Luyện nghe bài hát Gordon's Revenge

Ah so.
The ducks are sitting and I my list now,
Macc Lads stagger in and their all pissed,
The fucking drunk bastards can't take beer,
gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea.
Sea food special with crab,
Two pancake a penis scab,
See you tomorrow and we have pie,
We dog and I think he about to die...
Cut nail into prawn cracker,
Add black bit around my knackers,
me Chinky, little yellow git,
be on the bog for a week.
'Cos you want to what's in my wok,
Pubic from around my cock,
Egg foo and crispy noodle,
No I haven't seen poodle....
You want to try my and sour chicken,
I give you bag to be sick in.
Call me slanty, you're very nasty,
I fart on chips and on pastie.
Chinky Ha, very very funny,
sausage, chips and curry,
Gordon and take the money,
laddy, my arse is runny.
Pie
Oi, oi, oi,
She had turned twenty nine,
a good ironing,
Smelling a dench,
Face looked a welder's bench.
And she was at the rear,
She fart for Lancashire,
And she she liked the taste of me bell-end cheddar,
And she asked me if I fer bed her.
She desperate for a fuck,
Said her cunt ill enough,
She had and NSU,
Creepy in her pubes,
And out of her womb,
semen than the QE2.
But I've never been to bed with an woman,
But I've woken up one or two,
No he's been to bed with an ugly woman,
But he's woken up with a few.
Stretch on her bum,
pies for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
pies for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
marks on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum...
Yaaaw.
Yaaaw.
But I've been to bed with an ugly woman,
But I've woken up one or two,
No he's never been to bed an ugly woman,
But he's woken up quite a few.