Luyện nghe bài hát Gordon's Revenge

Ah so.
The ducks are and I making my list now,
Lads stagger in and their all fucking pissed,
The fucking drunk can't take their beer,
gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea.
Sea special with extra crab,
Two with a penis scab,
See you tomorrow and we have pie,
We have dog and I think he to die...
Cut nail into prawn cracker,
Add bit from around my knackers,
me Chinky, little yellow git,
be on the bog for a week.
'Cos you want to know in my wok,
lice from around my cock,
Egg foo and crispy noodle,
No I seen your poodle....
You want to try my and sour chicken,
I give you bag to be sick in.
Call me slanty, you're very nasty,
I fart on chips and on pastie.
Chinky cunt? Ha, very funny,
Jumbo sausage, and curry,
smile and take the money,
Excellant laddy, my is runny.
Pie
Oi, oi, oi,
She had just turned nine,
Needed a ironing,
like a dench,
Face looked a welder's bench.
And she was at the rear,
She could for Lancashire,
And she said she liked the of me bell-end cheddar,
And she asked me if I fer bed her.
She desperate for a fuck,
Said her cunt ill enough,
She had and NSU,
crawlies in her pubes,
And out of her womb,
More than the QE2.
But never been to bed with an ugly woman,
But I've up with one or two,
No he's never to bed with an ugly woman,
But he's up with quite a few.
Stretch on her bum,
pies for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
pies for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
pies for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
marks on her bum...
Yaaaw.
Yaaaw.
But I've never to bed with an ugly woman,
But I've woken up one or two,
No he's never been to bed with an woman,
But woken up with quite a few.