In the fantasy "Growltiger's Last Stand," Gus relives one triumph, playing the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared sea captain and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after battling a of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who on a barge In he was the roughest cat that ever roamed at large From Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his evil Rejoicing in his of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and did not calculate to please His coat was and seedy, it was baggy at the knees One ear was somewhat missing, no to tell you why And he upon a hostile world from one forbidding eye
The cottagers of Rotherhithe something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, shuddered at his name They fortify the hen house, lock up the silly goose the rumor ran along the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary that from its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that faced rage Woe the bristly bandicoot that on foreign ships And woe to any cat with Growltiger came to grips
But most to cats of foreign race his hatred had been To cats of foreign and race, no quarter was allowed The Persian and the regarded him with fear Because it was a Siamese had mauled his ear
Now on a summer night all nature seemed at play The tender was shining bright, the barge at Molsey lay All in the balmy it lay rocking on the tide And Growltiger was disposed to show his sentimental
In the forepeak of the vessel, Growltiger alone
Concentrating his attention on the lady And his raffish crew were sleeping in their barrels and their As the Siamese came in their sampans and their junks
had no eye or ear for aught but Griddlebone And the seemed enraptured by my manly baritone to relaxation and awaiting no surprise But the shone reflected from a thousand bright blue eyes
And closer still and closer the sampans 'round And yet all the enemy there was not heard a sound The foe was with toasting forks and cruel carving knives And the lovers sang their last duet in danger of lives
Oh, how well I remember the old Bull and Where we to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, anything happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was very
A very house, from basement to garret A very house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot Billy M'Caw, brought all those folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a Sattaday night, we was all bright, And Lily LaRose, the that was, She'd say "Billy! Billy M'Caw! Come us, Come give us a on the bar." And Billy dance on the bar, and Billy would dance on the bar.
And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer. Lily, she was a what had brains in her head; She have nothick, no not that much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, settle it offhand with the toe of her boot Or as likely as not put her fist your eye. But when we was happy and a bit dry, Or we was thirsty, and just a bit sad, She would rap on the bar with corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your flute!" And strike up on his pastoral flute, And Billy'd strike up on his flute. And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! give us a tune on your moley guitar!" Billy'd up on his moley guitar, And Billy'd up on his moley guitar. And then we'd feel balmy, in eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the signal to his fierce Mongolian Abandoning their sampans, the chinks swarmed aboard Abandoning their sampans, pullaways, and junks They battened down the on the crew within their bunks
Griddlebone she gave a screech for she was badly skeered I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly She probably escaped ease I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of flashing steel Growltiger did
The ruthless foe forward in stubborn rank on rank Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to walk the He who a hundred victims had driven to that At the end of all his crimes was to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in Wapping when the news flew through the At Maidenhead and Henley there was dancing on the Rats were roasted in Brentford and Victoria Dock And a day of was commanded in Bangkok!
These modern productions are all very But there's nothing to from what I hear tell That moment of mystery when I made