Luyện nghe bài hát Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC)
New lyrics by Cledus T. and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Publishing (SESAC)

Grandpa got over by a John Deere
home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve.
Now you can say there's no thing as Santa,
But suing John Deere, I believe...

He'd been old Jack Daniels
And smokin' that weed-
He mixed it his medication
And run off with some named Bernice.

When we him Christmas mornin'
We thought he had a attack.
But he had tar prints on his
And hickies on his neck.
(ON HIS WHAT???)

But all ashamed of Grandpa.
He Grandma's death too well.
Started watchin' movies
And engaging in phone sex Cousin Belle.

It's a better Christmas Grandpa
Last year in church, he the choir.
At first, we it was Alzheimer's,
But back, we realized he was wired.

Yeah, I myself a lawsuit
And awarded me two mil.
You Grandpa didn't leave me nuthin',
But thanks to old John Deere, he got killed.

Funny, all my and neigh-bras
Turned up on the jury,
(laughs) I bribed 'em like Johnny
Did they set O.J. Simpson free.
GUIL-TY!!!

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