Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I know a man named Otis, who a room
And his was filled with pride
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does room do?"
He said, "It goes from to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice
be the richest man in town
You gotta take that room goes from side to side
And it go up and down"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
I doubt, that the world could do without my good advice

Sir Newton came around to my house one day
His was all sunburned and red
He said he didn't want to in the shade of a tree
Because an apple fall on his head

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice
Go back there and sleep beneath that tree
And if you let that rotten fall down on your head
Why you'll gravity"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
The world's a better place, since I gave the human race my good

A man named Mr. Waterman, invented a
He was sad because it a little leak
He said, "Darn it, I hold my tube on a piece of paper
The ink leaks out and makes a streak"

He said, "I've gotta a way to stop that leak
I'll start working on my leak tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, stop that leak
You invented a fountain pen"

And that was good advice, advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Prize for good advice

Good old Henry Ford, he was a man
He all night and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've already twenty-five models
One for letter from A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, are twenty-six letters in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
It's fruitful as can be and it's absolutely free, my advice

Wilbur and Orville were two brothers, Wright
The nicest pair of kids ever seen
They worked years on a secret project
thought it was a washing machine

I said, "Fellas, what are all wings for?"
They said, "For clothes out to dry"
I said, "You fools, take that washing machine out to Hawk
And see if the darn fly"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
I'm so that I'm gonna win a Guggenheim for good advice

One more

Franklin was a charming old man
He was always flying his
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out your kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right back out
And to kite string, tie a key
This may you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
I'll re model you, if only listen to my good advice

Ooga Magoog was a man
A poorly educated soul
He had a big square thing made of solid stone
And in the middle of it was a

One day he had to go from his in Natchez
To his uncle's in Mobile
I said, "Round off corners
And buy a set of
And baby, that's a wheel"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
Harvard me a Phi Beta Kappa key for good advice

Sigmund Freud, he had an house
He was a very nosy fellow, so it seems he had no
So he all his friends stand around all day
And tell him, all secrets and their dreams

Well, while they stood there talking they got fallen arches
They yelled, "My feet are me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, you've got a gold here
Go out and buy yourself a couch"

And that was advice, good advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every you're told will be eighteen karat gold, that's good advice

Alexander Bell was building a fence
With wood and a long piece of wire
He said, "There's something strange on around here
I keep the voice of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Cracker", that was my little joke
"With that wire you got the in your palm
Just get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a in between
And you'll The Telephone Hour"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
word ya hear, is the message of the year, it's good advice

Christopher was a seaman second class
When I told him the Indies could be found
By sailing to the West instead of sailing to the
I him that I thought the world was round, I really thought so

And I sent him down to ask good Queen Isabella
To pawn her jewels for all worth
Next day he set sail and as everyone
He off the edge of the Earth

And was bad advice, bad advice
Bad advice is just the as good advice
makes occasional mistakes and that was bad advice