Luyện nghe bài hát Gordon's Revenge

Ah so.
The ducks are sitting and I making my now,
Lads stagger in and their all fucking pissed,
The fucking bastards can't take their beer,
Free tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea.
Sea special with extra crab,
Two pancake a penis scab,
See you tomorrow and we chick pie,
We have dog and I think he to die...
Cut your into prawn cracker,
Add bit from around my knackers,
me Chinky, little yellow git,
be on the bog for a week.
'Cos you want to what's in my wok,
Pubic from around my cock,
Egg foo and crispy noodle,
No I haven't your poodle....
You want to try my sweet and chicken,
I you free bag to be sick in.
Call me slanty, very very nasty,
I fart on and piss on pastie.
Chinky cunt? Ha, very funny,
sausage, chips and curry,
Gordon and take the money,
Excellant laddy, my is runny.
Pie
Oi, oi, oi,
She had just twenty nine,
a good ironing,
Smelling a dench,
Face looked like a bench.
And she was at the rear,
She fart for Lancashire,
And she said she liked the of me bell-end cheddar,
And she me if I wanted fer bed her.
She desperate for a fuck,
her cunt were ill enough,
She had and NSU,
crawlies in her pubes,
And out of her womb,
More than the QE2.
But I've never been to bed an ugly woman,
But I've up with one or two,
No he's never to bed with an ugly woman,
But he's woken up with a few.
Stretch on her bum,
pies for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
marks on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
Stretch on her bum,
Tasted for Titterton's,
marks on her bum...
Yaaaw.
Yaaaw.
But I've been to bed with an ugly woman,
But I've up with one or two,
No he's never been to bed with an woman,
But he's woken up with a few.