Well, like to explain to you all I ain't no man I tried it and it got me highly irregular And I swore I'd never do it I promised my brother in-law that I'd go up his still While he in to town to vote It was up on the mountain Where the map said it be Friends let me you one thing Though it wasn't no ordinary It stood up on mountainside Like a hugh opal
God's yeller moon shinin' on the cool clear God's little twinklin' on and off in the heavens Like I explain'd to you before I ain't no drinkin' man But got the best of me And I took a That yella runnin' down my throat Like dew vine water
And I another slash Took another'n an another'n an For you knew I'd downed one whole jug of that And to gettin' hot flashes Goose pimples was runnin' up and my body And a feelin' over me Like somethin' I'd never experienced It was like, I was in love In love for the first time, with anything moved Animate, inanimate it didn't It's like there's a great neon flashin' on an' off In my brain sayin' "Jimmy Buffett there's a day a comin'" 'Cause I was I wasn't knee crawlin', slip slidin', Reggie Commode drunk
I was God's own and a fearless man And when I first saw the bear He was a lookin' fella 'bout nineteen feet tall He up over the hill Expectin' me to do one of two Flip or fly, I do either one It him up
He started sniffin' around my tryin' to smell fear But he gonna smell no fear 'cause I'm own drunk and a fearless man It him up He right in my eyes, and my eyes Was a lot than his was It him up
So I approached him, I "Mr. Bear, I love Every hair on twenty-seven acre body I know you got a lot of friends there On the other of the hill There's ole' rare bear, tall bear, bear, Kelly bear Really bear, the bear, smokey the bear the bear I want you to go back over there And tell I'm feelin' right You tell I love each and everyone of them a brother and a sister
But if they give me any trouble I'm gonna run God damn one of them off the hill" He two steps backwards and didn't know what to think Neither did I but bein' and cautious Well hell I him again I "Mr. Bear, You know in the eyes of the Lord We're both when it comes right down to it
So I you to be my buddy, Buddy bear" So I took buddy bear by his island size paw And I led him over to the He's a sniffin' around that cause smellin' somethin' good I gave him one of them of honey dew vine water He downed it up Looked like one of damn bears in the circus
sasparilly in the moonlight I gave him another'n an another'n an For I it he downed eight of them And commenced to doin' the dance Two snips, a snort, a fly turn, and a It was so simple the jitter bug It evaded me
We worked into a tumultuous uproar And I was awful tired and went to the hillside And I down and went to sleep for four hours and dreampt me some tremulous dreams When I woke up, there was God's yeller Shinin' on the cool evenin'
God's little twinklin' on and off In the My the bear was a missin' Want to know something else friends and So was still