Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I a man named Otis, who invented a room
And his heart was filled with
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does room do?"
He said, "It from side to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice
You'll be the richest man in
You gotta that room that goes from side to side
And it go up and down"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
I sincerely doubt, the world could do without my good advice

Sir Isaac Newton came around to my one day
His face was all and red
He said he didn't want to sleep in the shade of a
Because an might fall on his head

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice
Go right back there and sleep beneath that
And if you let that rotten apple fall down on your
Why discover gravity"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
The a better place, since I gave the human race my good advice

A man named Mr. Waterman, a tube
He was sad because it sprung a little
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a of paper
The ink leaks out and a little streak"

He said, "I've gotta find a way to stop that
I'll start working on my leak tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't stop that
You just a fountain pen"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Nobel Prize for good

Good old Henry Ford, he was a man
He worked all and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've built twenty-five models
One for each from A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are letters in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
fruitful as can be and it's absolutely free, my good advice

Wilbur and Orville were two brothers, Wright
The nicest pair of kids you've ever
They worked years on a secret project
They thought it was a machine

I said, "Fellas, are all those wings for?"
They said, "For hanging out to dry"
I said, "You fools, take that washing machine out to Kitty
And see if the darn fly"

And that was good advice, advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so smart that I'm gonna win a for good advice

One more

Benjamin was a charming old man
He was flying his kite
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out your kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right back out
And to your string, tie a key
may shock you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
I'll re you, if you'll only listen to my good advice

Ooga was a Neanderthal man
A very poorly soul
He had a great big square made of solid stone
And in the of it was a hole

One day he had to go from his cave in
To his cave in Mobile
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of
And Ooky baby, a wheel"

And that was advice, good advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
Harvard offered me a Phi Kappa key for good advice

Sigmund Freud, he had an house
He was a very fellow, so it seems he had no chairs
So he all his friends stand around all day
And tell him, all secrets and their dreams

Well, while they stood there 'till they got fallen arches
yelled, "My feet are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, you realize, you've got a gold mine here
Go out and buy a leather couch"

And that was good advice, good
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every word you're told will be eighteen gold, that's good advice

Alexander Graham Bell was a fence
With some wood and a piece of wire
He said, "There's something strange on around here
I keep the voice of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker", was my little joke
"With that wire you got the world in your
get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a piece in between
And you'll sponsor The Hour"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
Every word ya hear, is the message of the year, it's good

Christopher Columbus was a seaman second
When I told him that the could be found
By to the West instead of sailing to the East
I advised him that I thought the world was round, I really so

And then I sent him down to ask good Queen
To pawn her jewels for all their
Next day he set sail and as everyone
He fell off the edge of the

And that was bad advice, bad
Bad advice is just the same as good
Everybody makes occasional mistakes and that was bad