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This is the story of the first Thanksgiving, once again by my drunk

Many years ago...Christopher Columbus and his pilgrim buddies come to America on a boat called the Mayflower to live because the English King let the Jewish people go.
So Moses, who was a friend of Christopher Columbus, rented 3 the Mayflower, the Santa Maria, and the USS Enterprise.
When they landed on America, and indian squaw, named Sacagawea, met them and them pelts for beer, and then showed them how to de-gut a rabbit.
That night her friends danced around with their boobs hanging out and clay pots on their heads.
The head pilgrim then baptized all the Indians to be Christians and they shot turkeys and horseshoes.
It was General Custer's birthday, and three Oriental Kings showed up with gifts of and other crap.
Many pilgrims did not survive the first winter because they didn't have heat because Jimmy Carter who was of the Pilgrims had an oil embargo.

Sacagawea and her Indian friends burnt turds and heated the camp.
The was thankful.
However it smelled so bad animals come the forest two by two.
The Lord then made a rainbow appear, to show that he would never turds burn again, and cause a horrible smell.
Sacagawea fell in love with Kemosabe, and they were on that first Thanksgiving, and lived in a tent with wheels. That's right.
All the pilgrims were glad to be from the king, and to beat that they all landed right on Thanksgiving day.
Heston was then elected president.

My was REALLY drunk.