In the sequence "Growltiger's Last Stand," Gus relives one triumph, playing the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared feline sea and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after battling a crew of sailors.
Growltiger was a cat who travelled on a barge In fact he was the roughest cat that ever at large From Gravesend up to he pursued his evil aims Rejoicing in his of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and did not calculate to please His coat was torn and seedy, it was baggy at the One ear was somewhat missing, no need to you why And he scowled upon a hostile world one forbidding eye
The cottagers of Rotherhithe something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, shuddered at his name They fortify the hen house, lock up the silly goose When the rumor ran the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary fluttered from its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that faced Growltiger's Woe the bandicoot that lurks on foreign ships And woe to any cat with whom Growltiger came to
But most to cats of race his hatred had been vowed To cats of name and race, no quarter was allowed The Persian and the regarded him with fear Because it was a Siamese had his missing ear
Now on a summer night all nature seemed at play The tender moon was shining bright, the at Molsey lay All in the moonlight it lay rocking on the tide And was disposed to show his sentimental side
In the forepeak of the vessel, Growltiger stood
Concentrating his on the lady Griddlebone And his raffish crew were sleeping in barrels and their bunks As the Siamese came creeping in their and their junks
Growltiger had no eye or ear for aught but And the seemed enraptured by my manly baritone Disposed to and awaiting no surprise But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand blue eyes
And still and closer the sampans circled 'round And yet from all the enemy there was not a sound The foe was armed with toasting and cruel carving knives And the sang their last duet in danger of their lives
Oh, how well I the old Bull and Bush Where we used to go of a Sattaday night, Where, when happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was very
A very nice house, from basement to A nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the named Billy M'Caw, That brought all those to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a Sattaday night, we was all bright, And LaRose, the barmaid that was, She'd say "Billy! Billy M'Caw! Come us, Come us a dance on the bar." And would dance on the bar, and Billy would dance on the bar.
And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And would make us all order more beer. Lily, she was a girl what had brains in her She wouldn't nothick, no not that much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, settle it offhand with the toe of her boot Or as likely as not put her fist your eye. But we was happy and just a bit dry, Or we was thirsty, and just a bit sad, She would rap on the bar with corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your flute!" And Billy'd up on his pastoral flute, And Billy'd up on his pastoral flute. And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your guitar!" Billy'd up on his moley guitar, And strike up on his moley guitar. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the to his fierce Mongolian hordes Abandoning their sampans, the chinks they swarmed Abandoning their sampans, their pullaways, their They battened down the hatches on the crew within bunks
Then Griddlebone she gave a screech for she was skeered I am sorry to it, but she quickly disappeared She probably escaped ease I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of flashing steel did surround
The ruthless foe pressed forward in rank on rank Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to drop At the end of all his was forced to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in Wapping when the flew through the land At Maidenhead and Henley there was dancing on the Rats roasted whole in Brentford and Victoria Dock And a day of celebration was in Bangkok!
These modern productions are all well But there's nothing to equal what I hear tell That moment of mystery when I made