In the sequence "Growltiger's Last Stand," Gus relives one triumph, playing the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared feline sea and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who on a barge In he was the roughest cat that ever roamed at large From Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his evil Rejoicing in his of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and appearance did not to please His was torn and seedy, it was baggy at the knees One ear was somewhat missing, no need to you why And he scowled upon a hostile world from one eye
The cottagers of Rotherhithe knew of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, people at his name They would fortify the hen house, up the silly goose When the rumor ran the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak that fluttered from its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, faced Growltiger's rage Woe the bandicoot that lurks on foreign ships And woe to any cat with whom came to grips
But most to of foreign race his hatred had been vowed To cats of foreign name and race, no quarter was The Persian and the Siamese regarded him fear Because it was a Siamese had his missing ear
Now on a peaceful night all nature seemed at play The tender moon was shining bright, the at Molsey lay All in the balmy moonlight it lay on the tide And was disposed to show his sentimental side
In the forepeak of the vessel, stood alone
his attention on the lady Griddlebone And his raffish crew were sleeping in their and their bunks As the Siamese creeping in their sampans and their junks
Growltiger had no eye or ear for aught but And the lady seemed by my manly baritone Disposed to relaxation and no surprise But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand bright blue
And closer and closer the sampans circled 'round And yet from all the there was not heard a sound The foe was armed with toasting forks and cruel carving And the lovers sang their last duet in danger of their
Oh, how well I remember the old and Bush we used to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, when anything happened, it with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was polite;
A very nice house, basement to garret A nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot named M'Caw, brought all those folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a night, we was all feeling bright, And LaRose, the barmaid that was, say "Billy! Billy M'Caw! Come give us, Come give us a on the bar." And Billy would on the bar, and Billy would dance on the bar.
And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer. Lily, she was a girl what had brains in her She wouldn't have nothick, no not much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd settle it offhand the toe of her boot Or as as not put her fist through your eye. But when we was happy and a bit dry, Or we was thirsty, and just a bit sad, She would rap on the bar that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your flute!" And Billy'd strike up on his flute, And Billy'd strike up on his flute. And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your moley guitar!" Billy'd strike up on his guitar, And Billy'd up on his moley guitar. And then we'd feel balmy, in eye a tear, And emotion would us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the signal to his Mongolian hordes Abandoning sampans, the chinks they swarmed aboard Abandoning their sampans, their pullaways, and They battened down the hatches on the within their bunks
Then Griddlebone she a screech for she was badly skeered I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly She probably with ease I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of flashing Growltiger did surround
The foe pressed forward in stubborn rank on rank Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to drop At the end of all his was forced to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh was joy in Wapping when the news flew through the land At Maidenhead and Henley was dancing on the Strand Rats were roasted whole in Brentford and Dock And a day of celebration was in Bangkok!
These modern productions are all very But there's nothing to equal from what I tell That moment of mystery I made history