In the sequence "Growltiger's Last Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared sea captain and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after a crew of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a cat who travelled on a barge In fact he was the roughest cat that roamed at large Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his evil aims Rejoicing in his of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and did not calculate to please His coat was torn and seedy, it was baggy at the One ear was somewhat missing, no to tell you why And he scowled upon a world from one forbidding eye
The cottagers of Rotherhithe something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, people shuddered at his They would fortify the hen house, lock up the silly When the ran along the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary that fluttered from its Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that faced rage Woe the bristly bandicoot that lurks on foreign And woe to any cat whom Growltiger came to grips
But to cats of foreign race his hatred had been vowed To cats of foreign name and race, no quarter was The Persian and the Siamese regarded him with it was a Siamese had mauled his missing ear
Now on a peaceful summer night all seemed at play The tender moon was shining bright, the at Molsey lay All in the balmy it lay rocking on the tide And Growltiger was disposed to show his sentimental
In the forepeak of the vessel, Growltiger alone
his attention on the lady Griddlebone And his raffish crew were sleeping in their barrels and bunks As the Siamese came in their sampans and their junks
Growltiger had no eye or ear for aught but And the lady seemed enraptured by my baritone to relaxation and awaiting no surprise But the moonlight shone reflected from a bright blue eyes
And closer still and closer the sampans circled And yet from all the enemy there was not heard a The foe was with toasting forks and cruel carving knives And the lovers sang their duet in danger of their lives
Oh, how well I remember the old and Bush Where we used to go of a Sattaday night, Where, anything happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was very
A nice house, from basement to garret A nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot Billy M'Caw, That all those folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a night, we was all feeling bright, And Lily LaRose, the that was, She'd say "Billy! Billy M'Caw! give us, Come give us a on the bar." And Billy dance on the bar, and Billy would dance on the bar.
And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer. Lily, she was a girl what had in her head; She wouldn't nothick, no not that much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, settle it offhand with the toe of her boot Or as likely as not put her fist through eye. But when we was and just a bit dry, Or when we was thirsty, and a bit sad, She rap on the bar with that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your flute!" And strike up on his pastoral flute, And strike up on his pastoral flute. And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your guitar!" strike up on his moley guitar, And Billy'd up on his moley guitar. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all order beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a on your moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the signal to his fierce hordes Abandoning their sampans, the chinks they swarmed Abandoning sampans, their pullaways, and junks battened down the hatches on the crew within their bunks
Then Griddlebone she gave a for she was badly skeered I am sorry to admit it, but she disappeared She probably escaped with ease I'm she was not drowned But a ring of flashing steel Growltiger did surround
The ruthless foe pressed forward in rank on rank Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to walk the He who a hundred victims had driven to that At the end of all his was forced to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in Wapping the news flew through the land At Maidenhead and Henley was dancing on the Strand Rats were roasted whole in Brentford and Victoria And a day of was commanded in Bangkok!
These modern productions are all well But there's nothing to equal what I hear tell That of mystery when I made history