Luyện nghe bài hát Gordon's Revenge

Ah so.
The are sitting and I making my list now,
Macc Lads stagger in and their all pissed,
The fucking drunk bastards can't their beer,
gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea.
Sea food special extra crab,
Two pancake with a scab,
See you tomorrow and we chick pie,
We have dog and I think he to die...
Cut your nail into cracker,
Add black bit from my knackers,
Call me Chinky, little git,
be on the bog for a week.
'Cos you want to know in my wok,
Pubic from around my cock,
Egg foo and crispy noodle,
No I seen your poodle....
You want to try my and sour chicken,
I give you bag to be sick in.
Call me slanty, you're very nasty,
I fart on chips and on pastie.
Chinky cunt? Ha, very funny,
Jumbo sausage, and curry,
Gordon and take the money,
Excellant laddy, my is runny.
Pie
Oi, oi, oi,
She had just twenty nine,
a good ironing,
Smelling a dench,
Face looked a welder's bench.
And she was at the rear,
She fart for Lancashire,
And she said she liked the taste of me cheddar,
And she asked me if I fer bed her.
She desperate for a fuck,
Said her were ill enough,
She had and NSU,
crawlies in her pubes,
And out of her womb,
semen than the QE2.
But I've never been to bed with an woman,
But I've woken up one or two,
No never been to bed with an ugly woman,
But he's woken up quite a few.
marks on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
pies for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum...
Yaaaw.
Yaaaw.
But I've never been to bed with an woman,
But I've woken up one or two,
No he's never been to bed an ugly woman,
But he's woken up quite a few.