Luyện nghe bài hát Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

Parody of Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Publishing (SESAC)

Grandpa got runned over by a John
home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve.
Now you can say there's no such as Santa,
But suing John Deere, I believe...

He'd a-guzzlin' old Jack Daniels
And smokin' wacky weed-
He it with his medication
And run off some bleach-blonde named Bernice.

When we found him Christmas
We thought he had a attack.
But he had tar on his forehead
And hickies on his neck.
(ON HIS WHAT???)

But we're all of Grandpa.
He Grandma's death too well.
Started watchin' porno
And engaging in sex with Cousin Belle.

It's a better Christmas without
Last in church, he mooned the choir.
At first, we it was Alzheimer's,
But looking back, we he was wired.

Yeah, I filed a lawsuit
And awarded me two mil.
You know didn't leave me nuthin',
But to that old John Deere, he got killed.

Funny, all my and neigh-bras
Turned up on the jury,
(laughs) I bribed 'em Johnny Cochran
Did when set O.J. Simpson free.
GUIL-TY!!!

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