Well, like to to you all before I ain't no man I it once and it got me highly irregular And I swore I'd never do it I promised my in-law that I'd go up watch his still While he went in to to vote It was right up on the Where the map it would be let me tell you one thing Though it no ordinary still It up on that mountainside Like a golden opal
God's yeller moon shinin' on the clear evenin' God's little twinklin' on and off in the heavens Like I explain'd to you before I ain't no drinkin' man But temptation got the of me And I took a That yella runnin' down my throat Like honey dew water
And I took another another'n an another'n an another'n For you knew I'd downed one whole jug of that And to gettin' hot flashes Goose pimples was runnin' up and down my And a feelin' came me Like somethin' I'd never before It was like, like I was in In love for the first time, with anything moved Animate, it didn't matter It's like there's a great sign flashin' on an' off In my brain sayin' "Jimmy there's a great day a comin'" 'Cause I was I knee crawlin', slip slidin', Reggie Youngin' Commode drunk
I was God's own and a fearless man And that's when I saw the bear He was a Kodiak lookin' fella 'bout nineteen tall He up over the hill Expectin' me to do one of two or fly, I didn't do either one It him up
He started sniffin' around my body to smell fear But he ain't gonna smell no 'cause I'm own drunk and a fearless man It him up He looked right in my eyes, and my Was a lot redder his was It him up
So I approached him, I "Mr. Bear, I love Every hair on your twenty-seven body I know you got a lot of friends over On the side of the hill There's ole' bear, tall bear, Freddy bear, Kelly bear Really bear, smelly the bear, the bear the bear I want you to go over there tonight And tell them I'm right You tell them I love each and everyone of Like a brother and a
But if they give me any tonight I'm gonna run God damn one of them off the hill" He took two steps backwards and didn't know to think Neither did I but charitable and cautious Well hell I approached him I said "Mr. Bear, You in the eyes of the Lord We're both when it comes right down to it
So I want you to be my buddy, bear" So I took ole' buddy bear by his size paw And I led him over to the He's a sniffin' around thing cause He's smellin' good I gave him one of them jugs of dew vine water He downed it up Looked like one of them damn in the circus
Sippin' sasparilly in the I him another'n an another'n an another'n For I knew it he downed of them And commenced to doin' the bear Two snips, a snort, a fly turn, and a It was so like the jitter bug It plum me
We worked into a tumultuous uproar And I was awful tired and went over to the And I down and went to sleep Slept for four hours and dreampt me tremulous dreams When I woke up, there was God's yeller Shinin' on the clear evenin'
God's lanterns twinklin' on and off In the My buddy the was a missin' to know something else friends and neighbors So was that