Luyện nghe bài hát Gordon's Revenge

Ah so.
The ducks are and I making my list now,
Macc Lads stagger in and their all pissed,
The fucking drunk can't take their beer,
Free tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea.
Sea food special with crab,
Two with a penis scab,
See you tomorrow and we have pie,
We dog and I think he about to die...
Cut your into prawn cracker,
Add black bit around my knackers,
me Chinky, little yellow git,
be on the bog for a week.
'Cos you to know what's in my wok,
lice from around my cock,
Egg foo and crispy noodle,
No I seen your poodle....
You want to try my and sour chicken,
I you free bag to be sick in.
Call me slanty, you're very nasty,
I fart on and piss on pastie.
Chinky cunt? Ha, very funny,
Jumbo sausage, and curry,
Gordon and take the money,
laddy, my arse is runny.
Pie
Oi, oi, oi,
She had turned twenty nine,
Needed a ironing,
Smelling a dench,
Face like a welder's bench.
And she was at the rear,
She could for Lancashire,
And she said she liked the of me bell-end cheddar,
And she asked me if I fer bed her.
She were for a fuck,
Said her were ill enough,
She had and NSU,
crawlies in her pubes,
And out of her womb,
More semen the QE2.
But I've never to bed with an ugly woman,
But I've up with one or two,
No he's been to bed with an ugly woman,
But he's up with quite a few.
Stretch on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
marks on her bum...
Yaaaw.
Yaaaw.
But never been to bed with an ugly woman,
But I've woken up one or two,
No he's never to bed with an ugly woman,
But he's up with quite a few.