Luyện nghe bài hát Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Publishing (SESAC)

Grandpa got runned by a John Deere
Walking home from the Lodge Christmas Eve.
Now you can say there's no thing as Santa,
But after suing Deere, I believe...

He'd been old Jack Daniels
And smokin' wacky weed-
He it with his medication
And run off with some bleach-blonde Bernice.

we found him Christmas mornin'
We he had a heart attack.
But he had tar prints on his
And incriminatin' on his neck.
(ON HIS WHAT???)

But we're all of Grandpa.
He took Grandma's too well.
Started porno movies
And engaging in sex with Cousin Belle.

It's a Christmas without Grandpa
Last in church, he mooned the choir.
At first, we it was Alzheimer's,
But looking back, we he was wired.

Yeah, I myself a lawsuit
And awarded me two mil.
You know Grandpa didn't me nuthin',
But to that old John Deere, he got killed.

Funny, all my and neigh-bras
up on the grand jury,
(laughs) I bribed 'em like Johnny
Did they set O.J. Simpson free.
GUIL-TY!!!

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