Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I a man named Otis, who invented a room
And his heart was filled with
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your do?"
He said, "It goes from to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you take my
You'll be the man in town
You gotta that room that goes from side to side
And it go up and down"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
I sincerely doubt, that the could do without my good advice

Sir Newton came around to my house one day
His face was all and red
He said he didn't want to sleep in the shade of a
Because an might fall on his head

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice
Go right back there and sleep beneath that
And if you let that rotten apple fall on your head
Why you'll gravity"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
The world's a better place, I gave the human race my good advice

A man Mr. Waterman, invented a tube
He was sad it sprung a little leak
He said, "Darn it, I hold my tube on a piece of paper
The ink leaks out and a little streak"

He said, "I've gotta find a way to stop leak
I'll working on my leak proof tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't that leak
You just a fountain pen"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so worldly wise, I get the Nobel Prize for good advice

Good old Ford, he was a hardworking man
He worked all and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've already built twenty-five
One for each letter A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are letters in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
It's fruitful as can be and it's absolutely free, my good

Wilbur and Orville were two brothers, named
The nicest pair of you've ever seen
They worked twelve years on a secret
They thought it was a washing

I said, "Fellas, are all those wings for?"
They said, "For clothes out to dry"
I said, "You fools, take that washing machine out to Kitty
And see if the darn fly"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so smart that I'm gonna win a Guggenheim for good

One more

Benjamin Franklin was a old man
He was flying his kite
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there
And to kite string, tie a key
This may you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
I'll re model you, if you'll listen to my good advice

Ooga was a Neanderthal man
A very poorly soul
He had a great big thing made of solid stone
And in the of it was a hole

One day he had to go from his cave in
To his cave in Mobile
I said, "Round off corners
And buy a set of
And baby, that's a wheel"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
Harvard offered me a Phi Beta Kappa key for good

Sigmund Freud, he had an house
He was a very fellow, so it seems he had no chairs
So he made all his friends around all day
And tell him, all their secrets and their

Well, while they stood talking 'till they got fallen arches
yelled, "My feet are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, you've got a gold mine
Go out and buy a leather couch"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
Every word you're told will be eighteen gold, that's good advice

Graham Bell was building a fence
With some wood and a long of wire
He said, "There's something strange going on here
I keep hearing the voice of Myer"

I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker", that was my little
"With that wire you got the in your palm
Just get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a piece in
And sponsor The Telephone Hour"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
Every word ya hear, is the message of the year, it's good

Christopher Columbus was a seaman second
When I told him that the Indies be found
By sailing to the West of sailing to the East
I advised him that I thought the world was round, I really so

And then I him down to ask good Queen Isabella
To her jewels for all their worth
Next day he set and as everyone knows
He fell off the of the Earth

And that was bad advice, bad
Bad advice is just the same as advice
Everybody occasional mistakes and that was bad advice