Luyện nghe bài hát Gordon's Revenge

Ah so.
The are sitting and I making my list now,
Macc Lads stagger in and all fucking pissed,
The fucking drunk bastards can't their beer,
Free gravy tonight, got bad diarrhoea.
Sea food with extra crab,
Two pancake with a scab,
See you tomorrow and we chick pie,
We have dog and I he about to die...
Cut your nail into cracker,
Add black bit from my knackers,
Call me Chinky, yellow git,
be on the bog for a week.
'Cos you to know what's in my wok,
lice from around my cock,
Egg foo young and noodle,
No I haven't your poodle....
You want to try my sweet and chicken,
I you free bag to be sick in.
Call me slanty, you're very nasty,
I on chips and piss on pastie.
Chinky cunt? Ha, very funny,
Jumbo sausage, and curry,
Gordon smile and the money,
laddy, my arse is runny.
Pie
Oi, oi, oi,
She had turned twenty nine,
Needed a ironing,
Smelling a dench,
looked like a welder's bench.
And she was at the rear,
She could for Lancashire,
And she she liked the taste of me bell-end cheddar,
And she me if I wanted fer bed her.
She were for a fuck,
Said her cunt ill enough,
She had and NSU,
crawlies in her pubes,
And out of her womb,
semen than the QE2.
But I've never to bed with an ugly woman,
But woken up with one or two,
No he's never been to bed with an woman,
But he's woken up quite a few.
marks on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
marks on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
marks on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum...
Yaaaw.
Yaaaw.
But I've been to bed with an ugly woman,
But I've woken up one or two,
No he's never to bed with an ugly woman,
But woken up with quite a few.