Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I know a man Otis, who invented a room
And his was filled with pride
I said to Mr. Otis, "What your room do?"
He said, "It goes side to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you take my
You'll be the man in town
You gotta take that room that goes side to side
And it go up and down"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
I sincerely doubt, that the world do without my good advice

Sir Newton came around to my house one day
His face was all and red
He said he didn't want to sleep in the shade of a
Because an might fall on his head

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, take my
Go right there and sleep beneath that tree
And if you let that rotten apple fall on your head
Why you'll gravity"

And that was good advice, advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
The world's a better place, I gave the human race my good advice

A man Mr. Waterman, invented a tube
He was sad it sprung a little leak
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a piece of
The ink leaks out and a little streak"

He said, "I've gotta find a way to stop that
I'll start working on my leak tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, stop that leak
You invented a fountain pen"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Nobel Prize for good

Good old Ford, he was a hardworking man
He all night and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've already built models
One for each from A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are letters in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
It's as can be and it's absolutely free, my good advice

Wilbur and Orville two brothers, named Wright
The nicest pair of you've ever seen
They worked years on a secret project
They thought it was a machine

I said, "Fellas, what are all those for?"
said, "For hanging clothes out to dry"
I said, "You fools, take that washing machine out to Hawk
And see if the darn fly"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so smart that I'm win a Guggenheim for good advice

One more

Benjamin was a charming old man
He was always flying his
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out your kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there
And to kite string, tie a key
may shock you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was good advice, good
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'll re you, if you'll only listen to my good advice

Ooga was a Neanderthal man
A poorly educated soul
He had a big square thing made of solid stone
And in the of it was a hole

One day he had to go from his cave in
To his uncle's in Mobile
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of
And baby, that's a wheel"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
offered me a Phi Beta Kappa key for good advice

Sigmund Freud, he had an house
He was a very nosy fellow, so it he had no chairs
So he all his friends stand around all day
And him, all their secrets and their dreams

Well, while they there talking 'till they got fallen arches
yelled, "My feet are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, you've got a mine here
Go out and buy a leather couch"

And was good advice, good advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every word you're told be eighteen karat gold, that's good advice

Graham Bell was building a fence
With some wood and a long of wire
He said, "There's something strange going on around
I hearing the voice of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker", that was my joke
"With that wire you got the in your palm
Just get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a in between
And you'll sponsor The Hour"

And that was good advice, advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every word ya hear, is the message of the year, good advice

Christopher was a seaman second class
I told him that the Indies could be found
By sailing to the West instead of sailing to the
I advised him that I the world was round, I really thought so

And then I sent him down to ask Queen Isabella
To pawn her jewels for all their
day he set sail and as everyone knows
He fell off the edge of the

And was bad advice, bad advice
Bad advice is just the same as advice
Everybody makes occasional mistakes and was bad advice