Hey kids, up if you want to be sick 'Cause your looks like something from a Cronenburg flick Think twice you cuss and shout "damn damn damn" Let me tell you a about green eggs and ham. was a little yellow man called Sam-I-Am me! I like you, Sam-I-Am Well, that's fine, that's cool, I But do you like green and ham? I don't like eggs and ham No, I don't like 'em, Would you like here or there? I wouldn't them anywhere 'Cause I do not them, Sam-I-Am No, I don't like green and ham Would you like them in a house? Would you like them a mouse? you can't hear, you got something in your ear? No I'm gonna make this perfectly I would not like them in a house, I would not them with a mouse I would not like here or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere 'Cause I do not them, Sam-I-Am, No, not for me, eggs and ham Would you like them if I them to you in a box Candlelight, wine and a of scotch? Yeah, some soft lighting, music, maybe some Fred Penner on the blaster... Not in a box with a fox or a with a mouse Stop me, you louse! I would not eat them, no, man, I don't like green eggs and ham Well, you could you in a car, eat them, don't deny who you are He's gonna like them, gonna see You might like them up in a No, not in a tree, not in a car, you let me be No fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or 'Cause you it, I don't like green eggs and ham I like 'em, Sam-I-Am A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, could you in a Or up in an How 'bout in the dark? We drive and park We could listen to the crickets and the pit bark No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a 'Cause I don't 'em, Sam, see, Not in a schoolhouse or a with a house-mouse or a red fox Not here, there, and Didn't even the Beatles with their long, long hair. Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! lay on whoever I want. And don't buddy me...buddy. Well, you don't green eggs and ham Oh, Mr. Perception, Well I know that you'd 'em if you ate 'em with a goat! I would not could not with a Well would you could you on a I not could not on a boat And I will not ever a goat I'm not interested in stuffing in the rain, on a train, I should introduce you to my pain Not in the dark, not up a tree, Not on your fine china Earl Grey Tea No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, husbands and - no spouses! Why you to make me eat that? I don't like it, I wouldn't it to my cat I said already, I don't them, Sam-I-Am, I do not green eggs ham! Mr. Cheese! You just you don't like them, so you say And he's to remind me of Doris Day You say you don't this and you don't like that Well you're starting to sound like a cat Just try them, try them, and you may find you nothing better than Two eggs over easy in the fry-pan And to accompany this taste we have Martian ham - pork from space! Now Sam, if you get out of my I'll try that and puke all the place (good!) makes a crowd disperse more quick Than a big puddle of sick! Say...say...not bad, green and ham I I like them, Sam-I-Am And I'd eat them in a boat, a billy goat, I'd eat them in the rain in the dark on a In a car, up a tree, pretty good, you see So I'd eat them in a box a fox I'd eat them in a house and the house-mouse I'd eat them here, I'd eat there I'd eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom I think you're ok, Well, I let you down, you stubborn old man! Hey, we share them, eh, we got enough ..Are you kidding? I don't eat stuff!