Hey kids, up if you want to be sick 'Cause your looks like something from a Cronenburg flick Think before you cuss and shout "damn damn damn" Let me tell you a about green eggs and ham. There was a little yellow man Sam-I-Am me! I like you, Sam-I-Am Well, that's fine, that's cool, I But do you like green eggs and I don't green eggs and ham No, I like 'em, Sam-I-Am Would you like them or there? I wouldn't them anywhere I do not like them, Sam-I-Am No, I don't like green and ham Would you like them in a house? Would you them with a mouse? Maybe you can't hear, you got in your ear? No I'm gonna make perfectly clear I would not like in a house, I would not like them with a mouse I not like them here or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere I do not like them, Sam-I-Am, No, not for me, green and ham Would you like them if I served to you in a box Candlelight, wine and a bottle of Yeah, soft lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred Penner on the blaster... Not in a box with a fox or a house a mouse bugging me, you louse! I would not eat them, no, man, I like your green eggs and ham Well, you could you in a car, eat them, don't deny who you are He's gonna like them, gonna see You might like them up in a No, not in a tree, not in a car, you let me be No fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or 'Cause you it, I don't like green eggs and ham I like 'em, Sam-I-Am A train, a train, a train, a train! you, could you in a train Or up in an How 'bout in the dark? We drive and park We could listen to the crickets and the pit bulls No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a 'Cause I don't 'em, Sam, see, Not in a or a shoebox with a house-mouse or a red fox Not here, there, and Didn't even like the with their long, long hair. Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! I'll lay on whoever I want. And buddy me...buddy. Well, you don't green eggs and ham Oh, Mr. Perception, Well I know that you'd 'em if you ate 'em with a goat! I would not not with a goat Well you could you on a boat I not could not on a boat And I will not with a goat I'm not in stuffing face in the rain, on a train, I should you to my friend pain Not in the dark, not up a tree, Not on your fine china Earl Grey Tea No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, husbands and - no spouses! Why you trying to me eat that? I don't like it, I wouldn't it to my cat I already, I don't like them, Sam-I-Am, I do not like green ham! Mr. Cheese! You just think you don't them, so you say And he's beginning to me of Doris Day You say you don't like this and you like that you're starting to sound like a finicky cat Just try them, try them, and you may find you nothing better than Two eggs over easy in the fry-pan And to accompany this taste we have Martian ham - pork from space! Now Sam, if you get out of my I'll try that and all over the place (good!) Nothing makes a crowd more quick Than a big puddle of sick! Say...say...not bad, eggs and ham I I like them, Sam-I-Am And I'd eat them in a boat, with a goat, I'd eat them in the rain in the on a train In a car, up a tree, pretty good, you see So I'd eat in a box with a fox I'd eat in a house and with the house-mouse I'd eat here, I'd eat them there I'd eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom I you're ok, Sam-I-Am Well, I wouldn't let you down, you old man! Hey, we share them, eh, we got enough ..Are you kidding? I eat that stuff!