Well, like to explain to you all I ain't no man I tried it once and it got me highly And I I'd never do it again I promised my brother that I'd go up watch his still While he in to town to vote It was up on the mountain Where the map said it be let me tell you one thing Though it no ordinary still It up on that mountainside a hugh golden opal
God's yeller moon shinin' on the clear evenin' little lanterns twinklin' on and off in the heavens Like I to you once before I ain't no drinkin' man But got the best of me And I took a That yella whiskey runnin' down my honey dew vine water
And I took slash Took another'n an another'n an For you knew I'd one whole jug of that shit And commenced to hot flashes Goose was runnin' up and down my body And a feelin' over me Like somethin' I'd experienced before It was like, like I was in In love for the first time, with anything moved Animate, it didn't matter like there's a great neon sign flashin' on an' off In my brain sayin' "Jimmy there's a great day a comin'" 'Cause I was I wasn't crawlin', slip slidin', Reggie Youngin' Commode huggin'
I was God's own and a fearless man And when I first saw the bear He was a Kodiak lookin' fella 'bout feet tall He rambled up over the Expectin' me to do one of two or fly, I didn't do either one It him up
He started sniffin' around my body tryin' to smell But he ain't gonna no fear 'cause I'm own drunk and a fearless man It him up He right in my eyes, and my eyes Was a lot redder his was It him up
So I approached him, I "Mr. Bear, I love hair on your twenty-seven acre body I know you got a lot of over there On the side of the hill There's ole' bear, tall bear, Freddy bear, Kelly bear bear, smelly the bear, smokey the bear Pokey the I want you to go over there tonight And them I'm feelin' right You them I love each and everyone of them Like a brother and a
But if they give me any trouble I'm gonna run every God damn one of off the hill" He took two steps backwards and didn't know to think Neither did I but charitable and cautious hell I approached him again I said "Mr. Bear, You know in the of the Lord We're both beasts when it right down to it
So I want you to be my buddy, bear" So I ole' buddy bear by his island size paw And I led him over to the He's a sniffin' around thing cause He's somethin' good I gave him one of them of honey dew vine water He it up right Looked like one of damn bears in the circus
Sippin' in the moonlight I gave him another'n an another'n an For I it he downed eight of them And to doin' the bear dance Two snips, a snort, a fly turn, and a It was so simple like the bug It evaded me
We worked into a tumultuous uproar And I was awful tired and went over to the And I laid down and went to for four hours and dreampt me some tremulous dreams When I woke up, there was God's moon Shinin' on the clear evenin'
little lanterns twinklin' on and off In the My the bear was a missin' Want to something else friends and neighbors So was that