Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I a man named Otis, who invented a room
And his heart was filled pride
I to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?"
He said, "It goes from to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you take my
You'll be the richest man in
You take that room that goes from side to side
And it go up and down"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
I sincerely doubt, that the world could do without my good

Sir Newton came around to my house one day
His was all sunburned and red
He said he want to sleep in the shade of a tree
Because an might fall on his head

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, take my
Go right there and sleep beneath that tree
And if you let that apple fall down on your head
Why you'll gravity"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
The a better place, since I gave the human race my good advice

A man named Mr. Waterman, invented a
He was sad because it a little leak
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a piece of
The ink out and makes a little streak"

He said, "I've find a way to stop that leak
I'll start working on my leak tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, stop that leak
You just a fountain pen"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Prize for good advice

Good old Henry Ford, he was a man
He all night and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've already twenty-five models
One for each from A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
fruitful as can be and it's absolutely free, my good advice

Wilbur and Orville were two brothers, Wright
The nicest pair of kids ever seen
They worked twelve years on a project
They it was a washing machine

I said, "Fellas, are all those wings for?"
They said, "For clothes out to dry"
I said, "You fools, take that machine out to Kitty Hawk
And see if the darn fly"

And that was advice, good advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so smart that I'm gonna win a Guggenheim for advice

One more

Benjamin was a charming old man
He was always flying his
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out your kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right out there
And to your string, tie a key
may shock you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
I'll re you, if you'll only listen to my good advice

Magoog was a Neanderthal man
A very educated soul
He had a great big thing made of solid stone
And in the middle of it was a

One day he had to go from his cave in
To his uncle's in Mobile
I said, "Round off corners
And buy a set of
And baby, that's a wheel"

And was good advice, good advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
Harvard offered me a Phi Beta key for good advice

Sigmund Freud, he had an unfurnished
He was a nosy fellow, so it seems he had no chairs
So he made all his friends around all day
And tell him, all their secrets and dreams

Well, while stood there talking 'till they got fallen arches
yelled, "My feet are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, you've got a mine here
Go out and buy yourself a couch"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
Every you're told will be eighteen karat gold, that's good advice

Alexander Graham was building a fence
With some wood and a piece of wire
He said, "There's something going on around here
I keep hearing the voice of Myer"

I said, "Mr. Cracker", that was my little joke
"With that wire you got the world in your
Just get a and an earpiece and a piece in between
And sponsor The Telephone Hour"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
Every word ya hear, is the of the year, it's good advice

Columbus was a seaman second class
When I told him that the Indies could be
By sailing to the West instead of to the East
I advised him that I thought the was round, I really thought so

And then I sent him to ask good Queen Isabella
To pawn her jewels for all their
Next day he set sail and as knows
He fell off the edge of the

And that was bad advice, bad
Bad advice is just the same as advice
Everybody makes occasional mistakes and was bad advice