Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I a man named Otis, who invented a room
And his heart was filled with
I to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?"
He said, "It goes from to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice
You'll be the man in town
You gotta take that that goes from side to side
And it go up and down"

And that was advice, good advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
I sincerely doubt, that the world could do without my good

Sir Isaac Newton came around to my one day
His face was all and red
He said he didn't to sleep in the shade of a tree
Because an apple might on his head

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice
Go right back and sleep beneath that tree
And if you let rotten apple fall down on your head
Why discover gravity"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
The world's a better place, since I the human race my good advice

A man Mr. Waterman, invented a tube
He was sad because it a little leak
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my on a piece of paper
The ink out and makes a little streak"

He said, "I've gotta find a way to that leak
I'll start working on my leak tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't stop leak
You just a fountain pen"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
I'm so wise, I should get the Nobel Prize for good advice

old Henry Ford, he was a hardworking man
He all night and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've built twenty-five models
One for letter from A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six letters in the
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
fruitful as can be and it's absolutely free, my good advice

Wilbur and Orville two brothers, named Wright
The nicest pair of you've ever seen
They worked years on a secret project
They it was a washing machine

I said, "Fellas, what are all those for?"
They said, "For clothes out to dry"
I said, "You fools, that washing machine out to Kitty Hawk
And see if the darn fly"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
I'm so smart that I'm win a Guggenheim for good advice

One more

Benjamin was a charming old man
He was always his kite
One I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with your kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right out there
And to kite string, tie a key
This may you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was good advice, advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'll re model you, if you'll only listen to my advice

Ooga was a Neanderthal man
A poorly educated soul
He had a great big square thing made of stone
And in the middle of it was a

One day he had to go from his cave in
To his uncle's in Mobile
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of
And baby, that's a wheel"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
Harvard offered me a Phi Beta Kappa key for advice

Sigmund Freud, he had an unfurnished
He was a nosy fellow, so it seems he had no chairs
So he made all his stand around all day
And tell him, all secrets and their dreams

Well, while they stood there talking they got fallen arches
yelled, "My feet are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, you've got a mine here
Go out and buy yourself a couch"

And that was good advice, good
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every word you're will be eighteen karat gold, that's good advice

Alexander Graham Bell was building a
With some wood and a piece of wire
He said, "There's something strange going on here
I hearing the voice of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker", that was my joke
"With that you got the world in your palm
get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a piece in between
And you'll The Telephone Hour"

And that was good advice, good
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every ya hear, is the message of the year, it's good advice

Columbus was a seaman second class
When I told him that the could be found
By sailing to the West instead of sailing to the
I advised him that I thought the world was round, I really so

And then I him down to ask good Queen Isabella
To pawn her for all their worth
Next day he set sail and as knows
He fell off the of the Earth

And that was bad advice, bad
Bad advice is just the as good advice
Everybody makes occasional and that was bad advice