In the fantasy sequence "Growltiger's Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feline sea captain and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end battling a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who travelled on a In fact he was the roughest cat ever roamed at large From Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his evil in his title of the "Terror of the Thames"
His and appearance did not calculate to please His coat was torn and seedy, it was baggy at the One ear was somewhat missing, no need to you why And he scowled a hostile world from one forbidding eye
The cottagers of Rotherhithe something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, shuddered at his name They would fortify the hen house, up the silly goose When the rumor ran along the Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak that fluttered from its cage Woe to the Pekinese, that faced Growltiger's rage Woe the bristly bandicoot that lurks on ships And woe to any cat whom Growltiger came to grips
But most to of foreign race his hatred had been vowed To cats of name and race, no quarter was allowed The Persian and the regarded him with fear Because it was a Siamese had his missing ear
Now on a summer night all nature seemed at play The tender moon was shining bright, the at Molsey lay All in the balmy it lay rocking on the tide And Growltiger was disposed to show his sentimental
In the forepeak of the vessel, Growltiger stood
Concentrating his attention on the lady And his raffish crew were sleeping in their barrels and bunks As the came creeping in their sampans and their junks
had no eye or ear for aught but Griddlebone And the lady seemed enraptured by my baritone to relaxation and awaiting no surprise But the moonlight shone reflected from a bright blue eyes
And closer still and closer the sampans 'round And yet all the enemy there was not heard a sound The foe was armed with toasting forks and cruel carving And the lovers their last duet in danger of their lives
Oh, how well I remember the old Bull and Where we used to go down of a night, Where, anything happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was polite;
A nice house, from basement to garret A very house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the named Billy M'Caw, That brought all those to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a night, we was all feeling bright, And LaRose, the barmaid that was, She'd say "Billy! Billy M'Caw! Come us, give us a dance on the bar." And would dance on the bar, and Billy would dance on the bar.
And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer. Lily, she was a girl what had in her head; She wouldn't nothick, no not that much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd it offhand with the toe of her boot Or as likely as not put her fist through eye. But when we was happy and a bit dry, Or we was thirsty, and just a bit sad, She would rap on the bar with that she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! give us a tune on your pastoral flute!" And strike up on his pastoral flute, And Billy'd up on his pastoral flute. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And would make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your guitar!" Billy'd strike up on his guitar, And Billy'd strike up on his guitar. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the to his fierce Mongolian hordes Abandoning their sampans, the chinks they swarmed Abandoning sampans, their pullaways, their junks They battened down the hatches on the crew within their
Then Griddlebone she gave a screech for she was badly I am sorry to it, but she quickly disappeared She escaped with ease I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of steel Growltiger did surround
The ruthless foe forward in stubborn rank on rank Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to drop At the end of all his crimes was forced to go kerflip,
Oh there was joy in Wapping when the flew through the land At Maidenhead and Henley there was dancing on the Rats were roasted whole in Brentford and Dock And a day of celebration was in Bangkok!
These modern productions are all well But there's nothing to equal what I hear tell That moment of mystery I made history