Well, to explain to you all before I ain't no man I it once and it got me highly irregular And I I'd never do it again I promised my brother in-law that I'd go up watch his While he in to town to vote It was up on the mountain Where the map it would be let me tell you one thing Though it no ordinary still It up on that mountainside a hugh golden opal
God's yeller shinin' on the cool clear evenin' God's little twinklin' on and off in the heavens Like I explain'd to you before I ain't no drinkin' man But temptation got the of me And I took a That yella whiskey runnin' down my Like honey dew water
And I took slash Took another'n an an another'n For you I'd downed one whole jug of that shit And commenced to hot flashes Goose pimples was runnin' up and down my And a feelin' came me somethin' I'd never experienced before It was like, like I was in In love for the first time, with anything that Animate, inanimate it didn't It's like there's a great sign flashin' on an' off In my brain sayin' "Jimmy there's a great day a comin'" 'Cause I was I wasn't knee crawlin', slip slidin', Youngin' Commode huggin'
I was God's own drunk and a man And when I first saw the bear He was a Kodiak lookin' fella nineteen feet tall He rambled up the hill Expectin' me to do one of two Flip or fly, I didn't do one It him up
He started sniffin' around my body tryin' to smell But he ain't gonna no fear 'cause I'm God's own and a fearless man It him up He looked right in my eyes, and my Was a lot redder his was It him up
So I approached him, I "Mr. Bear, I love Every hair on twenty-seven acre body I know you got a lot of over there On the other side of the There's ole' rare bear, tall bear, bear, Kelly bear Really bear, smelly the bear, smokey the the bear I want you to go back over tonight And tell I'm feelin' right You tell them I love and everyone of them a brother and a sister
But if they give me any trouble I'm gonna run God damn one of them off the hill" He took two steps and didn't know what to think Neither did I but bein' and cautious Well I approached him again I said "Mr. Bear, You know in the eyes of the We're both beasts when it comes right to it
So I you to be my buddy, Buddy bear" So I took buddy bear by his island size paw And I led him over to the a sniffin' around that thing cause He's somethin' good I gave him one of them jugs of honey dew water He downed it up Looked like one of damn bears in the circus
Sippin' sasparilly in the I gave him another'n an an another'n For I it he downed eight of them And commenced to doin' the bear Two snips, a snort, a fly turn, and a It was so like the jitter bug It plum me
We worked ourselves into a tumultuous And I was awful tired and over to the hillside And I laid down and went to Slept for four hours and dreampt me tremulous dreams When I woke up, there was God's moon on the clear cool evenin'
God's little twinklin' on and off In the My buddy the was a missin' Want to know else friends and neighbors So was that