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This is the of the first Thanksgiving, once again by my drunk grandpa:

Many years ago...Christopher Columbus and his pilgrim buddies come to on a boat called the Mayflower to live because the English King wouldn't let the Jewish people go.
So Moses, who was a friend of Columbus, rented 3 boats: the Mayflower, the Santa Maria, and the USS Enterprise.
When they landed on America, and indian squaw, named Sacagawea, met them and traded them pelts for beer, and then showed them how to a rabbit.
That night her friends danced around their boobs hanging out and balanced clay pots on their heads.
The head pilgrim then baptized all the Indians to be Christians and they shot and played horseshoes.
It was General Custer's birthday, and Oriental Kings showed up with gifts of myrrh and other crap.
Many pilgrims did not survive the first winter because they didn't have heat because Jimmy who was president of the Pilgrims had an oil embargo.

Sacagawea and her Indian friends burnt turds and heated the camp.
The was thankful.
However it smelled so bad animals outta the forest two by two.
The Lord then made a rainbow appear, to show that he would make turds burn again, and cause a horrible smell.
Sacagawea fell in love with Kemosabe, and they were married on that first Thanksgiving, and lived in a tent wheels. That's right.
All the pilgrims were to be away from the king, and to beat that they all landed right on Thanksgiving day.
Charlton Heston was then president.

My was REALLY drunk.