Hey kids, listen up if you want to be 'Cause your dinner looks like something from a Cronenburg Think twice before you and shout "damn damn damn" Let me tell you a story about green and ham. There was a yellow man called Sam-I-Am me! I like you, Sam-I-Am Well, that's fine, cool, I understand But do you green eggs and ham? I don't like eggs and ham No, I don't 'em, Sam-I-Am Would you like them here or I wouldn't like them 'Cause I do not them, Sam-I-Am No, I don't like eggs and ham Would you like them in a Would you like them with a mouse? Maybe you can't hear, you got in your ear? No I'm make this perfectly clear I would not like them in a house, I would not like them a mouse I would not like them here or there, I wouldn't like them 'Cause I do not them, Sam-I-Am, No, not for me, eggs and ham Would you like if I served them to you in a box Candlelight, wine and a of scotch? Yeah, some soft lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred on the blaster... Not in a box with a fox or a house with a bugging me, you louse! I not eat them, no, man, I don't like your green eggs and ham Well, would you could you in a car, eat them, deny who you are He's gonna like them, you're see You might like them up in a No, not in a tree, not in a car, you let me be No fox no box no no mouse, not here, there, or anywhere you guessed it, I don't like green eggs and ham I don't like 'em, A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, could you in a Or up in an How 'bout in the We could drive and park We could listen to the crickets and the pit bark No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a 'Cause I like 'em, Sam, see, Not in a schoolhouse or a with a house-mouse or a red fox Not here, there, and Didn't even like the Beatles with long, long hair. Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! I'll lay on whoever I want. And buddy me...buddy. Well, you don't like eggs and ham Oh, Mr. Perception, Well I know that you'd 'em if you ate 'em with a goat! I would not could not a goat would you could you on a boat I would not not on a boat And I will not with a goat I'm not interested in stuffing in the rain, on a train, I should introduce you to my friend Not in the dark, not up a tree, Not on your fine china with Grey Tea No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, and wives - no spouses! Why you to make me eat that? I don't like it, I serve it to my cat I said already, I don't them, Sam-I-Am, I do not green eggs ham! Mr. Cheese! You just think you don't them, so you say And he's beginning to me of Doris Day You say you don't this and you don't like that Well you're starting to sound like a cat Just try them, try them, and you may find you like nothing better Two greenish eggs easy in the fry-pan And to accompany this fine taste we Martian ham - pork from space! Now Sam, if you get out of my I'll try that and all over the place (good!) Nothing makes a crowd more quick a great big puddle of sick! Say...say...not bad, eggs and ham I believe I them, Sam-I-Am And I'd eat in a boat, with a billy goat, I'd eat them in the in the dark on a train In a car, up a tree, pretty good, you see So I'd eat in a box with a fox I'd eat them in a house and the house-mouse I'd eat them here, I'd eat there I'd eat in my Fruit-of-the-Loom underwear I think ok, Sam-I-Am Well, I let you down, you stubborn old man! Hey, we should share them, eh, we got ..Are you kidding? I don't eat stuff!