Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I know a man named Otis, who invented a
And his heart was with pride
I said to Mr. Otis, "What your room do?"
He said, "It goes side to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you take my
You'll be the richest man in
You gotta take that that goes from side to side
And it go up and down"

And that was advice, good advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
I sincerely doubt, that the world could do my good advice

Sir Isaac Newton came to my house one day
His face was all and red
He said he didn't want to sleep in the shade of a
Because an might fall on his head

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, take my
Go right back and sleep beneath that tree
And if you let that rotten apple down on your head
Why you'll gravity"

And was good advice, good advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
The world's a place, since I gave the human race my good advice

A man Mr. Waterman, invented a tube
He was sad because it sprung a little
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a of paper
The ink leaks out and a little streak"

He said, "I've gotta find a way to stop leak
start working on my leak proof tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, stop that leak
You invented a fountain pen"

And that was advice, good advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Nobel Prize for advice

Good old Henry Ford, he was a man
He all night and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've built twenty-five models
One for letter from A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are letters in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
It's fruitful as can be and it's free, my good advice

Wilbur and Orville were two brothers, named
The nicest pair of kids you've ever
They worked twelve on a secret project
They thought it was a machine

I said, "Fellas, what are all those for?"
They said, "For hanging out to dry"
I said, "You fools, take that washing machine out to Kitty
And see if the thing'll fly"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
I'm so that I'm gonna win a Guggenheim for good advice

One more

Benjamin was a charming old man
He was always flying his
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out your kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right out there
And to your string, tie a key
This may you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
I'll re you, if you'll only listen to my good advice

Ooga Magoog was a man
A very poorly educated
He had a great big square thing made of stone
And in the middle of it was a

One day he had to go his cave in Natchez
To his uncle's cave in
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of
And Ooky baby, a wheel"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
Harvard offered me a Phi Beta Kappa key for advice

Sigmund Freud, he had an unfurnished
He was a nosy fellow, so it seems he had no chairs
So he made all his friends stand all day
And him, all their secrets and their dreams

Well, they stood there talking 'till they got fallen arches
yelled, "My feet are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, you've got a mine here
Go out and buy a leather couch"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
Every you're told will be eighteen karat gold, that's good advice

Alexander Graham Bell was a fence
With some wood and a long piece of
He said, "There's something strange going on around
I keep hearing the of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker", was my little joke
"With wire you got the world in your palm
Just get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a in between
And sponsor The Telephone Hour"

And was good advice, good advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every word ya hear, is the message of the year, it's good

Christopher Columbus was a seaman second
When I told him that the Indies be found
By to the West instead of sailing to the East
I advised him that I the world was round, I really thought so

And then I sent him down to ask good Queen
To pawn her jewels for all their
Next day he set sail and as knows
He fell off the edge of the

And that was bad advice, bad
Bad advice is just the same as advice
Everybody makes occasional mistakes and that was bad