In the fantasy "Growltiger's Last Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, playing the Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared feline sea and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an end after battling a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who on a barge In he was the roughest cat that ever roamed at large From up to Oxford he pursued his evil aims in his title of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and did not calculate to please His coat was torn and seedy, it was baggy at the One ear was somewhat missing, no to tell you why And he scowled upon a hostile from one forbidding eye
The cottagers of knew something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, people shuddered at his They would fortify the hen house, lock up the silly When the rumor ran along the shore: on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary that fluttered from its Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that faced rage Woe the bandicoot that lurks on foreign ships And woe to any cat with whom Growltiger to grips
But most to cats of foreign race his hatred had vowed To cats of foreign and race, no quarter was allowed The Persian and the Siamese regarded him with Because it was a Siamese had his missing ear
Now on a peaceful summer night all seemed at play The tender moon was bright, the barge at Molsey lay All in the balmy moonlight it lay on the tide And Growltiger was disposed to show his side
In the forepeak of the vessel, stood alone
Concentrating his on the lady Griddlebone And his raffish crew were in their barrels and their bunks As the Siamese came creeping in their sampans and junks
had no eye or ear for aught but Griddlebone And the lady seemed enraptured by my baritone Disposed to and awaiting no surprise But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand blue eyes
And still and closer the sampans circled 'round And yet from all the enemy there was not a sound The foe was armed with toasting and cruel carving knives And the sang their last duet in danger of their lives
Oh, how well I the old Bull and Bush we used to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, when happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was polite;
A nice house, from basement to garret A nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot Billy M'Caw, brought all those folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a Sattaday night, we was all bright, And LaRose, the barmaid that was, She'd say "Billy! Billy M'Caw! Come us, Come us a dance on the bar." And Billy would dance on the bar, and Billy would on the bar.
And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer. Lily, she was a girl what had in her head; She wouldn't have nothick, no not that said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd settle it with the toe of her boot Or as likely as not put her fist through eye. But we was happy and just a bit dry, Or when we was thirsty, and a bit sad, She rap on the bar with that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! give us a tune on your pastoral flute!" And Billy'd strike up on his flute, And Billy'd strike up on his flute. And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your guitar!" Billy'd up on his moley guitar, And strike up on his moley guitar. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the signal to his fierce hordes Abandoning their sampans, the chinks swarmed aboard Abandoning their sampans, pullaways, and junks They battened down the on the crew within their bunks
Then Griddlebone she a screech for she was badly skeered I am to admit it, but she quickly disappeared She probably escaped with ease I'm sure she was not But a serried of flashing steel Growltiger did surround
The ruthless foe pressed in stubborn rank on rank Growltiger to his vast was forced to walk the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to that At the end of all his crimes was to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in Wapping when the flew through the land At Maidenhead and Henley there was on the Strand Rats were roasted whole in Brentford and Victoria And a day of was commanded in Bangkok!
These productions are all very well But there's nothing to equal from what I hear That moment of mystery I made history