Hey kids, listen up if you to be sick 'Cause your dinner like something from a Cronenburg flick Think twice before you cuss and shout "damn damn" Let me tell you a story green eggs and ham. There was a little man called Sam-I-Am me! I don't you, Sam-I-Am Well, that's fine, cool, I understand But do you green eggs and ham? I don't green eggs and ham No, I like 'em, Sam-I-Am you like them here or there? I wouldn't them anywhere 'Cause I do not like them, No, I don't like eggs and ham Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a you can't hear, you got something in your ear? No I'm gonna this perfectly clear I would not like them in a house, I would not them with a mouse I would not them here or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere 'Cause I do not them, Sam-I-Am, No, not for me, green and ham you like them if I served them to you in a box Candlelight, wine and a bottle of Yeah, some soft lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred on the blaster... Not in a box a fox or a house with a mouse bugging me, you louse! I would not eat them, no, man, I don't like your green and ham Well, would you you in a car, eat them, don't deny who you are He's gonna like them, you're see You might like up in a tree No, not in a tree, not in a car, you let me be No fox no box no no mouse, not here, there, or anywhere 'Cause you guessed it, I like green eggs and ham I like 'em, Sam-I-Am A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, could you in a Or up in an How 'bout in the dark? We could drive and We could listen to the crickets and the pit bark No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a 'Cause I like 'em, Sam, see, Not in a schoolhouse or a with a house-mouse or a red fox Not here, there, and Didn't even like the Beatles with their long, hair. Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! I'll lay on whoever I want. And don't me...buddy. Well, you don't like eggs and ham Oh, Mr. Perception, I know that you'd like 'em if you ate 'em with a goat! I would not could not a goat would you could you on a boat I would not not on a boat And I will not with a goat I'm not interested in face in the rain, on a train, I should introduce you to my pain Not in the dark, not up a tree, Not on fine china with Earl Grey Tea No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, and wives - no spouses! Why you trying to me eat that? I don't like it, I wouldn't it to my cat I said already, I don't them, Sam-I-Am, I do not like eggs ham! Mr. Cheese! You think you don't like them, so you say And he's to remind me of Doris Day You say you don't like this and you don't like Well you're to sound like a finicky cat Just try them, try them, and you may you like nothing better than Two eggs over easy in the fry-pan And to accompany this fine taste we have Martian ham - from space! Now Sam, if you get out of my I'll try that and all over the place (good!) Nothing makes a crowd disperse quick Than a big puddle of sick! Say...say...not bad, green and ham I I like them, Sam-I-Am And I'd eat them in a boat, with a goat, I'd eat them in the in the dark on a train In a car, up a tree, they're good, you see So I'd eat in a box with a fox I'd eat them in a house and with the I'd eat them here, I'd eat there I'd eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom I you're ok, Sam-I-Am Well, I let you down, you stubborn old man! Hey, we share them, eh, we got enough ..Are you kidding? I don't eat stuff!