Luyện nghe bài hát Green Eggs And Ham

Hey kids, up if you want to be sick
'Cause your dinner looks like from a Cronenburg flick
Think twice before you cuss and "damn damn damn"
Let me tell you a story about eggs and ham.
There was a little man called Sam-I-Am
me!
I don't you, Sam-I-Am
Well, fine, that's cool, I understand
But do you like eggs and ham?
I like green eggs and ham
No, I don't like 'em,
Would you like them or there?
I wouldn't like anywhere
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am
No, I don't like eggs and ham
Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a
Maybe you can't hear, you got something in your
No
I'm gonna make this clear
I would not like them in a house, I not like them with a mouse
I would not like them here or there, I like them anywhere
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am,
No, not for me, green and ham
Would you like if I served them to you in a box
Candlelight, wine and a of scotch?
Yeah, some lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred Penner on the
blaster...
Not in a box a fox or a house with a mouse
bugging me, you louse!
I would not eat them, no, man, I don't like your eggs and ham
Well, would you could you in a car, eat them, deny who you are
He's gonna like them, you're see
You might like up in a tree
No, not in a tree, not in a car, you let me be
No fox no box no no mouse, not here, there, or anywhere
'Cause you guessed it, I like green eggs and ham
I don't like 'em,
A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, you in a train
Or up in an
How 'bout in the dark? We could drive and
We listen to the crickets and the pit bulls bark
No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a

'Cause I don't 'em, Sam, see,
Not in a schoolhouse or a shoebox with a or a red fox
Not here, there, and
Didn't like the Beatles with their long, long hair.
Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy!
I'll lay on I want. And don't buddy me...buddy.
Well, you don't like green and ham
Oh, Mr. Perception,
Well I that you'd like 'em if you ate 'em with a goat!
I not could not with a goat
would you could you on a boat
I would not could not on a
And I not ever with a goat
I'm not in stuffing face in the rain, on a train, I should
you to my friend pain
Not in the dark, not up a tree,
Not on your china with Earl Grey Tea
No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, and wives - no spouses!
Why you trying to me eat that?
I like it, I wouldn't serve it to my cat
I already, I don't like them, Sam-I-Am,
I do not like green ham!
Mr. Cheese! You just think you like them, so you say
And he's to remind me of Doris Day
You say you don't this and you don't like that
Well starting to sound like a finicky cat
Just try them, try them, and you may find you like nothing better
Two greenish eggs over in the fry-pan
And to accompany this fine taste we have Martian ham - from space!
Now Sam, if you get out of my
try that and puke all over the place (good!)
Nothing makes a disperse more quick
a great big puddle of sick!
Say...say...not bad, eggs and ham
I I like them, Sam-I-Am
And I'd eat them in a boat, with a goat,
I'd eat them in the in the dark on a train
In a car, up a tree, they're good, you see
So I'd eat in a box with a fox
I'd eat them in a house and the house-mouse
I'd eat them here, I'd eat them
I'd eat them in my underwear
I think you're ok,
Well, I wouldn't let you down, you old man!
Hey, we should share them, eh, we got
..Are you I don't eat that stuff!