddlebone And the lady seemed enraptured by my baritone Disposed to relaxation and awaiting no But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand blue eyes
And closer and closer the sampans circled 'round And yet from all the enemy there was not heard a The foe was with toasting forks and cruel carving knives And the lovers sang last duet in danger of their lives
Oh, how well I remember the old Bull and we used to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, when happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was polite;
A nice house, from basement to garret A very house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot Billy M'Caw, That all those folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a Sattaday night, we was all bright, And Lily LaRose, the barmaid was, say "Billy! Billy M'Caw! Come give us, Come us a dance on the bar." And Billy would dance on the bar, and would dance on the bar.
And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would us all order more beer. Lily, she was a girl what had brains in her She have nothick, no not that much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd settle it offhand the toe of her boot Or as likely as not put her through your eye. But we was happy and just a bit dry, Or we was thirsty, and just a bit sad, She rap on the bar with that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your pastoral flute!" And Billy'd up on his pastoral flute, And strike up on his pastoral flute. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And would make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your moley guitar!" Billy'd up on his moley guitar, And strike up on his moley guitar. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! give us a tune on your moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the to his fierce Mongolian hordes Abandoning sampans, the chinks they swarmed aboard Abandoning their sampans, pullaways, their junks battened down the hatches on the crew within their bunks
Then Griddlebone she gave a screech for she was skeered I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly She probably with ease I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of steel Growltiger did surround
The ruthless foe pressed in stubborn rank on rank Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to walk the He who a victims had driven to that drop At the end of all his was forced to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in when the news flew through the land At Maidenhead and Henley there was dancing on the Rats were roasted whole in and Victoria Dock And a day of celebration was in Bangkok!
These modern productions are all well But nothing to equal from what I hear tell That moment of mystery when I history