Luyện nghe bài hát Green Eggs And Ham

Hey kids, up if you want to be sick
'Cause dinner looks like something from a Cronenburg flick
Think before you cuss and shout "damn damn damn"
Let me you a story about green eggs and ham.
There was a little yellow man called
me!
I don't like you,
Well, fine, that's cool, I understand
But do you like green eggs and
I don't green eggs and ham
No, I like 'em, Sam-I-Am
Would you them here or there?
I like them anywhere
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am
No, I don't like eggs and ham
Would you like them in a house? you like them with a mouse?
Maybe you can't hear, you got something in ear?
No
I'm gonna this perfectly clear
I would not them in a house, I would not like them with a mouse
I not like them here or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am,
No, not for me, green and ham
Would you like them if I them to you in a box
Candlelight, wine and a of scotch?
Yeah, some soft lighting, soft music, some Fred Penner on the
blaster...
Not in a box with a fox or a house a mouse
bugging me, you louse!
I would not eat them, no, man, I don't like green eggs and ham
Well, would you could you in a car, eat them, deny who you are
He's gonna them, you're gonna see
You might them up in a tree
No, not in a tree, not in a car, you let me be
No fox no box no no mouse, not here, there, or anywhere
'Cause you guessed it, I don't like green and ham
I like 'em, Sam-I-Am
A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, could you in a
Or up in an
How 'bout in the dark? We could drive and
We could listen to the crickets and the pit bark
No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a

'Cause I don't 'em, Sam, see,
Not in a schoolhouse or a shoebox with a or a red fox
Not here, there, and
Didn't like the Beatles with their long, long hair.
Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy!
I'll lay on whoever I want. And don't me...buddy.
Well, you don't like green and ham
Oh, Mr. Perception,
Well I know that you'd 'em if you ate 'em with a goat!
I not could not with a goat
Well you could you on a boat
I would not could not on a
And I will not ever with a
I'm not in stuffing face in the rain, on a train, I should
introduce you to my pain
Not in the dark, not up a tree,
Not on fine china with Earl Grey Tea
No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, husbands and - no spouses!
Why you to make me eat that?
I don't like it, I wouldn't it to my cat
I said already, I like them, Sam-I-Am,
I do not like eggs ham!
Mr. Cheese! You think you don't like them, so you say
And he's beginning to remind me of Day
You say you don't like this and you don't that
Well you're starting to sound like a cat
Just try them, try them, and you may find you like better than
Two greenish eggs over easy in the
And to this fine taste we have Martian ham - pork from space!
Now Sam, if you get out of my
I'll try and puke all over the place (good!)
makes a crowd disperse more quick
Than a big puddle of sick!
Say...say...not bad, eggs and ham
I believe I like them,
And I'd eat in a boat, with a billy goat,
I'd eat them in the rain in the on a train
In a car, up a tree, they're good, you see
So I'd eat them in a box a fox
I'd eat them in a house and the house-mouse
I'd eat them here, I'd eat them
I'd eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom
I think ok, Sam-I-Am
Well, I wouldn't let you down, you old man!
Hey, we should share them, eh, we got
..Are you kidding? I eat that stuff!