Well, like to explain to you all I ain't no man I tried it once and it got me irregular And I swore I'd do it again I promised my in-law that I'd go up watch his still While he went in to to vote It was up on the mountain the map said it would be Friends let me you one thing Though it no ordinary still It stood up on that Like a hugh golden
God's yeller moon shinin' on the clear evenin' God's lanterns twinklin' on and off in the heavens Like I explain'd to you once before I ain't no man But got the best of me And I a slash That whiskey runnin' down my throat Like dew vine water
And I took slash another'n an another'n an another'n For you knew I'd downed one jug of that shit And to gettin' hot flashes Goose was runnin' up and down my body And a feelin' over me somethin' I'd never experienced before It was like, I was in love In love for the time, with anything that moved Animate, inanimate it didn't It's there's a great neon sign flashin' on an' off In my brain sayin' "Jimmy Buffett a great day a comin'" 'Cause I was I wasn't knee crawlin', slip slidin', Reggie huggin' drunk
I was God's own and a fearless man And that's I first saw the bear He was a Kodiak lookin' fella 'bout feet tall He up over the hill me to do one of two things Flip or fly, I didn't do one It him up
He started sniffin' around my body tryin' to fear But he ain't smell no fear 'cause I'm own drunk and a fearless man It him up He right in my eyes, and my eyes Was a lot redder his was It him up
So I approached him, I "Mr. Bear, I love hair on your twenty-seven acre body I know you got a lot of over there On the other of the hill There's ole' bear, tall bear, Freddy bear, Kelly bear Really bear, the bear, smokey the bear the bear I want you to go back over there And them I'm feelin' right You tell I love each and everyone of them Like a brother and a
But if they give me any tonight I'm gonna run every God damn one of off the hill" He took two steps and didn't know what to think Neither did I but bein' and cautious Well hell I him again I "Mr. Bear, You know in the eyes of the Lord We're both when it comes right down to it
So I want you to be my buddy, bear" So I took ole' bear by his island size paw And I led him over to the He's a sniffin' around that cause smellin' somethin' good I gave him one of them jugs of dew vine water He downed it up Looked one of them damn bears in the circus
sasparilly in the moonlight I him another'n an another'n an another'n For I knew it he downed of them And commenced to doin' the bear Two snips, a snort, a fly turn, and a It was so simple the jitter bug It plum me
We worked into a tumultuous uproar And I was tired and went over to the hillside And I down and went to sleep Slept for hours and dreampt me some tremulous dreams When I up, there was God's yeller moon on the clear cool evenin'
God's little twinklin' on and off In the My buddy the bear was a Want to know else friends and neighbors So was still