Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I know a man named Otis, who a room
And his was filled with pride
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your do?"
He said, "It goes from to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you take my
You'll be the man in town
You gotta take that room that goes from to side
And it go up and down"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
I sincerely doubt, that the world could do without my advice

Sir Isaac came around to my house one day
His was all sunburned and red
He he didn't want to sleep in the shade of a tree
an apple might fall on his head

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, take my
Go right back there and sleep beneath that
And if you let that rotten apple fall down on head
Why you'll gravity"

And that was good advice, advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
The world's a place, since I gave the human race my good advice

A man named Mr. Waterman, invented a
He was sad because it sprung a leak
He said, "Darn it, I hold my tube on a piece of paper
The ink leaks out and a little streak"

He said, "I've gotta find a way to stop leak
I'll working on my leak proof tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't that leak
You just invented a pen"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Nobel for good advice

Good old Ford, he was a hardworking man
He worked all and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've already built twenty-five
One for letter from A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, are twenty-six letters in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
It's fruitful as can be and it's absolutely free, my good

Wilbur and Orville were two brothers, Wright
The nicest pair of you've ever seen
They twelve years on a secret project
thought it was a washing machine

I said, "Fellas, are all those wings for?"
They said, "For hanging out to dry"
I said, "You fools, take that washing out to Kitty Hawk
And see if the thing'll fly"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
I'm so smart that I'm gonna win a Guggenheim for advice

One more

Benjamin Franklin was a old man
He was always flying his
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right out there
And to your string, tie a key
may shock you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
I'll re model you, if you'll only listen to my good

Ooga Magoog was a man
A very poorly educated
He had a great big square thing of solid stone
And in the of it was a hole

One day he had to go his cave in Natchez
To his uncle's in Mobile
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of
And Ooky baby, a wheel"

And that was good advice, advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
Harvard offered me a Phi Kappa key for good advice

Freud, he had an unfurnished house
He was a very fellow, so it seems he had no chairs
So he all his friends stand around all day
And tell him, all their and their dreams

Well, while they stood there talking they got fallen arches
yelled, "My feet are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, got a gold mine here
Go out and buy a leather couch"

And that was advice, good advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every word you're told will be karat gold, that's good advice

Alexander Graham Bell was building a
some wood and a long piece of wire
He said, "There's something strange going on around
I keep hearing the of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker", that was my joke
"With that wire you got the world in palm
Just get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a piece in
And you'll The Telephone Hour"

And was good advice, good advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every ya hear, is the message of the year, it's good advice

Columbus was a seaman second class
When I him that the Indies could be found
By sailing to the West instead of sailing to the
I advised him that I thought the was round, I really thought so

And then I sent him down to ask Queen Isabella
To her jewels for all their worth
day he set sail and as everyone knows
He fell off the of the Earth

And that was bad advice, bad
Bad advice is just the same as good
Everybody makes occasional mistakes and that was bad