In the fantasy sequence "Growltiger's Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared sea captain and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after battling a of Siamese sailors.
Growltiger was a bravo cat who travelled on a In fact he was the roughest cat ever roamed at large From Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his aims Rejoicing in his of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and appearance did not calculate to His coat was torn and seedy, it was baggy at the One ear was somewhat missing, no to tell you why And he scowled upon a hostile world one forbidding eye
The cottagers of knew something of his fame At Hammersmith and Putney, shuddered at his name They would fortify the hen house, up the silly goose When the rumor ran the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak that fluttered from its cage Woe to the Pekinese, that faced Growltiger's rage Woe the bristly bandicoot that on foreign ships And woe to any cat whom Growltiger came to grips
But most to cats of foreign race his had been vowed To of foreign name and race, no quarter was allowed The Persian and the Siamese regarded him fear Because it was a Siamese had his missing ear
Now on a peaceful night all nature seemed at play The tender moon was shining bright, the at Molsey lay All in the moonlight it lay rocking on the tide And Growltiger was to show his sentimental side
In the forepeak of the vessel, Growltiger alone
Concentrating his attention on the Griddlebone And his crew were sleeping in their barrels and their bunks As the Siamese came creeping in sampans and their junks
Growltiger had no eye or ear for aught but And the seemed enraptured by my manly baritone Disposed to relaxation and awaiting no But the moonlight shone reflected from a thousand bright blue
And closer still and closer the sampans 'round And yet from all the there was not heard a sound The foe was armed with forks and cruel carving knives And the lovers sang last duet in danger of their lives
Oh, how well I the old Bull and Bush Where we to go down of a Sattaday night, Where, when happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was polite;
A very house, from basement to garret A very house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot Billy M'Caw, That brought all those to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a night, we was all feeling bright, And Lily LaRose, the barmaid was, say "Billy! Billy M'Caw! Come give us, Come us a dance on the bar." And Billy would dance on the bar, and Billy dance on the bar.
And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer. Lily, she was a girl what had brains in her She wouldn't have nothick, no not much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd settle it offhand the toe of her boot Or as likely as not put her fist your eye. But when we was happy and a bit dry, Or when we was thirsty, and a bit sad, She would rap on the bar that corkscrew she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your pastoral flute!" And strike up on his pastoral flute, And Billy'd up on his pastoral flute. And we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And would make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your guitar!" Billy'd up on his moley guitar, And Billy'd strike up on his guitar. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And would make us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come give us a tune on your guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the to his fierce Mongolian hordes Abandoning their sampans, the chinks swarmed aboard Abandoning their sampans, their pullaways, and They battened down the hatches on the crew within bunks
Then she gave a screech for she was badly skeered I am to admit it, but she quickly disappeared She probably escaped ease I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of flashing steel did surround
The ruthless foe forward in stubborn rank on rank Growltiger to his vast was forced to walk the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to drop At the end of all his crimes was to go kerflip, kerflop
Oh there was joy in Wapping when the flew through the land At Maidenhead and Henley there was on the Strand Rats were whole in Brentford and Victoria Dock And a day of was commanded in Bangkok!
These modern productions are all very But there's nothing to from what I hear tell That moment of when I made history