In the fantasy "Growltiger's Last Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared feline sea and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after battling a crew of sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who on a barge In fact he was the cat that ever roamed at large Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his evil aims Rejoicing in his of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and appearance did not to please His coat was torn and seedy, it was at the knees One ear was missing, no need to tell you why And he scowled a hostile world from one forbidding eye
The cottagers of Rotherhithe something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, people at his name They fortify the hen house, lock up the silly goose When the rumor ran along the Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary that fluttered its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that Growltiger's rage Woe the bristly bandicoot lurks on foreign ships And woe to any cat with Growltiger came to grips
But most to cats of foreign race his hatred had vowed To cats of foreign name and race, no quarter was The and the Siamese regarded him with fear it was a Siamese had mauled his missing ear
Now on a peaceful summer all nature seemed at play The moon was shining bright, the barge at Molsey lay All in the moonlight it lay rocking on the tide And Growltiger was to show his sentimental side
In the of the vessel, Growltiger stood alone
Concentrating his on the lady Griddlebone And his raffish were sleeping in their barrels and their bunks As the Siamese came creeping in their and their junks
Growltiger had no eye or ear for aught but And the lady seemed enraptured by my manly to relaxation and awaiting no surprise But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand bright eyes
And closer and closer the sampans circled 'round And yet from all the enemy there was not a sound The foe was armed toasting forks and cruel carving knives And the lovers sang their last duet in danger of lives
Oh, how well I remember the old Bull and we used to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, when happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was polite;
A very nice house, basement to garret A nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot named M'Caw, That all those folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a night, we was all feeling bright, And Lily LaRose, the that was, She'd say "Billy! Billy M'Caw! Come us, give us a dance on the bar." And Billy would dance on the bar, and would dance on the bar.
And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer. Lily, she was a girl what had in her head; She wouldn't have nothick, no not that said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd settle it offhand with the toe of her Or as likely as not put her fist your eye. But when we was happy and a bit dry, Or we was thirsty, and just a bit sad, She rap on the bar with that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! give us a tune on your pastoral flute!" And Billy'd strike up on his flute, And Billy'd strike up on his flute. And then we'd feel balmy, in eye a tear, And emotion would us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your moley guitar!" Billy'd strike up on his guitar, And Billy'd up on his moley guitar. And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the signal to his Mongolian hordes Abandoning their sampans, the chinks they swarmed Abandoning their sampans, their pullaways, their They down the hatches on the crew within their bunks
Griddlebone she gave a screech for she was badly skeered I am to admit it, but she quickly disappeared She probably with ease I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of flashing Growltiger did surround
The ruthless foe pressed forward in rank on rank to his vast surprise was forced to walk the plank He who a victims had driven to that drop At the end of all his crimes was to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh was joy in Wapping when the news flew through the land At Maidenhead and Henley there was on the Strand were roasted whole in Brentford and Victoria Dock And a day of was commanded in Bangkok!
These modern are all very well But there's to equal from what I hear tell moment of mystery when I made history