Luyện nghe bài hát Gordon's Revenge

Ah so.
The ducks are and I making my list now,
Lads stagger in and their all fucking pissed,
The fucking bastards can't take their beer,
gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea.
Sea food special extra crab,
Two pancake with a scab,
See you tomorrow and we have pie,
We have dog and I think he to die...
Cut nail into prawn cracker,
Add bit from around my knackers,
Call me Chinky, yellow git,
be on the bog for a week.
'Cos you to know what's in my wok,
Pubic from around my cock,
Egg foo young and noodle,
No I haven't seen poodle....
You want to try my sweet and chicken,
I give you bag to be sick in.
me slanty, you're very very nasty,
I fart on and piss on pastie.
cunt? Ha, very very funny,
Jumbo sausage, and curry,
Gordon and take the money,
laddy, my arse is runny.
Pie
Oi, oi, oi,
She had turned twenty nine,
a good ironing,
Smelling a dench,
looked like a welder's bench.
And she was at the rear,
She fart for Lancashire,
And she said she liked the of me bell-end cheddar,
And she me if I wanted fer bed her.
She were for a fuck,
her cunt were ill enough,
She had and NSU,
Creepy in her pubes,
And out of her womb,
semen than the QE2.
But I've never been to bed with an woman,
But I've woken up one or two,
No he's never to bed with an ugly woman,
But he's woken up quite a few.
marks on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
pies for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
pies for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
pies for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum...
Yaaaw.
Yaaaw.
But I've never been to bed with an woman,
But I've woken up one or two,
No he's never been to bed an ugly woman,
But woken up with quite a few.