Hey kids, up if you want to be sick 'Cause your dinner like something from a Cronenburg flick Think twice before you cuss and "damn damn damn" Let me you a story about green eggs and ham. was a little yellow man called Sam-I-Am me! I like you, Sam-I-Am Well, fine, that's cool, I understand But do you green eggs and ham? I don't like eggs and ham No, I don't like 'em, Would you like them here or I wouldn't like them I do not like them, Sam-I-Am No, I like green eggs and ham you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? Maybe you hear, you got something in your ear? No I'm gonna make perfectly clear I would not like them in a house, I would not like them a mouse I would not like them or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere I do not like them, Sam-I-Am, No, not for me, eggs and ham Would you like them if I them to you in a box Candlelight, wine and a bottle of Yeah, some lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred Penner on the blaster... Not in a box with a fox or a house a mouse bugging me, you louse! I would not eat them, no, man, I don't your green eggs and ham Well, you could you in a car, eat them, don't deny who you are He's gonna like them, you're see You might like them up in a No, not in a tree, not in a car, you let me be No fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or 'Cause you guessed it, I don't like eggs and ham I don't like 'em, A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, you in a train Or up in an How 'bout in the dark? We could drive and We could to the crickets and the pit bulls bark No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a 'Cause I like 'em, Sam, see, Not in a schoolhouse or a with a house-mouse or a red fox Not here, there, and even like the Beatles with their long, long hair. Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! I'll lay on whoever I want. And don't me...buddy. Well, you don't green eggs and ham Oh, Mr. Perception, Well I that you'd like 'em if you ate 'em with a goat! I would not could not a goat would you could you on a boat I would not not on a boat And I will not with a goat I'm not interested in face in the rain, on a train, I should you to my friend pain Not in the dark, not up a tree, Not on your fine china with Earl Tea No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, and wives - no spouses! Why you trying to make me eat I like it, I wouldn't serve it to my cat I said already, I don't them, Sam-I-Am, I do not like eggs ham! Mr. Cheese! You just you don't like them, so you say And he's beginning to me of Doris Day You say you like this and you don't like that Well starting to sound like a finicky cat Just try them, try them, and you may you like nothing better than Two greenish eggs over easy in the And to accompany this fine taste we have ham - pork from space! Now Sam, if you get out of my try that and puke all over the place (good!) Nothing makes a crowd disperse more Than a great big of sick! Say...say...not bad, eggs and ham I believe I like them, And I'd eat in a boat, with a billy goat, I'd eat them in the rain in the on a train In a car, up a tree, pretty good, you see So I'd eat in a box with a fox I'd eat them in a and with the house-mouse I'd eat them here, I'd eat there I'd eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom I think you're ok, Well, I let you down, you stubborn old man! Hey, we should them, eh, we got enough ..Are you kidding? I don't eat stuff!