Hey kids, listen up if you want to be 'Cause your dinner looks something from a Cronenburg flick Think twice before you cuss and "damn damn damn" Let me tell you a story green eggs and ham. was a little yellow man called Sam-I-Am me! I like you, Sam-I-Am Well, that's fine, that's cool, I But do you like eggs and ham? I don't like green and ham No, I don't like 'em, Would you like them here or I like them anywhere 'Cause I do not like them, No, I don't like green and ham Would you like them in a house? you like them with a mouse? Maybe you hear, you got something in your ear? No I'm make this perfectly clear I would not like them in a house, I would not like them with a I would not like them here or there, I wouldn't like them 'Cause I do not them, Sam-I-Am, No, not for me, eggs and ham you like them if I served them to you in a box Candlelight, and a bottle of scotch? Yeah, some soft lighting, music, maybe some Fred Penner on the blaster... Not in a box with a fox or a house a mouse bugging me, you louse! I would not eat them, no, man, I don't like your green and ham Well, you could you in a car, eat them, don't deny who you are He's gonna them, you're gonna see You might like up in a tree No, not in a tree, not in a car, you let me be No fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or 'Cause you guessed it, I don't like green and ham I like 'em, Sam-I-Am A train, a train, a train, a train! you, could you in a train Or up in an How in the dark? We could drive and park We listen to the crickets and the pit bulls bark No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a 'Cause I like 'em, Sam, see, Not in a schoolhouse or a shoebox with a or a red fox Not here, there, and Didn't even the Beatles with their long, long hair. Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! I'll lay on whoever I want. And don't me...buddy. Well, you don't like green and ham Oh, Mr. Perception, Well I know that like 'em if you ate 'em with a goat! I not could not with a goat Well would you could you on a I would not not on a boat And I will not with a goat I'm not interested in stuffing face in the rain, on a train, I introduce you to my friend Not in the dark, not up a tree, Not on your fine china with Grey Tea No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, and wives - no spouses! Why you to make me eat that? I don't like it, I wouldn't it to my cat I already, I don't like them, Sam-I-Am, I do not green eggs ham! Mr. Cheese! You think you don't like them, so you say And he's to remind me of Doris Day You say you don't like this and you like that Well you're starting to like a finicky cat Just try them, try them, and you may find you like nothing better Two eggs over easy in the fry-pan And to accompany fine taste we have Martian ham - pork from space! Now Sam, if you get out of my I'll try that and all over the place (good!) Nothing makes a crowd disperse quick Than a great big of sick! Say...say...not bad, eggs and ham I believe I like them, And I'd eat them in a boat, with a goat, I'd eat in the rain in the dark on a train In a car, up a tree, they're good, you see So I'd eat in a box with a fox I'd eat them in a house and with the I'd eat them here, I'd eat them I'd eat in my Fruit-of-the-Loom underwear I think ok, Sam-I-Am Well, I wouldn't let you down, you old man! Hey, we should share them, eh, we got ..Are you I don't eat that stuff!