Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I know a man named Otis, who invented a
And his heart was filled with
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your do?"
He said, "It from side to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice
be the richest man in town
You gotta take that room that goes from to side
And it go up and down"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
I sincerely doubt, the world could do without my good advice

Sir Isaac Newton around to my house one day
His face was all and red
He he didn't want to sleep in the shade of a tree
Because an apple might fall on his

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice
Go back there and sleep beneath that tree
And if you let that rotten apple fall down on head
Why you'll gravity"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
The world's a place, since I gave the human race my good advice

A man named Mr. Waterman, a tube
He was sad because it sprung a little
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my on a piece of paper
The ink leaks out and a little streak"

He said, "I've gotta a way to stop that leak
I'll start working on my proof tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, stop that leak
You just invented a pen"

And was good advice, good advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Nobel for good advice

Good old Henry Ford, he was a man
He worked all and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've already twenty-five models
One for each from A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are letters in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
It's fruitful as can be and absolutely free, my good advice

Wilbur and Orville were two brothers, Wright
The nicest of kids you've ever seen
They worked twelve on a secret project
They thought it was a washing

I said, "Fellas, what are all those for?"
said, "For hanging clothes out to dry"
I said, "You fools, that washing machine out to Kitty Hawk
And see if the thing'll fly"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so smart I'm gonna win a Guggenheim for good advice

One time

Benjamin was a charming old man
He was flying his kite
One night I said, "Benjy, why you out with your kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there
And to kite string, tie a key
This may you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
I'll re you, if you'll only listen to my good advice

Magoog was a Neanderthal man
A poorly educated soul
He had a great big thing made of solid stone
And in the of it was a hole

One day he had to go from his in Natchez
To his cave in Mobile
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of
And Ooky baby, a wheel"

And that was good advice, advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
Harvard offered me a Phi Beta Kappa key for good

Sigmund Freud, he had an unfurnished
He was a very fellow, so it seems he had no chairs
So he made all his stand around all day
And tell him, all their secrets and their

Well, while they stood talking 'till they got fallen arches
yelled, "My feet are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, you've got a gold here
Go out and buy a leather couch"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's worth the
Every you're told will be eighteen karat gold, that's good advice

Alexander Graham Bell was a fence
With some wood and a piece of wire
He said, "There's something strange on around here
I keep the voice of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker", was my little joke
"With that wire you got the world in your
get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a piece in between
And sponsor The Telephone Hour"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
Every word ya hear, is the message of the year, good advice

Christopher Columbus was a seaman second
When I him that the Indies could be found
By sailing to the West instead of sailing to the
I advised him that I thought the world was round, I thought so

And then I him down to ask good Queen Isabella
To pawn her jewels for all worth
Next day he set sail and as knows
He off the edge of the Earth

And was bad advice, bad advice
Bad advice is the same as good advice
Everybody makes occasional mistakes and that was bad