Luyện nghe bài hát Green Eggs And Ham

Hey kids, up if you want to be sick
'Cause your dinner looks like something a Cronenburg flick
Think twice you cuss and shout "damn damn damn"
Let me you a story about green eggs and ham.
There was a yellow man called Sam-I-Am
me!
I don't like you,
Well, fine, that's cool, I understand
But do you green eggs and ham?
I don't green eggs and ham
No, I don't 'em, Sam-I-Am
Would you them here or there?
I wouldn't them anywhere
'Cause I do not like them,
No, I don't like eggs and ham
Would you like them in a house? you like them with a mouse?
Maybe you hear, you got something in your ear?
No
I'm gonna make this clear
I would not like them in a house, I would not like with a mouse
I would not like here or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am,
No, not for me, eggs and ham
Would you like them if I them to you in a box
Candlelight, and a bottle of scotch?
Yeah, some soft lighting, soft music, some Fred Penner on the
blaster...
Not in a box a fox or a house with a mouse
Stop me, you louse!
I not eat them, no, man, I don't like your green eggs and ham
Well, would you could you in a car, eat them, deny who you are
gonna like them, you're gonna see
You might like up in a tree
No, not in a tree, not in a car, you let me be
No fox no box no no mouse, not here, there, or anywhere
'Cause you it, I don't like green eggs and ham
I like 'em, Sam-I-Am
A train, a train, a train, a train! you, could you in a train
Or up in an
How 'bout in the dark? We could and park
We could to the crickets and the pit bulls bark
No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a

'Cause I like 'em, Sam, see,
Not in a or a shoebox with a house-mouse or a red fox
Not here, there, and
Didn't even like the Beatles with long, long hair.
Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy!
I'll lay on whoever I want. And buddy me...buddy.
Well, you don't like eggs and ham
Oh, Mr. Perception,
Well I know you'd like 'em if you ate 'em with a goat!
I would not could not with a
would you could you on a boat
I would not could not on a
And I not ever with a goat
I'm not interested in face in the rain, on a train, I should
introduce you to my friend
Not in the dark, not up a tree,
Not on your fine china with Grey Tea
No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, husbands and - no spouses!
Why you trying to me eat that?
I don't it, I wouldn't serve it to my cat
I said already, I don't them, Sam-I-Am,
I do not like green ham!
Mr. Cheese! You just think you like them, so you say
And he's beginning to me of Doris Day
You say you don't like this and you don't like
Well you're starting to sound a finicky cat
try them, try them, and you may find you like nothing better than
Two greenish over easy in the fry-pan
And to accompany this fine we have Martian ham - pork from space!
Now Sam, if you get out of my
try that and puke all over the place (good!)
Nothing makes a crowd disperse quick
a great big puddle of sick!
Say...say...not bad, eggs and ham
I I like them, Sam-I-Am
And I'd eat them in a boat, with a goat,
I'd eat them in the rain in the dark on a
In a car, up a tree, pretty good, you see
So I'd eat them in a box a fox
I'd eat them in a house and with the
I'd eat here, I'd eat them there
I'd eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom
I think you're ok,
Well, I wouldn't let you down, you old man!
Hey, we should them, eh, we got enough
..Are you kidding? I eat that stuff!