Luyện nghe bài hát Green Eggs And Ham

Hey kids, up if you want to be sick
'Cause your dinner like something from a Cronenburg flick
Think twice before you cuss and "damn damn damn"
Let me tell you a story about eggs and ham.
There was a little yellow man called
me!
I like you, Sam-I-Am
Well, fine, that's cool, I understand
But do you like eggs and ham?
I don't like eggs and ham
No, I like 'em, Sam-I-Am
Would you like them here or
I wouldn't like them
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am
No, I don't like green and ham
you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
Maybe you hear, you got something in your ear?
No
I'm gonna make perfectly clear
I not like them in a house, I would not like them with a mouse
I would not like them or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere
'Cause I do not them, Sam-I-Am,
No, not for me, eggs and ham
you like them if I served them to you in a box
Candlelight, and a bottle of scotch?
Yeah, some soft lighting, soft music, maybe Fred Penner on the
blaster...
Not in a box with a fox or a house with a
bugging me, you louse!
I would not eat them, no, man, I like your green eggs and ham
Well, would you you in a car, eat them, don't deny who you are
gonna like them, you're gonna see
You like them up in a tree
No, not in a tree, not in a car, you let me be
No fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or
'Cause you guessed it, I like green eggs and ham
I don't 'em, Sam-I-Am
A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, you in a train
Or up in an
How 'bout in the dark? We could and park
We could listen to the and the pit bulls bark
No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a

'Cause I like 'em, Sam, see,
Not in a schoolhouse or a with a house-mouse or a red fox
Not here, there, and
Didn't even the Beatles with their long, long hair.
Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy!
I'll lay on whoever I want. And don't me...buddy.
Well, you don't like eggs and ham
Oh, Mr. Perception,
Well I that you'd like 'em if you ate 'em with a goat!
I would not not with a goat
Well would you could you on a
I not could not on a boat
And I will not ever with a
I'm not interested in face in the rain, on a train, I should
you to my friend pain
Not in the dark, not up a tree,
Not on your china with Earl Grey Tea
No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, and wives - no spouses!
Why you to make me eat that?
I don't it, I wouldn't serve it to my cat
I already, I don't like them, Sam-I-Am,
I do not like green ham!
Mr. Cheese! You think you don't like them, so you say
And he's beginning to me of Doris Day
You say you like this and you don't like that
Well starting to sound like a finicky cat
Just try them, try them, and you may find you like nothing better
Two greenish eggs over easy in the
And to accompany this fine taste we have Martian ham - from space!
Now Sam, if you get out of my
I'll try and puke all over the place (good!)
Nothing makes a disperse more quick
Than a great big of sick!
Say...say...not bad, eggs and ham
I believe I like them,
And I'd eat in a boat, with a billy goat,
I'd eat them in the in the dark on a train
In a car, up a tree, they're good, you see
So I'd eat them in a box a fox
I'd eat in a house and with the house-mouse
I'd eat them here, I'd eat there
I'd eat in my Fruit-of-the-Loom underwear
I think ok, Sam-I-Am
Well, I let you down, you stubborn old man!
Hey, we share them, eh, we got enough
..Are you kidding? I don't eat stuff!