In the fantasy sequence "Growltiger's Stand," Gus relives one such triumph, the pirate Growltiger. In this sequence, Growltiger, a feared sea captain and his amour, Griddlebone, meet an untimely end after battling a crew of sailors.
Growltiger was a cat who travelled on a barge In fact he was the roughest cat that roamed at large From Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his evil in his title of the "Terror of the Thames"
His manners and appearance did not calculate to His coat was and seedy, it was baggy at the knees One ear was somewhat missing, no to tell you why And he scowled upon a world from one forbidding eye
The cottagers of Rotherhithe something of his fame At and Putney, people shuddered at his name They fortify the hen house, lock up the silly goose When the rumor ran the shore: Growltiger's on the loose!
Woe to the weak canary that from its cage Woe to the Pekinese, that faced Growltiger's rage Woe the bristly bandicoot that lurks on ships And woe to any cat with whom Growltiger came to
But to cats of foreign race his hatred had been vowed To cats of foreign name and race, no quarter was The Persian and the Siamese regarded him fear Because it was a Siamese had mauled his ear
Now on a peaceful summer night all seemed at play The tender moon was bright, the barge at Molsey lay All in the moonlight it lay rocking on the tide And Growltiger was disposed to show his side
In the forepeak of the vessel, Growltiger stood
Concentrating his attention on the Griddlebone And his raffish were sleeping in their barrels and their bunks As the Siamese came creeping in their and their junks
had no eye or ear for aught but Griddlebone And the lady enraptured by my manly baritone Disposed to relaxation and awaiting no But the moonlight reflected from a thousand bright blue eyes
And closer still and the sampans circled 'round And yet from all the enemy there was not a sound The foe was armed with toasting forks and carving knives And the sang their last duet in danger of their lives
Oh, how well I remember the old and Bush Where we used to go down of a night, Where, anything happened, it came with a rush, For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was very
A very nice house, from basement to A nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot, The parrot, the parrot named M'Caw, That all those folk to the bar. Ah! He was the of the bar.
Of a Sattaday night, we was all bright, And LaRose, the barmaid that was, She'd say "Billy! M'Caw! Come give us, Come give us a on the bar." And Billy would dance on the bar, and Billy would on the bar.
And then we'd balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer. Lily, she was a girl what had brains in her She wouldn't nothick, no not that much said.
If it to an argument, or a dispute, She'd settle it with the toe of her boot Or as likely as not put her fist your eye. But we was happy and just a bit dry, Or when we was thirsty, and a bit sad, She would rap on the bar with that she had
And say "Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your pastoral flute!" And Billy'd strike up on his flute, And Billy'd up on his pastoral flute. And then we'd feel balmy, in eye a tear, And emotion would us all order more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your moley guitar!" Billy'd strike up on his guitar, And Billy'd strike up on his guitar. And then feel balmy, in each eye a tear, And emotion would make us all more beer.
"Billy! M'Caw! Come us a tune on your moley guitar!" Ah! He was the of the bar.
Then Genghis gave the signal to his fierce Mongolian their sampans, the chinks they swarmed aboard Abandoning their sampans, pullaways, and junks They battened down the hatches on the crew their bunks
Then Griddlebone she gave a for she was badly skeered I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly She probably escaped with I'm sure she was not drowned But a serried ring of steel Growltiger did surround
The foe pressed forward in stubborn rank on rank to his vast surprise was forced to walk the plank He who a hundred victims had driven to that At the end of all his crimes was forced to go kerflip,
Oh there was joy in Wapping the news flew through the land At Maidenhead and Henley was dancing on the Strand Rats were roasted whole in and Victoria Dock And a day of was commanded in Bangkok!
These modern are all very well But there's nothing to equal from I hear tell That moment of mystery when I history