Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I know a man named Otis, who invented a
And his was filled with pride
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does room do?"
He said, "It goes from to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice
You'll be the man in town
You gotta take that room goes from side to side
And it go up and down"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
I doubt, that the world could do without my good advice

Sir Newton came around to my house one day
His face was all and red
He said he want to sleep in the shade of a tree
Because an apple might fall on his

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, take my
Go right back there and sleep beneath tree
And if you let that rotten apple fall down on your
Why you'll gravity"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
The world's a better place, I gave the human race my good advice

A man Mr. Waterman, invented a tube
He was sad because it sprung a leak
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a of paper
The ink leaks out and makes a streak"

He said, "I've gotta find a way to that leak
I'll start on my leak proof tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, stop that leak
You invented a fountain pen"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Nobel for good advice

Good old Henry Ford, he was a man
He worked all and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've already twenty-five models
One for each letter A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T"

And that was advice, good advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
It's fruitful as can be and it's absolutely free, my good

Wilbur and Orville two brothers, named Wright
The nicest of kids you've ever seen
They worked years on a secret project
They it was a washing machine

I said, "Fellas, what are all wings for?"
said, "For hanging clothes out to dry"
I said, "You fools, take that washing machine out to Hawk
And see if the darn fly"

And that was good advice, advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so smart I'm gonna win a Guggenheim for good advice

One more

Benjamin was a charming old man
He was flying his kite
One I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with your kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there
And to your string, tie a key
may shock you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
I'll re you, if you'll only listen to my good advice

Ooga was a Neanderthal man
A very poorly soul
He had a great big square thing made of solid
And in the middle of it was a

One day he had to go his cave in Natchez
To his cave in Mobile
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of
And Ooky baby, a wheel"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
Harvard offered me a Phi Kappa key for good advice

Sigmund Freud, he had an unfurnished
He was a very nosy fellow, so it he had no chairs
So he all his friends stand around all day
And tell him, all their secrets and their

Well, while they stood there talking 'till got fallen arches
yelled, "My feet are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, you've got a gold here
Go out and buy yourself a couch"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
Every you're told will be eighteen karat gold, that's good advice

Alexander Graham Bell was building a
With some and a long piece of wire
He said, "There's strange going on around here
I keep the voice of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker", that was my little
"With wire you got the world in your palm
Just get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a piece in
And you'll sponsor The Hour"

And that was good advice, good
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every word ya hear, is the of the year, it's good advice

Christopher was a seaman second class
When I told him that the Indies be found
By sailing to the West instead of to the East
I advised him that I the world was round, I really thought so

And then I him down to ask good Queen Isabella
To her jewels for all their worth
Next day he set sail and as everyone
He off the edge of the Earth

And was bad advice, bad advice
Bad advice is just the same as good
Everybody makes occasional mistakes and that was bad