In the fantasy sequence "Growltiger's Stand," Gus relives one triumph, playing the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared feline sea and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after battling a of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who on a barge In he was the roughest cat that ever roamed at large From up to Oxford he pursued his evil aims in his title of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and appearance did not calculate to His was torn and seedy, it was baggy at the knees One ear was somewhat missing, no need to you why And he scowled upon a hostile world one forbidding eye
The cottagers of Rotherhithe something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, people at his name would fortify the hen house, lock up the silly goose When the ran along the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the canary that fluttered from its cage Woe to the pampered Pekinese, faced Growltiger's rage Woe the bristly bandicoot that on foreign ships And woe to any cat with Growltiger came to grips
But most to cats of race his hatred had been vowed To cats of foreign name and race, no quarter was The and the Siamese regarded him with fear it was a Siamese had mauled his missing ear
Now on a peaceful summer night all seemed at play The tender moon was shining bright, the barge at lay All in the moonlight it lay rocking on the tide And was disposed to show his sentimental side
In the forepeak of the vessel, Growltiger alone
Concentrating his attention on the Griddlebone And his raffish crew were sleeping in their barrels and their As the Siamese came creeping in their sampans and junks
Growltiger had no eye or ear for but Griddlebone And the lady seemed enraptured by my manly Disposed to and awaiting no surprise But the moonlight reflected from a thousand bright blue eyes
And closer and closer the sampans circled 'round And yet all the enemy there was not heard a sound The foe was armed with forks and cruel carving knives And the lovers sang their last duet in danger of their
Oh, how well I the old Bull and Bush Where we used to go down of a night, Where, when happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was polite;
A very nice house, from to garret A very house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot named M'Caw, brought all those folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a Sattaday night, we was all bright, And LaRose, the barmaid that was, She'd say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us, give us a dance on the bar." And Billy would dance on the bar, and would dance on the bar.
And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer. Lily, she was a what had brains in her head; She wouldn't have nothick, no not much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd settle it offhand with the toe of her Or as likely as not put her fist your eye. But when we was happy and a bit dry, Or we was thirsty, and just a bit sad, She would rap on the bar that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your flute!" And Billy'd strike up on his flute, And Billy'd up on his pastoral flute. And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your moley guitar!" strike up on his moley guitar, And strike up on his moley guitar. And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the signal to his Mongolian hordes Abandoning their sampans, the chinks they swarmed Abandoning their sampans, their pullaways, and They battened the hatches on the crew within their bunks
Then Griddlebone she gave a for she was badly skeered I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly She probably escaped with I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of flashing steel did surround
The ruthless foe pressed forward in stubborn rank on Growltiger to his vast surprise was to walk the plank He who a victims had driven to that drop At the end of all his was forced to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in Wapping when the news flew the land At Maidenhead and Henley there was on the Strand Rats were roasted whole in and Victoria Dock And a day of celebration was in Bangkok!
These modern productions are all very But there's nothing to equal from what I tell That moment of when I made history