Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I know a man named Otis, who invented a
And his heart was filled pride
I to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?"
He said, "It goes from to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice
You'll be the richest man in
You gotta take that room that goes side to side
And it go up and down"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
I doubt, that the world could do without my good advice

Sir Newton came around to my house one day
His face was all and red
He said he didn't want to sleep in the of a tree
Because an apple might on his head

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice
Go right back there and sleep beneath tree
And if you let that rotten fall down on your head
Why you'll gravity"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
The world's a better place, since I gave the race my good advice

A man named Mr. Waterman, a tube
He was sad because it sprung a leak
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a piece of
The ink out and makes a little streak"

He said, "I've gotta a way to stop that leak
I'll start working on my leak tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't stop leak
You just invented a pen"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Nobel Prize for good

old Henry Ford, he was a hardworking man
He all night and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've built twenty-five models
One for letter from A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T"

And was good advice, good advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
It's as can be and it's absolutely free, my good advice

and Orville were two brothers, named Wright
The nicest pair of kids you've ever
They worked twelve years on a secret
thought it was a washing machine

I said, "Fellas, are all those wings for?"
They said, "For clothes out to dry"
I said, "You fools, that washing machine out to Kitty Hawk
And see if the darn fly"

And that was advice, good advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so smart that I'm gonna win a for good advice

One time

Franklin was a charming old man
He was always his kite
One I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with your kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there
And to your string, tie a key
This may you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
re model you, if you'll only listen to my good advice

Ooga Magoog was a man
A very educated soul
He had a great big square thing made of solid
And in the of it was a hole

One day he had to go from his in Natchez
To his uncle's cave in
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of
And Ooky baby, a wheel"

And that was good advice, advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
Harvard offered me a Phi Beta Kappa key for good

Freud, he had an unfurnished house
He was a very nosy fellow, so it he had no chairs
So he made all his friends stand all day
And tell him, all secrets and their dreams

Well, while they stood talking 'till they got fallen arches
They yelled, "My feet are me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, you've got a gold here
Go out and buy a leather couch"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
Every word you're told be eighteen karat gold, that's good advice

Alexander Graham Bell was a fence
With some and a long piece of wire
He said, "There's something strange going on here
I hearing the voice of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Cracker", that was my little joke
"With that you got the world in your palm
Just get a mouthpiece and an and a piece in between
And you'll sponsor The Hour"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
Every word ya hear, is the message of the year, it's good

Christopher Columbus was a second class
When I told him the Indies could be found
By sailing to the instead of sailing to the East
I advised him that I thought the world was round, I thought so

And then I sent him to ask good Queen Isabella
To her jewels for all their worth
day he set sail and as everyone knows
He fell off the of the Earth

And that was bad advice, bad
Bad advice is just the same as good
Everybody makes occasional and that was bad advice