Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I know a man Otis, who invented a room
And his heart was filled pride
I to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?"
He said, "It goes side to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice
You'll be the richest man in
You gotta take that room that from side to side
And it go up and down"

And was good advice, good advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
I sincerely doubt, the world could do without my good advice

Sir Isaac came around to my house one day
His face was all and red
He said he didn't want to sleep in the of a tree
Because an apple might fall on his

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, take my
Go right there and sleep beneath that tree
And if you let that rotten apple fall down on your
Why you'll gravity"

And that was good advice, good
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
The world's a better place, since I gave the human my good advice

A man named Mr. Waterman, invented a
He was sad because it sprung a leak
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a piece of
The ink leaks out and a little streak"

He said, "I've find a way to stop that leak
I'll start working on my proof tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't stop that
You invented a fountain pen"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Nobel Prize for good

Good old Ford, he was a hardworking man
He worked all and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've already twenty-five models
One for each letter A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
It's fruitful as can be and absolutely free, my good advice

Wilbur and Orville two brothers, named Wright
The pair of kids you've ever seen
They worked years on a secret project
thought it was a washing machine

I said, "Fellas, what are all those for?"
said, "For hanging clothes out to dry"
I said, "You fools, take washing machine out to Kitty Hawk
And see if the darn fly"

And that was good advice, good
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so smart that I'm gonna win a for good advice

One time

Benjamin was a charming old man
He was always flying his
One I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with your kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right back out
And to kite string, tie a key
This may you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
I'll re you, if you'll only listen to my good advice

Ooga Magoog was a man
A very poorly soul
He had a big square thing made of solid stone
And in the middle of it was a

One day he had to go from his cave in
To his uncle's in Mobile
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of
And Ooky baby, a wheel"

And that was good advice, advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
Harvard offered me a Phi Kappa key for good advice

Sigmund Freud, he had an unfurnished
He was a very nosy fellow, so it seems he had no
So he all his friends stand around all day
And tell him, all their and their dreams

Well, while they stood there talking they got fallen arches
yelled, "My feet are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, you've got a gold here
Go out and buy yourself a couch"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
Every word you're told will be eighteen karat gold, that's good

Alexander Graham Bell was a fence
With some and a long piece of wire
He said, "There's something strange on around here
I keep hearing the of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker", that was my joke
"With that wire you got the world in your
Just get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a in between
And sponsor The Telephone Hour"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
Every ya hear, is the message of the year, it's good advice

Columbus was a seaman second class
When I told him that the Indies be found
By sailing to the West instead of to the East
I advised him that I thought the world was round, I really so

And then I sent him down to ask good Queen
To pawn her jewels for all their
Next day he set sail and as knows
He off the edge of the Earth

And was bad advice, bad advice
Bad advice is just the same as good
Everybody makes occasional mistakes and was bad advice