Goblintown

Gather 'round children,
Hear the tales I tell,
Heed my warnings,
And listen well.

When you're out walking,
In the summer breeze,
Beware of eyes watching
You through the trees.

Beware the hills,
With rusty gates,
Don't snoop around,
Or stay out late.

They'll smell your flesh,
And come for you,
Remember poor Billy?
From the first row cue?

They bit off his head,
And tore him in two!

Don't go a-wandering,
Out into the night,
Rest your bones,
By the campfire light.

If you go walking,
Toward the western hills,
Watch out for goblins,
They live there still.

Beware the hills,
With rusty gates,
Don't be a fool,
And stay out late.

They'll smell your flesh,
And come for you,
With open jaws,
Drippin' slimy drool.

And if you listen carefully,
You can hear 'em far-away calling!

Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!

Hahahahaha!

Through the forest,
(The goblins!)
And down at the road,
(The goblins!)
Over the bridge,
(The goblins!)
Where the cool waters flow,
(The goblins!)
They live in the caves,
(The goblins!)
At the foot of the hills,
(The goblins!)
Their feet on the tables
(The goblins!)
They're drinking their swill!
(The goblins!)

If they catch you,
They'll tie you up,
And torture you!
And laugh at you,
And take you down,
To goblintown!

If they catch you,
I swear you won't know,
What to do!
They'll turn you into,
Barbecue!
In goblintown!

Goblintown!
Goblintown!
Goblintown!

Last night I was walking,
In the summer breeze,
I could see goblins,
Peeking through the trees.