Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I know a man Otis, who invented a room
And his heart was with pride
I to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?"
He said, "It goes from to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice
be the richest man in town
You gotta that room that goes from side to side
And it go up and down"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
I sincerely doubt, that the could do without my good advice

Sir Newton came around to my house one day
His face was all and red
He said he didn't want to in the shade of a tree
Because an apple might on his head

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, take my
Go right back there and beneath that tree
And if you let that rotten apple fall down on head
Why discover gravity"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
The world's a better place, since I gave the human race my advice

A man named Mr. Waterman, a tube
He was sad because it a little leak
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my on a piece of paper
The ink leaks out and makes a streak"

He said, "I've find a way to stop that leak
I'll start working on my proof tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't that leak
You invented a fountain pen"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Nobel for good advice

Good old Henry Ford, he was a man
He worked all and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've already twenty-five models
One for letter from A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are letters in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
It's fruitful as can be and absolutely free, my good advice

and Orville were two brothers, named Wright
The nicest of kids you've ever seen
They worked twelve years on a project
They thought it was a washing

I said, "Fellas, what are all those for?"
said, "For hanging clothes out to dry"
I said, "You fools, take that washing out to Kitty Hawk
And see if the thing'll fly"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so smart that I'm gonna win a for good advice

One more

Benjamin Franklin was a old man
He was always flying his
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there
And to your string, tie a key
This may you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
I'll re model you, if you'll only listen to my good

Ooga was a Neanderthal man
A poorly educated soul
He had a great big square thing made of stone
And in the middle of it was a

One day he had to go his cave in Natchez
To his cave in Mobile
I said, "Round off corners
And buy a set of
And Ooky baby, a wheel"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
offered me a Phi Beta Kappa key for good advice

Sigmund Freud, he had an unfurnished
He was a nosy fellow, so it seems he had no chairs
So he made all his friends around all day
And tell him, all their secrets and dreams

Well, they stood there talking 'till they got fallen arches
yelled, "My feet are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, you've got a gold here
Go out and buy yourself a couch"

And that was good advice, advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every word you're told will be eighteen karat gold, that's good

Alexander Graham was building a fence
With wood and a long piece of wire
He said, "There's something strange going on here
I hearing the voice of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker", that was my joke
"With that wire you got the world in your
get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a piece in between
And you'll sponsor The Hour"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
Every ya hear, is the message of the year, it's good advice

Christopher Columbus was a second class
When I told him that the could be found
By sailing to the West of sailing to the East
I advised him that I thought the world was round, I really so

And then I sent him to ask good Queen Isabella
To her jewels for all their worth
Next day he set sail and as everyone
He fell off the of the Earth

And was bad advice, bad advice
Bad advice is just the same as good
Everybody makes occasional mistakes and was bad advice